Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 1hToday’s makeup was also…a choice. One of my students was like “YOU. ARE. SO. SPARKLY!!!!!” Yes, the eye foil was a choice. I’ve been shedding glitter all day and my face is itchy. lol. But look at my pretty necklace! It’s a real leaf. 0150
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 10hThis morning’s Coffee Across Canada is Maud’s “creamy dreamy salted caramel”. It’s salty and caramel-y! As advertised. I give it an A- My parents also think it’s caramel-y and both give it an A Good morning to the Zuiderdam and L’Austral! 060
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I used a new lip foil this morning (link in the tube) and my lips are BLUE. And disco balls! 1100
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This rainy Monday’s Coffee Across Canada is Intelligent Blends’ brownie batter. It’s very chocolatey! Very fudgey. A My parents think it has a very smooth chocolatey flavour, and both give it an A 280
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 05/10/2026New claws. They’re shorter and more functional, and halloween-y. Still need some filing. I’m not very skilled with nail scissors… 2170
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This morning’s Coffee Across Canada is Maud’s cinnamon churro. It’s very cinnamony “and…” (kinda…pastry-y?). I like it. A My parents also find it very cinnamony but they don’t like it as much as I do, and both give it an A- 090
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ok, I’m home after a day of antiquing and junk store-ing, wanna see what I got?!?! I got a couple OK things (that make me happy) and one really special thing. 1130
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This morning’s Coffee Across Canada is Maud’s “cup of PB & chocolate”. It’s very PB-y! Very chocolatey! Very yummy. A My parents also really like the chocolatey and PB flavour and both give it an A+! 060
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s warmer today than it was for a lot of the summer, so I’m sitting on the waterfront with a raspberry Arnold Palmer. Today is October Summer. 1170
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This morning’s Coffee Across Canada is Maud’s “nana’s oatmeal cookie”. It is actually pretty oatmeal-y. I give it an A-. My parents really like the oatmeal cookieness of it, and both give it an A+. 1100
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s October 1st. Do you know what that means?! SPOOKYVENT. Day 1: complete! 2350
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ok, m’lady. I have assumed the position. You may do your thing. 2250
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Today’s Coffee Across Canada is Java Factory’s caramel apple! This is a family favourite. Very apple-y and caramel-y, and we all give it an A+. Drinking coffee with the crew of the Nolhan Ava this morning, but if you look waaaaaaayyyyy off in the distance, that’s a cruise ship! 1130
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Not everyone that likes to sing needs to sing in public. 330
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Not everyone that likes to sing needs to sing in public. 010
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This morning’s Coffee Across Canada is Maud’s “Jamaican rum yum” and she’s right! It’s yum. I give it an A- My parents like the smooth rum flavour. My mom gives it an A, my dad an A- Drinking coffee with the SH Vega this morning! 190
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Today’s earrings: alien abductions of cows. I have managed to bring up aliens in every single class so far for my Tu/Th class. Today I wear them. 1260
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This morning’s Coffee Across Canada is Intelligent Blends’ cinnamon roll. It’s very cinnamon-y! I like it. A My parents also think it’s very cinnamon-y and both give it an A- 0100
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Coffee Across Canada is back!! This morning we have blueberry! I have Maud’s and my parents have Java Factory, and we all give it an A+! 0200
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 28/09/2026First casualty! Weakened by a shower, and popped off while trying to open a bag of frozen blueberries. We shall re-apply… 080
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Update: just stabbed myself in the eye. First of many, I’m sure. 3220
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ok, I did it. I have claws. Let the carnage begin… 5440
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Testing out another new mask. This is the kind you leave on for at least 90 minutes. Complaints: extremely difficult to get out of the packet, extremely difficult to put on my face. Very slimey, but it’s supposed to be. We’ll see how much this dries down, hardens, and turns clear by bedtime! 4200
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Brunch! A breakfast sandwich from Gama By Lee, and a strawberry lemonade from Punta Cana Taste. Oh yes. Avec Un View. 1160
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So imma ask @hfxshippingnews.bsky.social what is going on right now with the MSC Olia. It left Halifax for Montreal, and was floating in the harbour, looking like outside the shipping lane, near McNabs/Purcell’s Cove (so south of PPP). 2 tugs went to rescue, & it’s now pointing back into the harbour 2140
