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GrouchyTurtle

@grouchyturtle.bsky.social
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Vegan, MTG gaming, Hockey (I only play bad decks) Now GrouchyTurtle on MTGO!

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marcusewaldh.bsky.social @marcusewaldh.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
5-0 with Blue Tron in Legacy! Deck has been very good since I built it yesterday. Thanks to Delthar for inspiration. It is a cheap pile that has been undefeated vs UB so far. Let me know if you try it. Plenty of stuff to tinker with.
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I mean come on, who doesn’t want to shallow grave this bad boy and attack for 10,000?!
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I’m not one for ban discourse. But when you’re able to 5-0 with lingering souls in the year 2025 maybe something in the shell is a little too good… (It’s lingering souls, lingering souls is what’s pushing it over the top)
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faulted form @faultedform.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Won the Wednesday night Legacy Challenge with Oops. I think Conjurer's Bauble is better than Harvester but I'm still testing it. 2-1 ant 1-2 ub tempo 2-0 bant nadu 2-1 wubg beanstalk 2-1 rw painter 2-0 moon stompy QF: 2-0 moon stompy SF: 2-0 sultai beanstalk F: 2-1 sultai beanstalk
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Which is why he is the greatest goal scorer in NHL history…?
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Define your musical taste in 6 bands/artists 1. The Who 2. Meat Loaf 3. Thin Lizzy 4. The New Pornographers 5. Cheap Trick 6. Guided by Voices
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Everytime someone insists on doing high roll instead of the odd/even that I offer I die a little on the inside 😔✊
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
🤷‍♂️
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Challenge top 4 with PO fleshraker. Deck Busto The Tony Scapone special, he knows how to chef up a list
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faulted form @faultedform.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Legacy Challenge 3/5 2-1 eldrazi 2-1 u painter 2-1 eldrazi 0-2 PO 2-0 u painter 2-0 eldrazi QF: 2-0 yorion bw dnt SF: 1-2 ub reanimator
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Keep it up yo! Killin it
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Got Second place in the legacy challenge tonight with my fair creature juke SB plan. close to winning it all but not close enough!
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
🏆SMOOPS TROPHY ALERT 🏆 was 2-0 in the league and contemplated dropping with how bad the SB plan felt, I stuck with it and well... Oops is too strong yo, it just wins Beating my archnemesis matchup doomsday for the trophy felt soooooo good >:)
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
🏆 Oops! all bangers SB trophy 🏆 I had the idea to pair no pact of negations + a creature juke plan this morning and was instantly rewarded with some hardware once again Oops continues to be strong and you can really do whatever as long as you keep the basic shell intact 🤷‍♂️
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
🚨 Oops Trophy alert 🚨 Belcher + Spoils of the vault is a match made in heaven. Spoils is the GOAT haters will say it’s fake 😎
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Oops trophy 🏆 Deck is just way too strong for its own good. AND IMMA KEEP ABUSING IT WHILE I CAN. (SB pretty much doesn’t matter honestly, I think that belchers is good but past that everything is a big 🤷‍♂️)
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I like mine more
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Challenge WIN!! 8-1 with Oops! All Spells🏆🏆 (Didn’t cast lively dirge ever 😔, Belcher was MVP 😮‍💨) 2-0 Oops 2-0 Delver 1-2 cloudpost 2-1 esper blade 2-1 UB reanimator 2-0 eldrazi 2-0 mystic forge 2-1 UB reanimator 2-0 eldrazi @fireshoes.bsky.social value tag 😎😎
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
2-0 GR initiative 2-1 Bg Reanimator 2-0 Temur rhinos 2-1 sultai beans 2-1 mono blue stiflenought
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Trophy #2 of the season this time with a UB version of oops. I was getting fed up with losing to things like double leyline of the void so I wanted the oracles. Decided to try FoW for prison/stompy matchups and even with the incredibly low U count (17 after boarding) it felt great in the matchup
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Started playing some more mtgo again and got a trophy with this sweet oops list! (Not sure if lively dirge or ring are actually good yet, but they have been impressive so far!)
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Hiding the name of a well known salt lord 🤭
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Love the idea of ring in oops!
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Fun situations like this happen all the time with oops and yet people still think the deck shouldn’t be in the format! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
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Maxtortion @maxtortion.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
It's noteworthy that the most fun and dynamic games I'm having in Legacy right now are while playing Oops All Spells
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Ughhhhh my small brain hurts from even trying to think about how to cast all those super powerful cards that only smart people can play properly.
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I think it should be banned even though I play the deck The games are so fast and I have so much extra free time that I have time to reflect on myself as a person and I dont like that 😤 Id rather be forced to play slow control decks and distract myself from being able to think about my life choices
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I would’ve sacrificed both forests to not be open to submerge
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
w take
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
On GOD. Go play in friendly queue if you care so much about everything being fair and nice
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I love how they admitted openly that nadu was a mistake of a card but continue to allow it to be legal in formats 🤦‍♂️
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
BRO THESE MODERN UNBANS ARE WILDDDDDDDD TIME TO BE A MODERN GAMER 😎😎😎😎😎 GSZ+TITAN = AMULET TIER 0
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
That 3rd place titan list is 🔥🔥
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Modern can handle ragavan but legacy can’t? Modern can handle dreadhorde arcanist but legacy can’t? …
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Ain’t no format like a diddymurk standard
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Finished 5-2 top 16 in challenge tonight with a LOT of sloppy play using @gerryt.bsky.social ‘s R/G list having not really touched standard before. Added in royal treatments since no monstrous rage. No notes on list it felt solid.
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I love how they felt the need to message me after the game @mtgosalt.bsky.social
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Maybe this will force the energy players into realizing that static prison isn’t what they should be playing and instead should register Skyclave apparition
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
0-3 drop oops league 2-3 cephalid breakfast league 0-3 drop reanimator league 🙃
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
New profile picture who dis?
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
OH BOY AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE???? BACK HOME AND WE BOOTED UP SOME GOOD OL MTGO AND HAVE CONTINUED THIS HOT STREAK. 2-9 ACROSS 4 LEAGUES ???? LETS GOOOOOOOO🗣️🗣️🔥💯💯💯💯
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
😔 Best I can do is point out those fatal pushes aren’t cringe enough 😔
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Gotta mismatch those Useas with FWB versions!
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Definitely agree that as a hate piece it’s perfectly fine power level wise however. Just iffy on the fact that it’s a decent hate piece that also is an incredibly effective protection spell. It treads water in the same pool as veil of summer, but colorless and I’m not sure how I feel about that.
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I would be curious to see if banning the most “egregious threats” would actually slow down the format enough to make these soft counters viable. How many cards would need to be banned to make this work? I think it would take more bans than just the aforementioned ones to get it like that.
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Power level wise the card is probably fine, it just feels like grief where it (to me at least) promotes “unfun” play patterns that creates weird minigames
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Might just be the types of decks we play ;) But really I’m not just a fan of the fact that to me it feels like the card promotes a style of “jamming” haymakers over and over again in decks such as mono red and mystic forge. It feels like a defense grid that can also disrupt other decks.
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