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Sherri

@grinchkicker.bsky.social
4.2K followers 665 following 29K posts

An American in Canada. Cold. Cranky. Owner of a tiny table. Controlled by Jackson, the big headed dog. Don't worry, I hate you too. A Traditional Stopping Place

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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Yes.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Lies and illusions.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I just havent felt like being online, so I deleted the app. I just popped on to wish a friend happy birthday.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Ignore me. I'm not really here.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
You know what today is? It's @awesomebiota.bsky.social 's birthday. Happy Birthday, Jen! Have a Magical Day!
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
*drives bye* *waves*
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I downloaded the app again to check something. And since I was here, why not pick on you.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
*pops in* *pops out*
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Hmm... I may have one. For a price.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
In the course of walking on two roads today, I saw an equal amount of people on their phones. Imagine if that had real consequences.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
It was a close one.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I have a strict no shoes in the house policy. That didn't apply today.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I peed all over my old town. Here Im walking through a neighborhood, I think my neighbors may have issue with peeing in their yard.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
When you still have 1/2 a mile to walk and need to pee.
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a cartoon character is standing with his hands on his hips
Alt: Frye doing the peepee dance
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The amount of words I have muted grows by the day.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I have found that Im spending more of my doomscrolling hours on Reddit, as it's cheerier.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Mmm
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Afterlife. I got lucky with my ghost powers.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
It did. Im now dead.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I have a really talented ghost.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I napped, and could use some more napping.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Yeah, I've seen a few "please everyone die" films on there.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I think that walk may have killed me.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
We like to keep it complicated up here.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I do believe you mean this.
A graphic showing all the dumb ways to measure in Canada.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
They do. I use the Knix ones. They come in all flow types. Mine are the top of the flow chart, and somehow handle me, which is a lot. Theyre an investment upfront, but when you consider I was going through 4-5 boxes of tampons per month, it didnt take long for that investment to pay off.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
A pair of period underwear have decided to move out of our house without telling us. They were washed and dried last month and then, Gone. Just gone. They're not in a single nook, or cranny. I wonder where they moved to. I hope it's nice.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I finished it. It was awful. I mean if I didn't, it would just be the next shitty book. They're all ebooks from the library, so I'm not nearly as discerning as Id be if I were paying my own money to read them.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Sometimes I really wish for that asteroid.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
75 275 I could drive to your exit and that was that.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I pray to the kegel gods when I sneeze.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
My sneezes can clear an entire postal code, not just a room. They come from my toes on up.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I still cant drive on the highway by you. Good luck!
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Phew, that's a lot, but I understand the sticking it out.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
This is just so flat. It reads like Ben Stein's voice.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Im reading a book with such boring, one dimensional characters that Im hoping for all of them to die in the end. Yes, Im still reading it just because. A book has to be remarkably awful for me to put it down.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Jackson just came to get Ian "Excuse me. Do you realize it finally snowed? Why are we inside?"
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
We're just sitting here, discussing the complexities of punching a person in the butthole. As one does.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I hate even the thought of it.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
We dont get that much out here, normally speaking.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Magic Bullet: the face version.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Absolutely a man.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
That, um, looks like something else.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I just woke up. Yep, it's white put there. Now, coffee.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
A version if this was our dinner as well. With a side salad to clear that out too.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I said boat headlight.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I did not. But did you see the weird light at 7:12.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Thats as good of a definition of Ontario as there will ever be.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I love it. And tomorrow, my dog will love the snow. I wont. But he'll get lots of outside play time.
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I used to get so frustrated trying to find a decent hoagie roll that I started eating Italian subs on lettuce, because Fuck.
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