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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i LOVE this cover she did
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
see i read this is exactly what he did for Kendall Roy too and that his cast/crew mates were concerned for him when they were filming the heavy parts of the last season. so they couldnt have been too surprised
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@edzitron.com idk if anyone told you yet, but Cory Doctorow gave you a shoutout on Jon Stewart's latest podcast interview, he was like "Ed is amazing, you gotta have him on!" and then Jon i think was looking you up bc he repeated your name, i would be dying if i were you. pretty cool!
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I have read so many takes about this essay and finally read it. My conclusion is I would bet you're neurodivergent and wrote out the type of detailed and blunt argument-rant that I have made before & didnt know was breaking social code (bc i was just trying to make my point, not be nice.)
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Robert we used to call them "hipsters", just throw on some flannel. you already live near Portland, come on you know the drill
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
after seeing Elliot turn into a ripped machine with an 8-pack for Odyssey, i do believe he can embody anyone on earth
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i was just crying over the Flash website era. that was the golden age of web design. it was so much fun to code in AS. im so pumped to discover this website!!! ugh i miss websites that were cool
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
wait i thought you loudly and irresponsibly published an article by a neocon transphobe talking about the DSA being a parasite? during Trump’s push to renew McCarthyism? Now they have good ideas??? Who the f is running this clown show
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i cut the necks off all my shirts. not into that strangling stuff, bro
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i love this idea! just a note of warning though, and you probably already know this but check the trinkets you put in envelopes don't get snagged/crushed by the mail sorters. learned this the hard way 🥲
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
great writeup 🧵 that shows how trans rights are, in fact, human rights. all of these hate groups are connected and they are not “protecting women.”
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i mean that’s pretty good bait, i have to admit. *licks lips* just dangling there all tasty
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
nothing gets you more jacked up than deporting bro. he’s swaying to the beat of his own cymbal-smashing monkey toy
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
has anyone tried just giving Don some sandcastles to smash
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i suggest an ultra-premium tier where we can watch the livestream of your word doc being written in real time with a live chat. “he spent the entire morning rewriting this one sentence about Sam Altman’s weird hair and then just powered through like 10 pages in 30 minutes!”
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
centuries?! im already bored and tired of this place and im a millennial
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
dude right?! i keep reading about this guy and my only thought is look at Mr. I Love Life over here wanting to be immortal. that sounds like actual Hell to me. what level of delulu do i need to look around and want to stay forever
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
my Arab ex also had this issue, also discovered as the only POC working at an investment bank that had strict appearance code incl daily shaving. (He discovered the old school shaving brush + good cream helps a LOT, makes the hair soften and stand up for less irritation)
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
all of my scoliosis knowledge is from the Babysitters Club book where Abby's twin sister Anna gets a scoliosis brace and Abby crashes out because she didn't get one and has an existential twin crisis so she chops off all her hair
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
wait til the Madison Square Garden Fuck, Marry, Kill list gets released
wired.com
Madison Square Garden Kept a List of Gay Celebrities
An MSG database tracked and categorized hundreds of celebs, famous Knicks superfans, and even some of Taylor Swift’s wedding guests. Labels included “LGBTQIA,” “DO NOT HOST,” and low to high “risk.”
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Maine officials search the rocky beach for a new senate candidate. They find an unconscious man clad in tattered rags washed upon the shore. The sea provides for Maine, it always does
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
well um AKTCHULLY Marsha, fortune cookies were invented by JAPANESE immigrants, in CALIFORNIA
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
it's the hair. my monkey paw wish would be for every male to have long beautiful hair like this. im sure it would backfire horribly but for a while it would be great fun
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Well, its not a comic, but watching Harley Quinn on HBO pretty much delivers on this wish
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
that is the most human looking cat ive ever seen. the 1,000 yard stare is particularly relatable, I too lean backwards while im having an existential crisis im not projecting you are
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
oh god. i also have reactive dog. People w new dogs love to stop & use my barking dog to train their dog while im stuck waiting for my other dog to shit. i want to explode these people. PLEASE keep walking if you see a reactive dog!! Training is trigger distance management and ur not helping!
