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Greg Tannen

@gregtannen.bsky.social
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I write stuff. Words in places like The New Yorker and Mcsweeneys. Music on the TV & on the radio & in the film. Voice overs all over. www.gregtannen.com

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy 9-25 Day to those that celebrate
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So looks like Mapquest is the only mapping service with a spine, huh?
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just posting this because, as of yesterday, the US national debt surpassed $40 trillion for the first time. The GOP: the party of fiscal responsibility. 🥴
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"Vast conspiracies" always make me chuckle. People together are horrible secret-keepers.
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Rep. Mike Levin @levin.house.gov · 07/08/2026
$4 BILLION. That’s how much the Trump Administration has now spent paying companies to cancel offshore wind projects that would have lowered your electric bill. Yes, you heard that right: they are PAYING to keep more energy off the grid and your bills higher.
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Trump Administration to Pay RWE to Cancel Wind Leases
It was the fifth such deal struck by the administration to get companies to drop offshore wind projects.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Also for VO artists. More work for artists, all around! :)
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Insufferable Rage Monster was the nickname of my high school band.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Good news? Good news! Whodathunkit.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Swear to god whatever Democrat runs on "I will go after the corrupt president, his corrupt family, his corrupt administration, and the corrupt people that helped them" will win in bigger than landslide margins.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Interesting. I've just had men here staining my floors.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Summary of MOU between US and Iran: IRAN: Bend over. TRUMP: OK!
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/06/2026
Dear ABC and @espn.com, Please don't edit out the boos Monday night at MSG. ~ All of us
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Worst news for nyc these days, ever. Just go away, dude.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
lol flaccid penis hitler talking about manliness.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I am begging someone on the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social team to jump on the 250th anniversary of July 4th. It's New York City - we were the nation's first capitol. Make it huge. Bring ALL the stars. Make it the greatest fireworks EVER. It'll feel - and be - far more patriotic than any slop in DC
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
No one can beat this answer.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Trump starting a Gerrymandering war he couldn’t finish feels a whole lot Trump starting trade wars he couldn’t finish and this Iran war he can’t finish. He’s not playing chess people.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
PREACH
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I love it when my doctor dresses in robes and touches my forehead while magical light emits from his fingers.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
John.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The US is great when it does stuff like Artemis. The US is horrible when it does stuff like attacking Iran.
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Jess Craven ❌👑 @jesscraven101.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This is how Bruce Springsteen opened his concert in Los Angeles last night. 🔥🔥 Footage from @margaret_nagle on Threads.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This is what happens when 77 million people take leave of their senses and put a manifestly unqualified, unfit, mentally ill narcissistic man-child in charge of the country and the world's most powerful. military. This is what happens when the media 'bothsides' election coverage.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Nobody is blinking at this. Obama wore a tan suit and the media freaked out more.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I am begging someone on the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social team to jump on the 250th anniversary of July 4th. It's New York City - we were the nation's first capitol. Make it huge. Bring ALL the stars. Make it the greatest fireworks EVER. It'll feel - and be - far more patriotic than any slop in DC
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I am heartened by the lack of people rushing in to say it's flat.
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Every day Pam Bondi doesn’t release the millions of Epstein files still being protected is another day when she is breaking the law passed near-unanimously. Why has she not been taken into custody for violating the Epstein Transparency Act?
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Can't believe someone paid all eight million of us to protest.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Also...there has been no regime change in Venezuela. They got rid of Maduro, but everyone else in power remained.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Oh. So they want Obama’s nuclear deal minus Obama’s signature. Got it.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
146M Americans do not have a passport. 40M eligible voters do not have access to their birth certificate. 69M women do not have a birth certificate that matches their married name. The SAVE Act is voter suppression.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Gotta assume Israel has the Epstein Files.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
🎯🎯
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Seriously, how did anyone vote for this fucking douche.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Good man.
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Frank Amari @frankamari.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
President Trump claimed he inherited a "stagnant economy" and it's now "roaring like never before." Growth in 2025, 2.2%, was lower than in every single year of the Biden administration.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Morning! It's good to remember the real news from yesterday.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Puts the Trump Administration trying to defund NPR in a whole different context...
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Tonight, Republicans will stand up and applaud a convicted felon, a racist, a rapist, and perhaps a pedophile...while he lies for an hour straight.
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
“The Justice Department has withheld some Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor, an NPR investigation finds. It also removed some documents from the public database where accusations against Jeffrey Epstein also mention Trump.” www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...
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Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump
An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Oh that's very cool.
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🇨🇦 🇺🇸 Zoë Keating @zoekeating.com · 23/02/2026
We have until March 6 to comment on whether there should be one million more satellites in orbit or thousands of mirrors that reflect light back at Earth Jesus Fucking H Christ on a Pogostick
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Be great if the news could point out that this means he's just taxed everyone in America an additional 15%.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Finally, someone to blame for this.
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Greg Tannen @gregtannen.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Wait wait wait wait. WHAT new apples???
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
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