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Grise Bouille

@grisebouille.bsky.social
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Humorous and eclectic comic blog featuring absurdist fiction, popular science and political satire. Blog: grisebouille.net/en Portfolio: ptilouk.net/en Mastodon: mastodon.art/@grisebouille

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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
📜 NEW POST: “October 2026 Program” A recap of the articles published in September, the monthly crowdfunding update, and what's coming up next! ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/october-2... #GriseBouille #freeArt #art #crowdfunding
Images from the published comics
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
📽️ “Unexpected Announcement” I forgot to add the time-lapse video for the latest comic… but it's done now! ▶️ aperi.tube/w/tuBmEUtzSz... #drawing #oc #original #animation #illustration #sketch #art #arttimelapse #speedDrawing #BackToTheFuture
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Annonce impromptue (Bonus Time-lapse — Grise Bouille)
Timelapse de la réalisation de la BD Annonce impromptue publiée le 28 septembre 2026 sur le blog. Time-lapse of the creation of the comic Unexpected Announcement, published on September 28, 2026, o...
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
📈 CROWDFUNDING : Last day to reach the last milestone! €94 missing to unlock a live drawing of a comic strip on Peertube… ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/crowdfund... #GriseBouille #freeArt #crowdfunding #publicPatronage #CreativeCommons
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Crowdfunding
The blog is funded by public donations. This monthly crowdfunding campaign unlocks milestones for the blog’s activities in the following month.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
✅ CROWDFUNDING: €650 milestone reached! There'll be a new meme on #Framamèmes next month! Thanks for your support ❤️ 📈 Next milestone: €775 to unlock a comic drawn live on #Peertube! ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/crowdfund... #GriseBouille #freeArt #crowdfunding #publicPatronage #CreativeCommons
Superfluous says “thanks!” with crowdfunding milestones on the side.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
💬 NEW COMIC STRIP: “Unexpected Announcement” The narrative tension artificially created by certain fictional characters' inability to express themselves fascinates me… ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/unexpecte... #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #BackToTheFuture #movie #movieTrope #cinema
6-panel comic.

PANEL 1. Scene from “Back to the Future.” Marty says to Doc: “Listen, Doc, you know there's something I haven't told you about the night I traveled back in time…”

PANEL 2. Doc refuses: “Please, Marty, don't tell me, no man should know too much about their own destiny. I could endanger my own existence, just as you endangered yours!” Marty, embarrassed: “You're… you're right.”PANEL 3. Marty thinks for two seconds and says to himself: “Wait a minute… "You're right"?! What's wrong with me?”

PANEL 4. Marty taps Doc on the shoulder with a nonchalant air. Doc wonders what he wants.PANEL 5. Doc turns around, and Marty immediately says: “The night I went back in time, you'll be murdered.” Doc: “Wh-WHAT?!” Marty: “By Libyan terrorists. Whom you'd stolen plutonium from.”

PANEL 6. Marty, relieved, says: “Gee, it's actually easy to say that if I don't announce it beforehand.” Doc, stunned: “And you really almost left WITHOUT managing to tell me?!” Marty: “Yes!  That would've been a bit silly, wouldn't it?”

Note: Comic licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on September 17, 2026, by Gee.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
✅ CROWDFUNDING: €525 milestone reached! You funded one comic per week on the blog in October! Thanks for your support ❤️ 📈 Next milestone: €650 to unlock a new meme for Framamèmes! ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/crowdfund... #GriseBouille #freeArt #crowdfunding #publicPatronage #CreativeCommons #Framamèmes
John-Cro, on the back of Dee, says thanks with crowdfunding milestones on the side.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🗃️ ARCHIVE: “Let's chill out about spoilers” (2025) Hot take: I think we've gotten way too worked up over spoilers. ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/lets-chil... #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #spoiler #movie #cinema
Recently, people dug up a bunch of reviews of The Empire Strikes Back from when the movie was released… reviews that openly discussed the revelation that Vader was Luke's father.

No way that would happen today!

Yet I'm willing to bet that people who read those reviews had this reaction:

A guy reads his newspaper: “Oh! Apparently, in the sequel to Star Wars, we learn that Vader was Luke's father!” Next to him, a woman is also reading and replies: “No way! That sounds crazy!” “ The man: ”Yeah, can't wait to see that!"
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
💬 NEW COMIC STRIP: “Romantic Comedy” The rom-com is a highly standardized film genre. If you want to try your hand at this genre, here’s a quick tutorial. ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/romantic-... #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #romCom #romanticComedy #movie #trope #movieTrope
The young lady will be played by a model who will be made to look like an ordinary young woman by giving her a tousled hairstyle and a sweater (usually, the illusion is highly convincing).

Think Keira Knightley.