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
see kids, this is why being pedantic about grammar is important! you never know when your hastily-composed writings will become a major organized religion one day and people must be crystal clear on who they can have sex with
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’d like to formally announce that I, too, am not running for Maine’s Senate seat. I am however accepting campaign donations
pressherald.com
Why I’m not running for US Senate | Patrick Dempsey
No matter who you are, service begins with a simple question: How can I make someone else's life a little better?
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Children! Don’t forget to hang your medical records by the chimney so Zuckerclaus can leave you ads perfectly tailored to your interests (no opting out)! Let’s sip mugs of raw milk under the tree. No, not an Xmas tree. The tree our tent is under where we live, we lost our house after the layoffs.
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
also i love that you hashtagged banana. im imagining the person who LOVES bananas searching this hashtag wearing all yellow, eating banana pudding and surrounded by banana art and collectibles. Delicious banana bread is baking and theyre the happiest person alive.
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
the Dadaists would approve lets bring back artist camps and release manifestos while terrorizing the fine art establishment
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
So yeah, you could get away with a lot of shit in the 50s/60s if you moved around a lot and changed your name.
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
She also made the questionable decision to change Dads ENTIRE NAME each adoption; the last time being when Dad was SIX. i guess after that it was too weird. Con-artist bio Gramps went on to marry 5 more women and start new families without bothering to divorce old ones first.
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i think we had the same Grandma. Mine also couldn’t “live in sin” so she married 8x. She got preg w my Dad with the 1st guy, who was a legit con artist and left when Dad was born (she tied her tubes immediately.) She forced Dad’s new daddies to adopt him for the first 4 husbands
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Flamingo Albert from Bob's Burgers
ALT: Flamingo Albert from Bob's Burgers
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
actually yes that’s exactly what i mean
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i adore them but there was an odd backlash from straight men who saw other [cooler] men getting lots of female attention for long hair (aka not performing post-WWII traditional masculinity) and trying to make man buns a bad thing. even the term is dumb, its just a bun.
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
as a fellow metalhead can i just say the joy of seeing my music in the soundtrack is probably my fave part. well worth $70 american dollars. also my i humbly suggest the new Avatar song Crying Fire as a great backdrop to a more pensive, somber piece
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
yes sorry tour manager
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i watched this lady scream at her TM for a fruit plate being wrong out of 100 rider items and he got fired over it and she was an hour late performing that night. zero percent surprised she completely sucks
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
how about we completely just get rid of it
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
celebrity worship is definitely dying, ive seen more people eviscerate the Taylor corporate sponsored ad-filled "wedding" than earnestly like it, and posts of celebs like Dua Lipa on vacay all the top comments are about being sick of wealth-flaunting. the tide is indeed turning
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Deciding to go public about your politician SAer now includes the calculation of "well we really need to take back the Senate and he supports universal healthcare, and it's not like he's the only rapist in DC"
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
In a 2013 Reddit post about anti-rape underwear, Platner wrote that people worried about assault should "take some responsibility for themselves and not get so fucked up they wind up having sex with someone they don't mean to" I guess old reddit comments and Nazi tats DO in fact mean something
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I think we should ban cutting men's hair shorter than their shoulders. we're bringing old school sexy back. everyone's a Viking warrior now. and if i hear a single fucking one of you... A SINGLE ONE... bitch about man buns youre gonna be shackled to the Green Reflecting Pool
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
i do feel bad for the event production staff and security, they have to be absolutely having the worst gig.
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
nice of them to make the trans pride flag for the flyover though
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
They explained it in the cellular communications company-themed wedding advertisement jumbotron in Times Square
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is the only review of the Great American State Fair that I need to see.
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Sad Toast @groceryprices.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
this is so fascinating, thank you. now i know why i love Bond suits so much, i personally am a fan of the sharp and more stiff tailoring. i love it when the suit can cut through cold butter. looks super sharp, especially with great shoes and a nice watch.
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