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Sausage Hand Man

@gringusmcdingus.bsky.social
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When night falls, beware the sausages’ grasp!

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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 20h
Wow. Very unfair to Bib Fortuna
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paxton must be FUCKED in Texas to get so many ads on the Jets/Bears game.
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Damn. How brave of him to *almost* do something. What a spine!
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Democratic advisors are fucking morons
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The political instincts on display here is so fucking bizarre. On the one hand, she could just say nothing and be fine. But on the other, she can directly tie herself to the most retrograde bullshit pedaled by the worst humans alive. Decisions. Decisions.
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good riddance
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A guy who loves his norms more than anything!
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Norm Cheers: George Wendt's Animated Reaction
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The jets are playing not totally shitty and it is GLORIOUS
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tiafoe Shelton is fucking ELECTRIC
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
MCG is built for those footy punters. Gotta do better NFL
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s great seeing that dinky American football field on a real footy pitch.
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oaf Joe Lieberman
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is the same shit they did to Tim Walz. He got the VP nod cuz he went on TV and called the GOP a bunch of weirdos. And then these brain geniuses were like, “we gotta shut this whole thing down. It’s too effective.”
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You gotta go see it live. Truly unreal experience
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Go terps
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
why is the price facing away from the kids?
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Anyway, every time we get results like we did in Wisconsin last night, or Michigan last week, I always think about the morons who run these polling outfits telling me I'm an idiot for worrying about that shit. 3/3
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We got to the Q&A portion and I asked her about polls only capturing poll bias to people who answer the phone and sit on the line for a 10-15 minute survey. Doesn't that skew the results? She pooh-poohed me and gave some pablum about "statistical significance" 2/x
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I worked in politics out of college, and the firm I worked at did internal polling for clients (mostly state legislative work). After 2016, I was at an America Votes conference, and sat in on one of the workshops on polling featuring Anna Greenberg, head of GQR (a major democratic polling firm) 1/x
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Fitz!!! Incredible series.
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Why is this jimmy neutron picture in the style of fairly odd parents? These jamokes can’t even do millennial return to being 12 slop right at this point. Jeez
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Healthy snacks. How foolish we were to doubt the humble goldfish
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
godspeed sir
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Lightning hit the big tree again and fried our router. Tree nearly exploded too. Wild shit
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Absolute fire tonite. Chills
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Every time they show that clip of Alex jones exploding in his car on @realinfowars.bsky.social I can’t help but cackle. It’s so short, and so stupid. And so fucking funny
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England
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Tyrese Haliburton Choke Gesture
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I did this scholarship competition in high school. the question was about the potential effectiveness of the ARRA. Me & 3 other juniors with absolutely no knowledge of economics whatsoever, used google to determine that it was too small and poorly designed. Really eye-opening & sticks with me still
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What I’ll remember most about him is his bloodlust for innocent lives around the world. Get bent. You don’t have to do this you jamoke
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A glorious new addition @realinfowars.bsky.social
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Even if he *was* the target, this is still horrific. Abolish ICE. End the American gestapo
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Brandon Sanderson Stephen King Matt Dinniman Robin Hobb Lemony Snicket
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Once again, everything trump touches turns to shit
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Viva Mexico!!!
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Oh no Mexico
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
U S & A
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Retire bitch
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Still marveling at the Knicks championship. This is my first sports team win as a parent. Every morning my boys would ask if the Knicks won. And last night, to watch the clinching game with my dad, native New Yorker who was 13 when they last won, was absolutely priceless. Sports man.
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Jalen Brunson Knicks Waving to Fans
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Three curses down. One to go. 2018- Caps win the cup 2019- Nats win the WS 2026- Knicks win the Finals Maybe the jets can do something before I die
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Meaningful that I got to watch that game with my dad, who was 13 when the Knicks last won a title. Incredible vibes from the NEW YORK KNICKS!!! The best!
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
BING BONG MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
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Sidetalk Interviews Knicks Fan Reaction
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
THERE IS BINGING!!!! THERE IS BONGING!!!! LETS. GO. KNICKS!!!!!!!
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Og Anunoby's Cute Kawaii Moment
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The perfect place for anyone looking for a discount LaMont Jordan jersey. RIP to the best
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Spurs out there just mauling Brunson because they’re punk ass bitches who can’t handle losing. Babies
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Spurs just out there mauling people rn. Gross
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Gotta go to Mo’s
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
We’re binging. We’re bonging. We’re BRINGING IT HOME IN NY!!!
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Josh Hart's Epic Celebration for New York Knicks
ALT: Josh Hart's Epic Celebration for New York Knicks
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The crowd is now officially Knicks dominant too
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Do we think Landry Shamet ever thought he could be on a heater like this?
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Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Put Them In The Grinder
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