Young woman: “Beneath my interstellar bombshell looks, I have a sensitive side. I’m looking for a sensitive man, a saxophonist, who loves head cheese, but above all, is HONEST.” She adds: “I’ve been hurt by dishonest men in my life. Dishonesty: what a pain.” Smiley: “Do you sense the subtlety of the message?”
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🗃️ ARCHIVE: “Buttered cat debunked” (2025) I keep seeing this joke told with a mistake, so I felt I had to write a more detailed article about it. ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/buttered-... #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #cat #joke #butter #bread #infiniteEnergy #perpetualMotion
If I attach the slice of bread to the animal's back, this is what happens when I let go.

Gee lets go of the cat, who says “Meoow.” The cat falls straight to the ground, landing on its feet. The smiley face says: “(Insert snarky, fake-smart comment from a little smiley face nuisance who's got nothing better to do with his life.)”

Well, yes, the cat lands on its feet.

We said so. Like, right from the start.

The toast didn't fall at all, so there's no problem to report.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Great Scott! #GriseBouille #teaser #GriseBouille #workInProgress #WIP #BackToTheFuture
A drawing currently in progress featuring Marty and Doc from Back to the Future.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
✅ CROWDFUNDING: €400 milestone reached! Milestone exceeded by just €1! So there will be at least 3 comics on the blog next month! Thanks for your support ❤️ 📈 Next milestone: €525 to unlock a fourth comic! ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/crowdfund... #freeArt #crowdfunding #publicPatronage #CreativeCommons
A flying deer says thanks in front of crowdfunding milestones
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
💬 NEW COMIC STRIP: “Amateur Posters” Aaaah, posters made by people who know nothing about graphic design… is it just me, or has something changed? ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/amateur-p... #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #poster #AIslop #AI #ChatGPT #AIposter #WordArt #ComicSans
6-panel comic.

PANEL 1. A man and a woman are walking around and laughing when they see a really ugly poster with WordArt fonts and clip art that reads, “Fitness Monsters, your new gym.” The man comments: “Whoooaaa, that poster is ugly!” The woman: “Is it even legal to use WordArt these days?”

PANEL 2. Another poster of the same kind: “Music Festival, 6:00 p.m., Nowheresville City Hall.” The man: “Haha, Comic Saaaans!” The woman: “Call the font police!”PANEL 3. Another one, with very bright colors: “Big Fair, Louise Michel School, starting at 6:00 PM, Saturday the 20th.” The man: “Whoa, was this made with a CGA graphics card?!” The woman: “Don't show this to people with epilepsy… It’s a public health hazard.”

PANEL 4. This time, it’s a poster clearly generated by AI for a bring and buy sale. The man: “That’s…” The woman raises an eyebrow, surprised.PANEL 5. Yet another one for a Summer Fair. The man looks jaded; the woman goes: “Hmm…”

PANEL 6. One last AI-generated poster. The two characters are in the distance. The man: “You know what? I think I miss posters with Comic Sans MS and WordArt…” The woman: “Me too…”

Note: Comic licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on September 2026.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
📽️ “Amateur Posters” A time-lapse of the creation of the blog’s latest comic (recorded when making the French version). ▶️ aperi.tube/w/hFGR9kNtJa... #drawing #oc #original #inkscape #animation #illustration #sketch #art #arttimelapse #speedDrawing
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Affichages amateurs (Bonus Time-lapse — Grise Bouille)
Timelapse de la réalisation de la BD Affichages amateurs publiée le 14 septembre 2026 sur le blog. Time-lapse of the creation of the comic Amateur Posters, published on September 14, 2026, on the b...
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🗃️ ARCHIVE: “Revenge of the Weirdo” (2025) Exactly one year ago, John-Cro and Magnon were kicked out, marking the beginning of the second act of The Meteor System. ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/ep27-reve... #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #capitalism #eviction #privateProperty
6-panel comic.

PANEL 1. John-Cro is still reading the newspaper. We hear Magnon calling him off-screen: “John-Cro! There's a lawyer at the door! He wants to talk to us!” John-Cro thinks : “A what now?”

PANEL 2. The lawyer is the same character as the owner of the cave. He is at the door and says: “Hello, mister Cro.” John-Cro: “Hello. Um, haven't we met before?”
PANEL 3. The lawyer says: “Not at all. The guy you're thinking of wore a green tie, whereas I wear a red tie, so it's completely different.” Magnon: “Subtle, though.”

PANEL 4. The lawyer continues: “I have the unpleasant task of informing you that you are being served with an eviction notice for illegally occupying this property.” John-Cro: “Oh please, not that nonsense again!”
PANEL 5. The lawyer leaves, saying: “If you have not vacated the premises within eight days, mammoth-assisted legal proceedings will be initiated.” Magnon and John-Cro remain silent. John-Cro whispers: “I don't understand…”

PANEL 6. Magnon asks John-Cro: “What don't you understand? What a "lawyer" is?” John-Cro: “No. He said "vacate": how are we suppose to take a vacation if he takes away our home?”

