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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Can someone remind me how the parties are the same again?

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

It's weird that dogs are taller when they sit.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Trump is a condom on the dick of progress.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

The "Back The Blue" crowd is clapping while Trump actually becomes the one to defund the police.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

The guy who buys gold toilets would like you to think he's concerned about spending.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Does anyone have a good follower pack for news I would normally trust the CDC to give me?

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

This dog LOVES a tall blanket pile.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

The Empire really puts control panels in the *worst* possible places huh?

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Grab a new jacket before prices increase.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Were you applying to be Head of Meditation Arts at Core Power Yoga?

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Can't believe all these red light therapy gurus haven't once considered the wrinkled and scaled effects it's had on reptiles for decades.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

MOVING FORWARD PLEASE ENSURE ALL INTERNET JOKES FIT THE STANDARD "KNOCK KNOCK" FORMAT. A lot of idiots are getting confused.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

If you have IBS you're a DEI hire.

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 24/01/2025

Democrats: How can we go viral? (a pastor goes mega-viral for calling Trump a bigot to his face) Democrats: What if Tim Kaine made a BLT on Instagram Live

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

This shit annoys the shit out of me. It's not even clever. Can we not just say "Fuck Elon Musk"?

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Too many unnecessary details and zero teeth. Would have been better like... The next time the GOP tells you they are pro family, pro life, or that they support the working class, remember that Trump just signed an Executive Order to kill postpartum care for moms.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

They wouldn't know a soundbite if it was on the handle of the rake they just stepped on.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

If a Nazi salute can mean "sending your heart" then we should all be able to call him a cunt on national TV and just say it means "handsome rich guy."

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Teach him to smile. For all of us.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

C'mon. The correct answer would be 2. One to screw in the lightbulb and the other to make sure the energy source is green, conflict-free, free-range, and farm-to-table.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Returning phone calls is common courtesy so I'm not sure why that pot/kettle thing is such an insult.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Get to know me by my grammar... I capitalize the b in Black but not the g in god.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I gotta say I'm mostly upset that we saw Elon's O face this early on. Or at all.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Everyone saying the Bishop's speech won't change Trump are missing the point. Powerful people saying "I disagree" is meaningful right now. It's ESPECIALLY effective against a narcissist. Stealing the spotlight and the headlines are the best forms of protest against a man who craves both.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Mrs Patterson, we asked about your investment strategy, not why you have 3 daughters.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Mrs. Patterson, you sweet milk-fed babychild.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

They're so obsessed with "biological gender" but they don't even know they just biologically classified EVERYONE as female.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

So the guy who spends 90% of his time at a place called Mar A Lago (Spanish for "sea to lake") wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico? Education starts at home, my dude.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Sorry I meant the heil. They never reach across the heil.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

And they say conservatives never reach across the aisle.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Can you leave something that never officially became real? I'm announcing my departure from my very successful first exploration of Mars.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

A perfect metaphor for today. Watching an American flag parachute fall into the ocean.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Oh I just did the burrito thing. Nice.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Saw my Threads follower count drop by like 50 or 60 overnight (which has never happened) and I'm absolutely positive it's people deactivating pre-inauguration.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

[to the tune of Mr. Brightside] 🎶 It was never the eggs, How did we end up like this? 🎶

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Not all weed smells like basil. But all basil smells like weed.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

"If I stare at the same spot hard enough, a kitty will appear, I just know it."

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