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GrouchyTurtle

@grouchyturtle.bsky.social
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Vegan, MTG gaming, Hockey (I only play bad decks) Now GrouchyTurtle on MTGO!

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marcusewaldh.bsky.social @marcusewaldh.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
5-0 with Blue Tron in Legacy! Deck has been very good since I built it yesterday. Thanks to Delthar for inspiration. It is a cheap pile that has been undefeated vs UB so far. Let me know if you try it. Plenty of stuff to tinker with.
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I’m not one for ban discourse. But when you’re able to 5-0 with lingering souls in the year 2025 maybe something in the shell is a little too good… (It’s lingering souls, lingering souls is what’s pushing it over the top)
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faulted form @faultedform.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Won the Wednesday night Legacy Challenge with Oops. I think Conjurer's Bauble is better than Harvester but I'm still testing it. 2-1 ant 1-2 ub tempo 2-0 bant nadu 2-1 wubg beanstalk 2-1 rw painter 2-0 moon stompy QF: 2-0 moon stompy SF: 2-0 sultai beanstalk F: 2-1 sultai beanstalk
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Define your musical taste in 6 bands/artists 1. The Who 2. Meat Loaf 3. Thin Lizzy 4. The New Pornographers 5. Cheap Trick 6. Guided by Voices
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Challenge top 4 with PO fleshraker. Deck Busto The Tony Scapone special, he knows how to chef up a list
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faulted form @faultedform.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Legacy Challenge 3/5 2-1 eldrazi 2-1 u painter 2-1 eldrazi 0-2 PO 2-0 u painter 2-0 eldrazi QF: 2-0 yorion bw dnt SF: 1-2 ub reanimator
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Got Second place in the legacy challenge tonight with my fair creature juke SB plan. close to winning it all but not close enough!
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
🏆SMOOPS TROPHY ALERT 🏆 was 2-0 in the league and contemplated dropping with how bad the SB plan felt, I stuck with it and well... Oops is too strong yo, it just wins Beating my archnemesis matchup doomsday for the trophy felt soooooo good >:)
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
🏆 Oops! all bangers SB trophy 🏆 I had the idea to pair no pact of negations + a creature juke plan this morning and was instantly rewarded with some hardware once again Oops continues to be strong and you can really do whatever as long as you keep the basic shell intact 🤷‍♂️
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
🚨 Oops Trophy alert 🚨 Belcher + Spoils of the vault is a match made in heaven. Spoils is the GOAT haters will say it’s fake 😎
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Oops trophy 🏆 Deck is just way too strong for its own good. AND IMMA KEEP ABUSING IT WHILE I CAN. (SB pretty much doesn’t matter honestly, I think that belchers is good but past that everything is a big 🤷‍♂️)
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Challenge WIN!! 8-1 with Oops! All Spells🏆🏆 (Didn’t cast lively dirge ever 😔, Belcher was MVP 😮‍💨) 2-0 Oops 2-0 Delver 1-2 cloudpost 2-1 esper blade 2-1 UB reanimator 2-0 eldrazi 2-0 mystic forge 2-1 UB reanimator 2-0 eldrazi @fireshoes.bsky.social value tag 😎😎
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Trophy #2 of the season this time with a UB version of oops. I was getting fed up with losing to things like double leyline of the void so I wanted the oracles. Decided to try FoW for prison/stompy matchups and even with the incredibly low U count (17 after boarding) it felt great in the matchup
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Started playing some more mtgo again and got a trophy with this sweet oops list! (Not sure if lively dirge or ring are actually good yet, but they have been impressive so far!)
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Maxtortion @maxtortion.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
It's noteworthy that the most fun and dynamic games I'm having in Legacy right now are while playing Oops All Spells
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
BRO THESE MODERN UNBANS ARE WILDDDDDDDD TIME TO BE A MODERN GAMER 😎😎😎😎😎 GSZ+TITAN = AMULET TIER 0
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Ain’t no format like a diddymurk standard
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Finished 5-2 top 16 in challenge tonight with a LOT of sloppy play using @gerryt.bsky.social ‘s R/G list having not really touched standard before. Added in royal treatments since no monstrous rage. No notes on list it felt solid.
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I love how they felt the need to message me after the game @mtgosalt.bsky.social
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
New profile picture who dis?
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
OH BOY AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE???? BACK HOME AND WE BOOTED UP SOME GOOD OL MTGO AND HAVE CONTINUED THIS HOT STREAK. 2-9 ACROSS 4 LEAGUES ???? LETS GOOOOOOOO🗣️🗣️🔥💯💯💯💯
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Played at Eternal Weekend NA and KILLED IT. EW MAIN EVENT RESULTS: 2-1 Bant Cephalid Breakfast🦑 1-2 UG omnitell 👨‍🔬 1-2 mono red stompy 🌕 1-2 Bant Cephalid Breakfast🦑 DROP 🥶🥶🗣️🗣️💯💯 EW SIDE EVENT RESULTS: 1-2 Burn 🔥 2-1 DNT 🦁 1-2 BUG Beans 🫘 28.6% winrate these paper events are way too easy.
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faulted form @faultedform.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Finished 23rd at EW Pitt with UB Oops 2-0 ub froginator 2-0 mystic forge 2-0 moon stompy 2-1 moon stompy 2-0 r painter 0-2 8cast 2-1 mystic forge 1-2 wubr control 2-1 eldrazi 2-1 uw stiflenought 2-0 ant
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Finished 7-2 in the 350 player legacy showcase challenge which was good for 23rd with my breakers 😭playing a deck I hadn’t touched before today. FROG IS BUSTED. Also the 61st card griselbrand was real good, the extra fatty to dump to frog and thoughtseize was clutch all day. @fireshoes.bsky.social
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Top 5 cards I’d want to get a beer with. #5 Infernal tutor (Id definitely be a good student I swear)
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Maybe this will find the legacy oops all spells gamers algorithm who will get the joke
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GrouchyTurtle @grouchyturtle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Anyone else on this app piping they bile sloppily?
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