Note: Comic strip licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on July 31, 2025 by Gee.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
✅ CROWDFUNDING: €275 milestone reached! In October, there will be at least two comics on the blog! Thanks for your support ❤️ 📈 Next milestone: €400 to unlock a third comic! ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/crowdfund... #GriseBouille #freeArt #crowdfunding #publicPatronage #CreativeCommons
A rabbit says “thanks” next to the crowdfunding milestones.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
💬 NEW COMIC STRIP: “Amateur Posters” Aaaah, posters made by people who know nothing about graphic design… is it just me, or has something changed? ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/amateur-p... #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #poster #AIslop #AI #ChatGPT #AIposter #WordArt #ComicSans
6-panel comic.

PANEL 1. A man and a woman are walking around and laughing when they see a really ugly poster with WordArt fonts and clip art that reads, “Fitness Monsters, your new gym.” The man comments: “Whoooaaa, that poster is ugly!” The woman: “Is it even legal to use WordArt these days?”

PANEL 2. Another poster of the same kind: “Music Festival, 6:00 p.m., Nowheresville City Hall.” The man: “Haha, Comic Saaaans!” The woman: “Call the font police!”PANEL 3. Another one, with very bright colors: “Big Fair, Louise Michel School, starting at 6:00 PM, Saturday the 20th.” The man: “Whoa, was this made with a CGA graphics card?!” The woman: “Don't show this to people with epilepsy… It’s a public health hazard.”

PANEL 4. This time, it’s a poster clearly generated by AI for a bring and buy sale. The man: “That’s…” The woman raises an eyebrow, surprised.PANEL 5. Yet another one for a Summer Fair. The man looks jaded; the woman goes: “Hmm…”

PANEL 6. One last AI-generated poster. The two characters are in the distance. The man: “You know what? I think I miss posters with Comic Sans MS and WordArt…” The woman: “Me too…”

Note: Comic licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on September 2026.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
💬 NEW COMIC STRIP: “Peaceful Sleeping Beauty” Let's continue our series on fairy tales by tackling a major problem: when a prince comes to rescue a princess… ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/peaceful-... #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #tale #fairyTale #prince #princess #Disney
6-panel comic.

PANEL 1. A Prince Charming introduces himself to some peasants: “Greetings, bumpkins. I've come to wake the princess, who's been sleeping ever since a wicked fairy pricked her with the spindle of an enchanted spinning wheel!”

PANEL 2. A peasant asks: “But why do you want to wake the princess?” Another says: “Yeah? She's fine just the way she is. And we're fine, too, for that matter.”
PANEL 3. The prince explains: “Well, once she's awake, I'll marry her, and the two of us will rule. Like "prince and princess", basically.” The peasants: “Oh, right. Rule. Over us, I guess. OK.”

PANEL 4. A peasant woman arrives with a spinning wheel and says to the prince: “Just a moment—put your finger here.” The prince pricks his finger on the spindle and yells: “OUCH!”
PANEL 5. The prince is asleep on the ground; the peasants look at him, satisfied.

PANEL 6. The peasant says: “Happily self-governing for a hundred years… we're sure as hell not gonna get screwed over now.” The other one agrees: ”Yeah, when nobles are asleep, at least they leave us alone.”

Note: Comic licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on August 17, 2026, by Gee.”
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🗃️ ARCHIVE: “John-Cro & Magnon” (2025) Two years ago, “The Meteor System” premiered: a prehistoric series with no qualms about nudity and a clear anti-capitalist stance… ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/ep1-john-... #webcomic #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #prehistory #anticapitalism #leftWingHumor
6-panel comic.

PANEL 1. The Meteor System

PANEL 2. Once upon a time... there were Cro-Magnons. Two characters, a man and a woman, are walking. Only their silhouettes are visible. The woman: “Hey, John-Cro...” The man: “Yes, Magnon?”
PANEL 3. The two characters are naked. Magnon asks: “Doesn't it bother you that everyone can see you naked?”

PANEL 4. John-Cro looks at his naked body and replies: “No. How about you?” Magnon: “No, not really.”
PANEL 5. The two start walking again, Magnon staring intently at John-Cro.

PANEL 6. Magnon corrects herself: “Actually, it does bothers me. Would you mind putting on some briefs?” John-Cro is surprised. She adds: “It's really embarrassing.”

Note: Comic strip licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on August 30, 2024 by Gee.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
💬 NEW COMIC STRIP: “Peaceful Sleeping Beauty” Let's continue our series on fairy tales by tackling a major problem: when a prince comes to rescue a princess… ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/peaceful-... #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #tale #fairyTale #prince #princess #Disney
6-panel comic.