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 26/09/2026LIKE MY NEW CLAWS?!?!?! I haven’t glued them on because I don’t know if I want to make the commitment, but these are bloody cute. I’m sad the olives don’t fit any of my fingers. 0190
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yesterday in class I played a video about Bower Birds to my students, then compared it to The Little Mermaid and sang a little song ("look at this stuff? Isn't it neat? Don't you think my collection's complete?"), and asked the students if they thought the movie was based on these birds. Well. 1130
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Tiesta Tea, day…..ONE! The last/first day! Today’s tea, the last one of the calendar, is Fireside Spice. I think I’m really ending on a high; this smells like a cross between mulled apple cider and chai. Smells apple-y and spicy. Let’s steep! 160
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Today’s vibes: blue and jelly. My earrings keep getting caught on my sweater. Lol 2210
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Doin’ a product review so putting shit on my face. This is a freeze-dried mask (I’ve never heard of that, either). Feels…slimey. I kinda like it. Also making my skin tingly. 390
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tiesta tea, day 2! Today’s tea, consumed during the Board of Governors AGM, is Ginger Sweet Peach. It sure sounds yummy, but…not peachy?! We’ll see. 120
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Today is another day of subtle sparkles. Champagne glasses for earrings! None of my students commented on my “vibes” today, but I like to think they’re still secretly good. 2160
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You know what hurts? My feet. And ankles. And lower legs. And knees. And kinda not my thighs for once. And my hips. My hips hurt a lot, actually. It’s nice to have a bunch of deep, “shuttering” bone pain but apparently don’t qualify for a bone density scan. I’m too young to be falling apart. 2110
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My pillow did a number on my hair last night and I’m too lazy to fix it. This is as good as it’s getting! But I have on cool shoes as a distraction. 1220
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My parents are in the Dominican Republic this week and my mom is texting me pictures of their food every night for dinner, and providing their ratings just like what we do on vacation. Except she's posting it to an audience of 1. Just making me jealous. lol 2750
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Today’s earring choice: black and silver sparkles to match my shirt sequins. Fancy. 2300
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Hey @alisonburnis.bsky.social in case you’re wondering how big a bundle of 1000 lights actually is… This is like lifting weights. 180
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Tiesta Tea, day 3! Today’s tea is delightfully spooky: booberry! Blueberry Wild Child. This one sounds like it would be really good iced, too… 110
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Had one last sorbet to try on the waterfront, so here we are. Strawberry sorbet from The Fog Company. It’s very good. 3200
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I just saw an ad for a pair of fleece-lined leggings, advertised as 7/8-length, or "sits just above ankle for a cropped look". Scanned the product listing to see if I could find an inseam length. Oh, yep, there it is. 25 inches. HILARIOUS. (my inseam is 34". This is why ALL my pants are cropped) 380
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Someone’s having tomatoes for dinner! It’s me. The someone is me. 1220
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It is that time of the month again: magnet time! Let’s go to Dal and visit Terri, shall we?! We shall. 1210
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This morning’s Coffee Across Canada is Intelligent Blends’ peanut butter! It’s peanutty, buttery, yum. A My parents agree that it’s nice and peanut buttery, and also give it an A Drinking coffee with us is the Sapphire Princess (near) and the Celebrity Silhouette (far) 160
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 18/09/2026SOOOOOOOOO I’m not very good at keeping up with this. Shall we continue?! Tiesta tea, day 4! Today’s tea is a spiced chai. I like chai! I think the last one was herbal, this one is black tea. Smells very cardamom-y! 1100
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 18/09/2026She’s heeeeeeeerrreeeee!!! 🥹🥹🥹 We are starting Dec 1 off with a bang! Lookit how big that box is!!!!!!! 8150
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This morning’s Coffee Across Canada is Intelligent Blends’ Brown Sugar Molasses. It smells a lot stronger than it tastes. It’s good, but kinda just “sweetened coffee” flavour. B+ My parents agree the smell is stronger than the taste, and both give it an A- 080
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The Valiant Lady is leaving, and she does not have on her balcony lights! I’m sad. 3101
Dr. Jen M @awesomebiota.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sushiiiiiiiii Last day of the work week (for me!) 4190