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Greg Surmacz

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Woodwind, synths, noises (general). Jazz/beats/bass/vibes/whatever. Leeds. gregsurmacz.bandcamp.com linktr.ee/gregsurmacz

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Barney Ronay @barneyronay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pep: now officially a bald fraud www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Building of the Pep supremacy is an era that will be defined by sham-ball
What Pep Guardiola knew at Manchester City relates to the true nature of the club and more basic things like spectacle and human nature
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hahahahahaha
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Pep Guardiola's Furious Reaction on the Sideline
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you happen to be in SE London, come and see us later - it’ll be lovely dice.fm/event/bbglvg...
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Raffffff: An Ordinary Life album launch Tickets | 22 Sept | The Hill Station Cafe, London | DICE
Raphael Attar AKA RAFFFFFF marks his triumphant return to the rap game with a new album about trying to get by. We'll play all the new songs, and a couple of...
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I produced a rap album for my friend RAFFFFFF. It’s out everywhere today. An Ordinary Life features songs about: burnout, being driven insane by short-form video algorithms, the healing powers of love, democracy falling apart, and spaghetti bolognese. raffffff.bandcamp.com/album/an-ord...
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An Ordinary Life, by Raffffff
10 track album
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I still have the robot heads we used to wear (cardboard boxes covered in tin foil), not sure why
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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 16/09/2026
The arts industry in the UK: we contribute so much money to the economy but we are dying, please help Lisa Nandy: Village Parish Council: we held a pretend referendum Lisa Nandy: I'm listening
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’ll be a lovely cosy gig and it’d be great to see you there. dice.fm/event/bbglvg...
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Raffffff: An Ordinary Life album launch Tickets | 22 Sept | The Hill Station Cafe, London | DICE
Raphael Attar AKA RAFFFFFF marks his triumphant return to the rap game with a new album about trying to get by. We'll play all the new songs, and a couple of...
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Back then the songs were about dinosaurs, angry robots, and hating Jeremy Kyle. The new record is all about celebrating life in all its mundanity - taking the kids to a soft play, burnout, losing your mind to the algorithmic hellhole, and having a nice dinner.
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
LONDON FRIENDS - a week today I’ll be down your way to celebrate the release of An Ordinary Life, a rap album I’ve made with my friend RAFFFFFF. 14 years ago we made a song about Gary Barlow so infectious that it ruined the premiere of The Dark Knight Rises for Fearne Cotton. Sorry Fearne.
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Unreal film
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can’t wait for King Charles to rail against the elites next
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“The biggest obstacle to national recovery is the entrenched self-deception of our elites” said the overseas-based crypto billionaire to the Daily Telegraph, about his donation to a political party led by a former city trader who owns at least 5 properties mortgage-free Sick to death of this shit
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Reform UK given record £36m donation by British crypto billionaire
Ben Delo was convicted in US for failing to implement adequate anti-money laundering controls but pardoned by Trump
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Farage in trouble again is it
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Simpsons Barney: Just Hook It To My Veins!
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This has got ‘unwanted Christmas present from a well-meaning auntie/uncle’ written all over it.
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The proliferation of late-night coffee houses and dessert parlours is heartening for this reason
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pretty sure I stood there on my holiday! Thanks again for all your tips, they were really helpful and we had an amazing trip.
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Amazed (and slightly baffled) to say I’m playing at Ronnie Scott’s in November. Come along if you like. Theo Croker’s on in the main room, so you can see his early show then come and watch me do… whatever it is I do. www.ronniescotts.co.uk/find-a-show/...
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
SOLD (that was fast lol)
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Anyone want 2 tickets to see MOGWAI at the Brudenell on Saturday? They usually play venues 10 times the size these days
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Twickets is an ethical ticket resale marketplace, enabling fans to sell spare tickets at no more than face value (plus fees)
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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I do not understand how there is such little pushback against a worldview that has radicalised white English men to riot in the streets and the state to commit institutional violence against all migrants, so little condemnation of an attitude fundamentally at odds with basic human decency
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Extremely relatable, and great writing
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Can’t believe are STILL going to see Lauryn Hill, then being disappointed when she doesn’t show/cancels/arrives late.
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Man Shakes Head in Office
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Every time I start a new project I have this sinking feeling, like this is it: I’ve finally run out of ideas. Cue existential dread. Then finally I come up with something halfway decent and it’s SUCH a thrill, and I remember what the point of it all was in the first place. Music is fun, they said
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What an absolute fucking loser
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Obligatory Bandcamp Friday post! Vinyl, riso prints, and good music of a vaguely jazzy/glitchy/synthy disposition. gregsurmacz.bandcamp.com
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Greg Surmacz
Future jazz musician and producer | Saxophone, clarinet and more
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Obligatory Bandcamp Friday post! Vinyl, riso prints, and good music of a vaguely jazzy/glitchy/synthy disposition. gregsurmacz.bandcamp.com
gregsurmacz.bandcamp.com
Greg Surmacz
Future jazz musician and producer | Saxophone, clarinet and more
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is how I found out this show exists - haven’t had Netflix for a long while. Just spent a lovely 15mins reading all the dreadful reviews and imagining thin-skinned Gervais trying to pretend he doesn’t care what the woke snowflakes think. Delightful.
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Shut down all universities
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Totally agree, such pernicious use of language. It was annoying me even in 2021, so much so I named a song after it 😅 gregsurmacz.bandcamp.com/track/legiti...
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Legitimate Concerns, by Greg Surmacz
from the album Timelines (Part 1)
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Seems totally fine and normal
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Yeah could be a class thing. I dunno, there’s a story every 10mins about something being turned into padel courts here and I just think ‘who is this for?’ All my local parks have free tennis courts 🤷‍♂️
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m sorry but this whole thing must be some kind of tax scam, because I’ve never met anyone that’s actually played this game (therefore it isn’t real)
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Really enjoying this so far!
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Al Shipley @alshipley.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
actually making stuff is even cooler when so many people are just pretending to make stuff on the bullshit machine
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This shit is the real pandemic
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The BEST
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This whole ‘Manchesterism’ thing is horseshit as well. They ripped out the soul of the city and sold it to Chinese and Middle Eastern interests, pricing out a generation in the process. But still, they painted some buses yellow.
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Bu bu but he does fun videos! And likes The Smiths! And is vaguely northern! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Burnham to announce plans for new North Sea oil and gas drilling
Drilling has become a controversial topic for the Labour party after the 2024 manifesto pledged to not issue new licenses.
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Yeah it was great! And you were right, one or two things I looked up are shut (wanted to go to Fasching) but no big deal.
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Thanks for the recommendation! 🇸🇪
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
John Terry’s a massive racist and supports the Restore party, pass it on
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Stourbridge’s finest at it again
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
One of the worst moments of my life when I realised this
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Can everyone stop saying ‘blahmaxxing’ or ‘blah-coded’ please? Cheers
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Same! Can’t wait to catch them live, based on this it looks 👌
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The album is really great!
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Did he think he’d finally made a friend
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Remember when Liz Truss was UK Prime Minister for 6 weeks? Hahahahaha 🫠 what a country
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Greg Surmacz @gregsurmacz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A lot of Midlands erasure going on again today by the look of it
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