PANEL 1. A Prince Charming introduces himself to some peasants: “Greetings, bumpkins. I've come to wake the princess, who's been sleeping ever since a wicked fairy pricked her with the spindle of an enchanted spinning wheel!”

PANEL 2. A peasant asks: “But why do you want to wake the princess?” Another says: “Yeah? She's fine just the way she is. And we're fine, too, for that matter.”
PANEL 3. The prince explains: “Well, once she's awake, I'll marry her, and the two of us will rule. Like "prince and princess", basically.” The peasants: “Oh, right. Rule. Over us, I guess. OK.”

PANEL 4. A peasant woman arrives with a spinning wheel and says to the prince: “Just a moment—put your finger here.” The prince pricks his finger on the spindle and yells: “OUCH!”
PANEL 5. The prince is asleep on the ground; the peasants look at him, satisfied.

PANEL 6. The peasant says: “Happily self-governing for a hundred years… we're sure as hell not gonna get screwed over now.” The other one agrees: ”Yeah, when nobles are asleep, at least they leave us alone.”

Note: Comic licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on August 17, 2026, by Gee.”
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
✅ CROWDFUNDING: €150 milestone reached! There will be at least one comic on the blog in October! 🗨️ Thanks for your support ❤️ 📈 Next milestone: €275 to unlock a second comic! ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/crowdfund... #GriseBouille #freeArt #crowdfunding #publicPatronage #CreativeCommons
Néandertal says « murr sea bow cooh » in front of crowdfunding milestones.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
🗃️ ARCHIVE: “Lost In Translation” (2025) A year ago, I explained the origins of foreign languages to you, with my usual scientific rigor which, I imagine, is why you follow me. ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/ep26-lost... #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #lang #language #babel #myth
6-panel comic.

PANEL 1. Magnon and John-Cro ask the Tea-Rex: “Hey, Tea-Rex, why does our neighbor speak foreign?” “Whereas we speak normal?” The Tea-Rex replies: “Hahaaa, that's an interesting story!”

PANEL 2. Flashback, the drawings turn sepia. “A long time ago, everybody spoke the same language...” Homo sapiens are talking: “Yo.” “Yo.” “Wassup?”  “Sup?”  ”Yo dude.”
PANEL 3. “But one day, the homo sapiens decided to climb a huge tower, just for kicks.” A big tower, with homo sapiens climbing it. A woman says: “My cousin Bah-Bull built it.” A man replies: “Ah, is that Bah-Bull's tower?”

PANEL 4. “Without proper climbing equipment, the other shoe dropped: many came a violent cropper to the ground.” The homo sapiens fall on their skulls, shouting, “Ouch!” “Ow!”
PANEL 5. “Suffering from concussions, the poor souls uttered gibberish that was referred to as "languages".” The stunned homo sapiens say: “Voo leyvookoo chayha veykmwah.” “Tow dasslass promey sassdeymiah morsey rancon teego!” “ ”Oon ahmatee nahmee sonzvey liahtoh!“ ”Achnaz doorbatoo look!"

PANEL 6. End of flashback, back to the Tea-Rex, John-Cro, and Magnon. Magnon, moved, says: “Poor Néandertal...” John-Cro confirms: “He's actually a victim.” The T-Rex adds: “It could have been worse, imagine: he could have spoken German!” John-Cro: “What a nightmare...” "

Note: Comic strip licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on July 25, 2025 by Gee.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
📣 ANNOUNCEMENT : “Welcome to Grise Bouille” The blog is now officially bilingual! Every week, check out a new humorous comic strip in English and free licensed. Don't forget to support the blog! ❤️ ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/welcome-t... #GriseBouille #freeArt #art #CreativeCommons #comic #crowdfunding
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Welcome to Grise Bouille
Although I’ve been systematically translating all my comics from French (my native language) for a year now, I hadn’t really tried to promote the blog in English-speaking circles until now. But that’s...
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
🗃️ ARCHIVE: “Cenozoic Park” (2026) Let's go back and see what's happening with our dinosaur friends, for a change from Homo sapiens… ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/ep38-ceno... #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #JurassicPark #dinosaur #evolution
6-panel comic.

PANEL 1. A dinosaur dressed like John Hammond in Jurassic Park explains: “Using sophisticated techniques, we extract the preserved blood from the mosquito in amber, and bingo! Homo sapiens DNA!”

PANEL 2. The dinosaur walks, followed by others that resemble the characters from Jurassic Park. He explains: “Since it's so old, it's full of holes! That's where our geneticists take over: we use the DNA of a chimpanzee to fill in the holes and complete the code..."
PANEL 3. The dinosaur solemnly declares: “Welcome... to Cenozoic Park!”

