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Jim’s Sharts

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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Berman sounds like he’s got a load of mash stuck in his neck-pouches. I can no longer understand him, which is a blessing…
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Julianne Wingate @julieannewingate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Miss you, @barackobama.bsky.social .....
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
American Express Deadbeat Division just got a new case file.
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We now know he must have paid Stormy $5K to grapple with his mushroom. That’s apparently the market price for which he thinks a human sells for.
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’m really fucking tired of this shit.
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey remember this movie? America goes bankrupt and has to hold a telethon to pay off its debts. Seemed a stupid concept at the time.
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Has anyone checked to see if Alina Habba is cool with this Natalie Hart thing?
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Trump needs resolution on Iran by end of August in order lower cost of oil in time for midterms. Watch him give the Iranian regime everything they want and Bibby flip the fuck out. We are weak, low on interceptors and just lost a previously open strait. The winning will continue apace…
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Mitch is dead and has worms playing xylophone on his decaying rib cage. Prove me wrong.
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Dude seriously with that cotton candy-ass rug? You want us to buy that? What a cock…
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CharKatRocks @charkatrocks.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
On a day when the devil received a new occupant…Heaven welcomed a new angel. Thank you Mary Morello for all you did in life, and all that you instilled in your son. consequence.net/2026/07/tom-...
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Tom Morello Announces Passing of Mother Mary Morello
Tom Morello has announced the passing of his mother, Mary Morello, at the age of 102. A former high school history teacher and lifelong activist, she also founded the anti-censorship organization Pare...
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Seems like there’s 5 million reasons to call Donald J Trump a convicted rapist piece of shit…
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hey NY go down to your local bar tomorrow and watch your team. I wouldn’t fucking go near MSG.
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The House Band from the Titty Twister just said that they will not be performing at the Freedom 250 concert.
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Deviatin’ Dave has backed out of America 250 and I just don’t know where I’m going to get those phat beatz…
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DJ @darnich.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
"Enlarge my ovaries," said no woman, ever.
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
There’s a call on line 2 for “America’s Mayor” and he sounds pissed…
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Hey remember when we were all talking about “we ain’t leavin’ until we’re all heavin’” Kash Patel and how he was about to get shitcanned? I miss those days…
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/b...
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Devin Nunes Departs Trump Media After 4 Years as C.E.O.
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
How about your wife, Mike? Any difficult conversations take place with her too? www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
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Mike Vrabel says he had 'difficult conversations' over Dianna Russini photos
Mike Vrabel said the Patriots and their fans will get "the best version of me going forward" after the New York Post published photos that appeared to show the coach embracing and holding hands with f...
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Congratulations Tom Steyer for receiving the most highly coveted endorsement a California Democrat could hope for.
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 12/04/2026
For all your schadenfreude needs
I Love Viktor: Trump and Vance Cheer on Orban in Hungarian Race
The American leaders slathered on the praise for the nationalist standard-bearer just days before an election he could lose.Trump calls into
Vance-Orban Hungary event: 'My kind of people'
Trump credited Orban's hard-line immigration stance with keeping Hungary 'strong'Trump promises economic support to Orbán ahead of crucial Hungary voteWhy MAGA Republicans Are Obsessed With Viktor Orbán
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Mother Fuck Donald J. Trump. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Jim’s S Farts
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
It’s been bugging the crap out of me: RFK jr looks like something out of a twisted illustrator. It dawned on me tonight that he’s right out of Charles Burns’s notebook.
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Dear Pentagon: change all the nuke codes, like, tonight. Write them down and hide them where they can’t be found, like in a library. www.cnn.com/2026/04/06/w...
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Live updates: Trump says ‘entire country’ of Iran could be taken out if no deal is reached by tomorrow | CNN
US President Donald Trump called a 45-day ceasefire proposal a “significant step” but “not good enough.” Iran also rejected the proposal and called for a permanent end to the war, according to Iranian...
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Tick Tock, Motherfucker…
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Jazzy girl 🐸💙🐾 @jazzygirl.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Of course. It’s been Putin’s plan since the beginning.
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Sheriff in California Seizes More Ballots, Ignoring State Attorney General www.nytimes.com/2026/03/26/u...
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Sheriff in California Seizes More Ballots, Ignoring State Attorney General
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Tiger may want to consider a new trim level?
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
This is goddam hilarious. They are laughing at you, Donny. They’ve been waiting for the day they can humiliate you and watch you diminish in your impotent rage like the wicked witch after she got ice bucket challenged.
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Imagine how much better the entire world would be if Jeff Epstein decided to just jack off a lot.
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Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom @nunesalt.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
When you see how cottage cheese is made you’ll never want to eat it again
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The napalm just not smelling as sweet this morning…
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Mood today…
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50501az.bsky.social @50501az.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Your attention, please... I propose that from this second forward that the "Epstein Files" no longer be named as such. I propose that from this second forward, that they formally be named, "The Trump Epstein Files" now and forever. Can I get a second? All in favor say, Aye.
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
John Mara: “I lowballed Saquon and let him walk. And it was shown on Hard Knocks! I’m the biggest assclown in NY!” Steve Tisch: “Hold my beer, bitch” Giants fan, wake the fuck up. You’re giving money to these two. TweedleDum and TweedlePedo…
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
What in the FUCK is going on tonight? I can’t process all this. Make it make sense…
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
One dead American soldier fallen for Trump’s insane Greenland obsession needs to spark a legitimate rebellion. I think that’s the only thing giving pause to these craven lunatics…
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Hey Dogbert, who is the least-mourned cartoonist of all time? www.npr.org/2026/01/13/n...
npr.org
Scott Adams, the controversial cartoonist behind 'Dilbert,' dies at 68
Adams announced in May that he was dying of metastatic prostate cancer. Thousands of newspapers carried his strip satirizing office culture starting the '90s, until a controversy in 2023.
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Oh my god Dr Who is the one who killed Chandler?
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,"
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Yeah, the stink of Dem capitulation won’t clear anytime soon. BUT, will I get Epstein Files before Kennedy unplugs my dialysis machine? www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/ade...
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Democrat Adelita Grijalva to be sworn in 7 weeks after winning House election
House Speaker Mike Johnson has pushed off swearing in the Arizona Democrat, who was elected on Sept. 23.
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
This “No Kings” bit is some bullllshit. Y’all would lay down in an instant for this handsome bugger…
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Mozelle Victory @godswrath699.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Make America free from criminals again.
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Shout out to the Amazon crew for pointing out that Tyreek Hill is a piece of shit.
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Aaron Bady @zunguzungu.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
this post got too many shares and made bsky unusable, so, as per tradition, taking it out back and old yellering it
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
This shitheel would do a world of good toward his redemption tour if he’d acquire and publish the Epstein Files…
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Jim’s Sharts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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'Full blown panic attack.' Rep. Nancy Mace leaves meeting with Epstein victims in tears
"Full blown panic attack. Sweating. Hyperventilating. Shaking. I can’t breathe," Mace wrote in describing her reaction to the testimony.
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