Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Paxton must be FUCKED in Texas to get so many ads on the Jets/Bears game. 000
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Damn. How brave of him to *almost* do something. What a spine! 010
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The political instincts on display here is so fucking bizarre. On the one hand, she could just say nothing and be fine. But on the other, she can directly tie herself to the most retrograde bullshit pedaled by the worst humans alive. Decisions. Decisions. 0212
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A guy who loves his norms more than anything!static.klipy.comNorm Cheers: George Wendt's Animated ReactionALT: Norm Cheers: George Wendt's Animated Reaction 020
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The jets are playing not totally shitty and it is GLORIOUS 000
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026MCG is built for those footy punters. Gotta do better NFL 010
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It’s great seeing that dinky American football field on a real footy pitch. 000
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This is the same shit they did to Tim Walz. He got the VP nod cuz he went on TV and called the GOP a bunch of weirdos. And then these brain geniuses were like, “we gotta shut this whole thing down. It’s too effective.” 060
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026You gotta go see it live. Truly unreal experience 010
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026why is the price facing away from the kids? 000
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Anyway, every time we get results like we did in Wisconsin last night, or Michigan last week, I always think about the morons who run these polling outfits telling me I'm an idiot for worrying about that shit. 3/3 000
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026We got to the Q&A portion and I asked her about polls only capturing poll bias to people who answer the phone and sit on the line for a 10-15 minute survey. Doesn't that skew the results? She pooh-poohed me and gave some pablum about "statistical significance" 2/x 100
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I worked in politics out of college, and the firm I worked at did internal polling for clients (mostly state legislative work). After 2016, I was at an America Votes conference, and sat in on one of the workshops on polling featuring Anna Greenberg, head of GQR (a major democratic polling firm) 1/x 100
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Why is this jimmy neutron picture in the style of fairly odd parents? These jamokes can’t even do millennial return to being 12 slop right at this point. Jeez 0111
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Healthy snacks. How foolish we were to doubt the humble goldfish 2590
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Lightning hit the big tree again and fried our router. Tree nearly exploded too. Wild shit 000
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Every time they show that clip of Alex jones exploding in his car on @realinfowars.bsky.social I can’t help but cackle. It’s so short, and so stupid. And so fucking funny 000
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Englandstatic.klipy.comTyrese Haliburton Choke GestureALT: Tyrese Haliburton Choke Gesture 000
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I did this scholarship competition in high school. the question was about the potential effectiveness of the ARRA. Me & 3 other juniors with absolutely no knowledge of economics whatsoever, used google to determine that it was too small and poorly designed. Really eye-opening & sticks with me still 020
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026What I’ll remember most about him is his bloodlust for innocent lives around the world. Get bent. You don’t have to do this you jamoke 000
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026A glorious new addition @realinfowars.bsky.social 001
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Even if he *was* the target, this is still horrific. Abolish ICE. End the American gestapo 120
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Brandon Sanderson Stephen King Matt Dinniman Robin Hobb Lemony Snicket 120
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Once again, everything trump touches turns to shit 000
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Still marveling at the Knicks championship. This is my first sports team win as a parent. Every morning my boys would ask if the Knicks won. And last night, to watch the clinching game with my dad, native New Yorker who was 13 when they last won, was absolutely priceless. Sports man.static.klipy.comJalen Brunson Knicks Waving to FansALT: Jalen Brunson Knicks Waving to Fans 020
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Three curses down. One to go. 2018- Caps win the cup 2019- Nats win the WS 2026- Knicks win the Finals Maybe the jets can do something before I die 000
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Meaningful that I got to watch that game with my dad, who was 13 when the Knicks last won a title. Incredible vibes from the NEW YORK KNICKS!!! The best! 000
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026BING BONG MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!static.klipy.comSidetalk Interviews Knicks Fan ReactionALT: Sidetalk Interviews Knicks Fan Reaction 000
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026THERE IS BINGING!!!! THERE IS BONGING!!!! LETS. GO. KNICKS!!!!!!!static.klipy.comOg Anunoby's Cute Kawaii MomentALT: Og Anunoby's Cute Kawaii Moment 000
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026The perfect place for anyone looking for a discount LaMont Jordan jersey. RIP to the best 000
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Spurs out there just mauling Brunson because they’re punk ass bitches who can’t handle losing. Babies 010
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Spurs just out there mauling people rn. Gross 000
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026We’re binging. We’re bonging. We’re BRINGING IT HOME IN NY!!!static.klipy.comJosh Hart's Epic Celebration for New York KnicksALT: Josh Hart's Epic Celebration for New York Knicks 000
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026The crowd is now officially Knicks dominant too 000
Sausage Hand Man @gringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Do we think Landry Shamet ever thought he could be on a heater like this? 010