PANEL 4. A dinosaur looks on, stunned, at a crowd of humans/apes wearing ties and carrying briefcases: “Ook! Cash flow!” “Ook! Hedge fund! Ook!” “Nasdaq! NASDAAAQ!” "Burn rate! “ ”Dow! Dow! Doooow!"

PANEL 5. Image of the Tea-Rex. It's nighttime, and he wakes up screaming: “AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!” Dee is next to him and is awakened by the scream.

PANEL 6. Dee: “Another nightmare?” Tea-Rex: “Horrible! Something in the future! A real horror movie with bloodthirsty monsters everywhere... Brrrr...”

Note: Comic strip licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on December 12, 2025 by Gee.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, September is coming up, so it's about time I started drawing again! #GriseBouille #teaser #timelapse #drawing #art
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🗃️ ARCHIVE: “The grasshopper is not who you think it is” (2025) The most unrealistic thing about La Fontaine's fable is that the ant can keep the fruits of its labor… ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/ep35-the-... #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #fable #laFontaine #capitalism
6-panel comic.

PANEL 1. John-Cro declares, as he walks on snow: “I'm now finding winter stinging / I have ceased in my song / Will my landlord be helping?  Or will he do me wrong?”

PANEL 2. John-Cro, in front of the landlord, who is sitting on a kind of throne, with lots of food behind him: “O, you're rich from my labor / And I've not a cent”
PANEL 3. John-Cro continues: “Lend me a squash, and I vow I’ll return it / Tough as it is to pay you rent”

PANEL 4. The landlord is unyielding and replies: “I am not a lender / I must confess / Pray, how passed you the summer? / That in winter you come to distress?”
PANEL 5. John-Cro: “I worked through the summer / Mainly to pay your fees.”

PANEL 6. The landlord replies: “So you worked? What a bummer / Well, now go and die, please.”

Note: Comic strip licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on November 10, 2025 by Gee.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
🗃️ ARCHIVE: “Food Substitute” (2025) When a T-Rex goes vegan, it leads to some awkward situations… ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/ep12-food... #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #vegan #vegetarian #diet #dinosaur #tofu
6-panel comic.

PANEL 1. The Tea-Rex is eating something and talking to the Diplo: “You see, since I became vegan, I feel better in my body. But also in my heart.”

PANEL 2. The Diplo looks at his own body and remarks: “Ah. Well, after you stopped chasing me, I must admit I've put on weight.”
PANEL 3. The Tea-Rex remarks: “Physical activity isn't everything. It's also a matter of diet. Mammoth have great food substitutes for veganosauruses. You should try them.”

PANEL 4. The Diplo, jaded: “I'm a herbivore, dummy. And I prefer natural food. Highly processed products from the paleo-food industry? No thanks.”PANEL 5. Diplo continues: “And by the way, what is that thing you're eating?” Tea-Rex: “It's a fermented tofu patty that mimics the taste of my former meat-based diet.” “And what's it called?”

PANEL 6. Zoom out. The Tea-Rex is eating a large piece of tofu shaped like a diplodocus. He replies: “Diplotofus.” The Diplo: ”I know I should consider myself lucky, but I can't help finding it a bit creepy.”

Note: Comic strip licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on January 10, 2025 by Gee.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
🗃️ ARCHIVE: “Free Tasting” (2025) With the arrival of fall, the question of food self-sufficiency remains unresolved for our characters. ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/ep23-free... #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #mushroom #poison #tasting
6-panel comic.

PANEL 1. We see a line forming in front of Magnon and John-Cro's cave. From inside the cave, we hear: “Discover our new restaurant! We cook, we feed you, and it's free!”

PANEL 2. A man enters, interested. John-Cro welcomes him with a big smile and a plate in his hand and says, “Come in, dear sir! Here you go! Raptor egg omelet with mushrooms!”
ANEL 3. The man eats (“crunch crunch”).

PANEL 4. He suddenly looks very ill and makes a “Gaaarrgllh!” sound
PANEL 5. He lies on the ground, dead. John-Cro looks at him with disinterest.

PANEL 6. We see that Magnon is writing down which mushrooms are edible and which are not on a board. She says, “OK, so this one is a no...” John-Cro carries away the dead man and shouts, “Next!”

Note: Comic strip licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on May 31, 2025 by Gee.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
📽️ “Philadelfia” A time-lapse where I think I tried to cram in too many puns at once… 🧝🏻 #drawing #oc #original #animation #illustration #sketch #art #arttimelapse #speedDrawing #elf #stamp #philately #Philadelphia
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
🗃️ ARCHIVE: “Documentary Interlude” (2025) Let's go back to our dinosaur friends for a moment... ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/ep9-docum... #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #trex #JurassicPark #dinosaur
6-panel comic.

