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Mark (グリセルブランド)

@griselbrand.bsky.social
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mostly here to have a moan about soccer // metalhead // sneakerhead // actually literal Griselbrand

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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 5h
I had no idea this man was still playing lol good for him
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like someone combined Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens into a single person.
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stafford is cooked. You think they just spent a first round pick on a new QB for the hell of it?
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This means something to high school me. Shoutout to two real ones still doing their thing.
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Private Eye / Re-Education (Through Labor) - Single by Rise Against & Alkaline Trio on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 2 Songs
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I deserve whatever happens to me for buying these.
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I drafted Achane, AJ Brown, Jayden Daniels, and Puka this year in fantasy doing swell right now
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mexx Meerdink
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Craig Carton is an empty vessel who lacks any trace of talent, shame, or hair. He is human lettuce.
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is why you need to give this lot the death penalty. There’s no remorse, no contrition, not even rote acceptance, just more arrogance and obfuscation. MCFC as an entity is no longer fit for purpose.
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A perfect evening for some metal
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when the Premier League rolls up to the ethihad looking for Pep but Maresca answers the door
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pep knew, by the way. He knew and he took the glory anyway. Don't let him get away with that.
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
since today is dunk on city day I'm gonna talk my shit to say that the s/t Stone Roses album is *miles* better than anything Oasis ever did
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Doc MUFC @docmufc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
United still the only English team to do the treble.
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mastodon, Deafheaven, and Alcest tonight, can someone gimme a hell yeah?
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
for the first time in months yesterday I had to 1) wear dress shoes; and 2) do a lot of walking in those shoes and my shins are fucking killing me today, I'm afraid I'm cooked chat
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my body is ready
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Officiant: If anyone present knows of any reason why these two should not be wed— Fan standing up in back of the church: 71 OPS+ by the way
Talkin’ Yanks: Austin Wells is engaged

AmericanMade: Instead of being in the batting cage and working on his hitting while batting .170 on the season, our catcher is doing this bullshit.
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my new checks came with instructions we’re fuckin’ cooked as a society
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But... But I like setting my fantasy football lineup. It's one of the things that I enjoy and holds my attention when I don't want to think about politics or war. Why would anyone want a machine to do that for them? Why bother having and managing a fantasy football team if you're not going to play?
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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Boy did it ever, the new song is incredible
artificialbrain.bandcamp.com
Antillia, by ARTIFICIAL BRAIN
9 track album
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Death Dragging an Old Man to His Tomb, by Stefano della Bella, 1648
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
there is some absolutely unhinged shit going on in these replies
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jayden too?! cant wait for Drake Maye to go down next week because this shit always comes in threes
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it brings me no joy to say this but the cardinals end zone is fucking incredible
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aaron Rodgers fumbles again and it's a Thicc Six®
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching Aaron Rodgers eat shit has definitely been the sports highlight of my week
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I cannot stand Romeo Doubs anymore and it's only week 2
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Borregales aint it
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Finally, a good ad
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dalot should be in The Hague for that attempt
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fulham having an ad for “AI for Lawyers” on the advertising boards is perfect 10/10 no notes
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Might be time to leave that short corner routine on the training pitch where it belongs
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This might be the single worst loss I have ever seen in sports. I’m at a loss for words.
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Eating an Italian sub within minutes of it being made is one of life’s true pleasures
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Jeff @dolphinsfan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Belichick is going to nurse a healthy lead in this game. He'll probably be milking the clock after halftime.
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mile Svilar is an incredible keeper, I’m surprised an elite club hasn’t flashed huge cash in front of Roma for him. Dunno if he’s quite the next Alisson but I’d take him over Donnarumma in a heartbeat.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It better be
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this person doesn’t actually want to be spooked ask me how I know (I pressed my bare ass against their window at the stoplight and they screamed)
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new meme just dropped
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bruno is the Napoleon of chance creation
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He’s gonna have to do a lot (or not do a lot I guess) to top Issac Wilson as my least favorite Ute but there’s at least a pathway beginning to open up
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good thing that Old Trafford record doesn’t include the carabao cup I suppose
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
United are absolutely going to be *that club* going into the international break and it's going to make me set myself on fire
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is one of the bigger "penthouse to outhouse" games in recent memory, I hate it here
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
why the fuck is Darlow kicking it long to Mbuemo in that situation? absolutely braindead
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Need a gif of Cunha bodying Hürzeler please and thank you
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Mark (グリセルブランド) @griselbrand.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
At least give me a fucking penalty shootout
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