PANEL 1. A text reads: “The T-Rex! One of the biggest and most famous dinosaurs.” The T-Rex walks through the forest

PANEL 2. The text: “The T-Rex is a powerful, strong and majestic animal...” The T-Rex hits a tree: “OUCH!”
PANEL 3. The text: “Hmm, I was saying: strong and majestic. His piercing vision is...” The T-Rex gets his feet caught in a root: “What the…”

PANEL 4. The text: “Sorry, let me start again: his piercing vision is based on...” T-Rex walks right into a rock: “HOLY SH#T!”
PANEL 5. The text: “A PERCING VISION, indeed, based on movement...” The T-Rex stumbles over the edge of a cliff: “Aaaah, for F##K's sake!”

PANEL 6. We can see that it's a diplodocus that's been talking all along: “Excuse me, I was saying: the T-Rex's vision is based on movement.” The T-Rex, in the background, angry: “Yeah, well, it doesn't make my life any easier!”. Diplo concludes, “That concludes our report.”

Note: Comic strip under CC BY SA license (grisebouille.net), drawn on November 24, 2024 by Gee
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
💬 NEW COMIC STRIP: “Coma” Well, here’s a genre we haven’t covered yet: action movies with secret agents and really bad villains… ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/coma?utm_... #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #JamesBond #action #blockbuster
6-panel comic.

PANEL 1. A man is lying in bed in a hospital room. A man who clearly looks like a spy movie villain says: “Three weeks in a coma… I was furious for not finishing you off, but I guess that was quite enough. Niark niark niark.”

PANEL 2. The man wakes up: “Grrmmpph… Doctor Xork? How did…” The villain: “Wha the...?!”
PANEL 3. The villain runs away: “Damnation! He’s back!” The man is now alert and gets ready to jump out of bed: “Wait a minute, you scoundrel!”

PANEL 4. The agent collapses, screaming: “Aarrgh, my legs!” A nurse rushes over: “Sir! Please stay in bed!”
PANEL 5. The man is slumped on the floor, feeling sick (“raaaaah…”). The nurse lectures him: “Now, now! You don’t just go running around like that right after coming out of a coma! You’ve lost all your muscle strength! And what about phlebitis? Have you thought about phlebitis?”

PANEL 6. Later, the nurse pushes the agent—who looks jaded—into a wheelchair: “Anyway… don’t worry: after a few weeks of rest, physical therapy sessions, and not forgetting daily injections, you’ll be back to hunting down bad guys like a youngster!”

Note: Comic licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on June 22, 2026, by Gee.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
💬 NEW COMIC STRIP: “The Circle of Life” Let's breathe some fresh air and head out to the savanna, where lions are king… ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/the-circl... #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #TheLionKing #Disney #lion #monarchy
6-panel comic.

PANEL 1. The lion king explains to his son: “We eat antelopes, but when we die, we become the grass that the antelopes eat…” The cub replies: “Oh? Um, yeah, except nobody kills us...” 

PANEL 2. The king: “Shhh, it's the circle of life, it's...” Off-screen, we hear: “ATTAAAAACK! DEATH TO THE KIIING!”
PANEL 3. Antelopes charge and spear the king with spears, shouting: “REVOLUUTION!” “HANG THE PREDATORS!”

PANEL 4. Parody of Liberty Leading the People: “The New Antelope Party declares the First Inter-species People’s Republic! Freedom! Down with the monarchy!”
PANEL 5. A hyena asks: “Hey, to preside over your republic, we hyenas have a great candidate…” An antelope calls out: “Hey, girls, there’s yet another lion up for the guillotine!”

PANEL 6. Two antelopes are lying in lounge chairs below, chatting confidently: “Finally, some peace. “ The second one: ”Yeah. "The circle of life": my ass!”

Note: Comic licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on June 5, 2026 by Gee.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
💬 NEW COMIC STRIP: “Antifa” Since you enjoyed it, here’s a new adventure featuring our French take on Indiana Jones! ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/antifa #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #IndianaJones #fascisme #antifa
6-panel comic strip.

PANEL 1. Here comes again Indre-et-Loire Jean, the famous archaeologist, at Brunwald Castle… We see a shot of an old castle.

PANEL 2. A bird’s-eye view of a room where skinheads are gathering, with neo-Nazi symbols everywhere. Andy says: “Nazis…”PANEL 3. A shot of Indre-et-Loire Jean adding: “I hate these guys.”

PANEL 4. A news broadcast on TV; the anchor says: “‘Hate’: the word has now, um, been spoken. A new line was crossed this weekend when a public university, um, lecturer broke into the home of a, um, peaceful radical right-wing activist.”PANEL 5. On set, an elderly panelist comments: “Yes, this is yet another example of how woke academics are engaging in terrorism. They call everyone a Nazi just because we have a swastika tattooed on our foreheads and we greet each other by raising our righ arms in the air."

PANEL 6. Shot of Indre-et-Loire. Jean is in a cell, watching TV. We hear the debate continue: “I’ll say it straight out: these left-wing extremists are the real fascists here.” Jean thinks gloomily: “What a stupid period…”\n\nNote: Comic licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on May 26, 2026 by Gee.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
📽️ “A Little Bunny” A simple time-lapse because I just felt like drawing something cute, so here it is. 🐇 #drawing #oc #original #animation #sketch #art #arttimelapse #speedDrawing
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
🗃️ ARCHIVE: “Free Tasting” (2025) An episode in which we learn about the origins of mushroom classification… ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/ep23-free-tasti… #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #mushroom
6-panel comic strip.

PANEL 1. We see a line forming in front of Magnon and John-Cro's cave. From inside the cave, we hear: “Discover our new restaurant! We cook, we feed you, and it's free!”

PANEL 2. A man enters, interested. John-Cro welcomes him with a big smile and a plate in his hand and says, “Come in, dear sir! Here you go! Raptor egg omelet with mushrooms!”PANEL 3. The man eats (“crunch crunch”).

PANEL 4. He suddenly looks very ill and makes a “Gaaarrgllh!” soundPANEL 5. He leis on the ground, dead. John-Cro looks at him with disinterest.

PANEL 6. We see that Magnon is writing down which mushrooms are edible and which are not on a board. She says, “OK, so this one is a no...” John-Cro carries away the dead man and shouts, “Next!”\n\nNote: Comic strip licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on May 31, 2025 by Gee.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
💬 NEW COMIC STRIP: “Follow this planet!” Let’s go back to the fabulous world of science fiction, specifically sci-fi featuring multiple inhabited planets… ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/follow-this-pla… #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #ScienceFiction
6-panel comic strip.

PANEL 1. In a futuristic spaceship, a man arrives all excited and exclaims, “We’ve located Xebonork, our sworn enemy!” His co-pilot replies: “Xebonork? Where is he?”

PANEL 2. We see a map of a galaxy. The man points: “There! On Grôtouine, the rocky planet!” The woman replies: “Let’s go!”PANEL 3. A few hyperspace jumps later… The ship has landed, and the two characters are outside. The woman says: “Okay. We’re here. Grôtouine. So, where is Xebonork?”

PANEL 4. The man replies: “Well, he’s there. On this planet, I mean.” The woman: “Can’t you be more specific?” The man: “Umm, no.”PANEL 5. Silence.

PANEL 6. The woman remarks: “I mean, the surface area is a few hundred million square kilometers.” The man replies: “I assumed there’d just be a small town with a single tavern where we could ask the locals…” The woman remarks: “You might have been a tad optimistic on this one.”\n\nNote: Comic licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on May 11, 2026, by Gee.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
🗃️ ARCHIVE : “Like a Mammoth to a Flame” (2025) A year ago, Mammoth discovered the market economy (which was kind of expected). ▶️ grisebouille.net/en/ep22-like-a-mam… #webcomic #comics #oc #inkscape #funnyposts #GriseBouille #mammoth
6-panel comic strip.

PANEL 1. Mammoth walks with Dee the diplodocus and says to him: “Can you believe it, Dee? I help them, and then I wake up like this! Shorn!” Dee remarks: “That's for sure, those weird monkeys are ungrateful...”

PANEL 2. Dee: “And frankly, leaving like thieves in the night without even paying you for the wool is not cool.” Mammoth looks at the cut part of his fur: “And it's so ugly! What do I look like?”PANEL 3. Mammoth suddenly turns around, realizing what Dee just said: “Wait, what do you mean, "pay me for the wool"?” Dee: “Weeell...”

PANEL 4. Mammoth suddenly has an idea. Dee wonders what he's thinking.PANEL 5. A little later. We see Dee looking stunned, and off-screen, Mammoth says: “Brand new from Mammoth! Stay warm this winter with my beautiful wool coats! Available in all homo sapiens sizes! Big launch promotion!”

PANEL 6. We see Mammoth, who has shaved himself completely (except for his head), with several displays of his wool: “What? Yes, I look like an ass, but you'll see when I'm rich and I buy myself an ermine coat...” Dee hits his head with his paw, appalled.\n\nNote: Comic strip licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on May 21, 2025 by Gee.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
💬 NEW COMIC: “The Eagles” If you, too, have ever wondered, “But why didn’t they use the eagles to carry the One Ring to Mount Doom?”, this comic is for you. ▶️ grisebouille.net/the-eagles #comic #webcomic #oc #original #GriseBouille #humor #titanic #LordOfTheRings
6-panel comic strip.

PANEL 1. We see two giant eagles in the sky, with two characters sitting on them. One says: “Ah, Mr. Frodo, these giant eagles sure are handy for traveling!” The other: “Yeah! To think Gandalf wanted us to hike all the way through!”

PANEL 2. Sam laughs: “Haha, can you imagine? Weeks of struggling along super-dangerous paths!” Frodo laughs too: “Haha, yeah! And look: we’re already arriving in Mordor!”PANEL 3. On the ground, orcs look through a spyglass and shout: “ALERT! INTRUSION! ARCHERS, FIRE! CALL THE NAZGÛLS!”

PANEL 4. Flocks of arrows graze the eagles. Frodo and Sam are stunned: “Heeyyy! What the...”PANEL 5. A Nazgûl, riding a winged creature, attacks the eagle (uncensored version on the blog).

PANEL 6. We see Gandalf looking through binoculars and commenting: “I told you this was a sh*tty idea and that they’d both get wasted in no time. The plan was to infiltrate, you fools. But no, nobody ever listens to Dadalf…” Next to him, Elrond looks embarrassed.

Note: Comic licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on May 5, 2026 by Gee.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
🖌️ One of the cool things about working on an anthology series is that I get to draw a different universe every time. Right now, I'm working on an episode that's all about “space opera clichés” 😅 #Inkscape #WIP #ScienceFiction #SFFF #Drawing
A sketch and early draft in Inkscape showing a woman piloting a spaceship in a clichéd science fiction setting, with a man waving at her in the background.
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
The biggest upgrade since the launch of #LittleBrats is out: go back to childhood and play Freeze Tag, British Bulldog, Chicken-Fox-Snake... and lots more to discover in the trailer! studios.ptilouk.net/little-brats #VideoGames #VideoGame #Update #Upgrade #tag #childhood
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
As is tradition, the first bug-fix release for the new version of the game was published one day after 😅 #LittleBrats
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
🎉 LITTLE BRATS! — SPRING UPGRADE 🌸🎮 Fall back into childhood with the new “Freeze Tag”, “British Bulldog” and other game modes! 🏃‍♂️ Plus, enjoy new skins, a seasonal theme and other improvements! ✨ 🔗 studios.ptilouk.net/little-brats... #LittleBrats #update #VideoGames #Childhood #Tag #Game #Casual
Game cover
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
👀 Check out these new skins that will be included in the next update of “Little Brats!”… a bit weird, don't you think? 🐔 🦊 🐍 studios.ptilouk.net/little-brats #LittleBrats #VideoGames #Teaser #Update #Spring #Release
Spritesheet showing 3 new head-skins: a chicken, a fox and a snake…
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
✨ Teaser: in the next update, you'll be able to save multiple skins and switch easily between them! ✨ #Teaser #LittleBrats #VideoGames #SkinSelection #feature #newFeature
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
🏃‍♀️ Running away from the teacher to pick up a Sillymon card, running into Fartface 💨 –a really rotten card–, and ending up being scolded anyway. A crappy day for Emma. 💩 🎮 studios.ptilouk.net/little-brats #LittleBrats #VideoGames #snippet #playground #school #recess #splitscreen #twoPlayers
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Alright… what the hell is happening here? 👀 #Teaser #Soon #IncomingUpdate #LittleBrats #VideoGames
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
📋 In my list of objectives, I've already snapped up a skipping rope! 🏃 Now I just have to sprint a lot and find those two Sillymon cards! 🃏 🎮 studios.ptilouk.net/little-brats #LittleBrats #VideoGames #snippet #playground #school #recess #winter #objectives #TodoList
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
2-player sessions are a great way to team up! 🤝 I just wish Emma was a bit more skilled on the seesaw: she lacks precision and we're both losing out! 😕 🎮 studios.ptilouk.net/little-brats #LittleBrats #VideoGames #snippet #playground #school #recess #splitscreen #multiplayer #coop
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
🎴 Found a new Sillymon card! It's Whatudrop: pretty cute, isn't it? 💧 A 1-star card that gives a little precision bonus, neat! 🎯 🎮 studios.ptilouk.net/little-brats #LittleBrats #VideoGames #snippet #playground #school #recess #winter #Sillymon #collection #tradingCards
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
🏃‍♀️ For this two-player session, Emma decided to run all over the place... Personally, I prefer to have fun on the merry-go-round, as I accumulate a lot more fun! 🎉 🎮 studios.ptilouk.net/little-brats #LittleBrats #VideoGames #snippet #playground #school #recess #winter #splitscreen
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Grise Bouille @grisebouille.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
⚽️ I was having fun with the ball, but I thought I'd steal Isaiah's skipping rope! 😈 What's more, the teacher didn't even see me! Success! 🎉 🎮 studios.ptilouk.net/little-brats #LittleBrats #VideoGames #snippet #playground #school #recess #winter #splitscreen
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