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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

It's weird that dogs are taller when they sit.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Trump is a condom on the dick of progress.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

The "Back The Blue" crowd is clapping while Trump actually becomes the one to defund the police.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

The guy who buys gold toilets would like you to think he's concerned about spending.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Does anyone have a good follower pack for news I would normally trust the CDC to give me?

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

This dog LOVES a tall blanket pile.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

The Empire really puts control panels in the *worst* possible places huh?

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Grab a new jacket before prices increase.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Can't believe all these red light therapy gurus haven't once considered the wrinkled and scaled effects it's had on reptiles for decades.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

MOVING FORWARD PLEASE ENSURE ALL INTERNET JOKES FIT THE STANDARD "KNOCK KNOCK" FORMAT. A lot of idiots are getting confused.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

If you have IBS you're a DEI hire.

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 24/01/2025

Democrats: How can we go viral? (a pastor goes mega-viral for calling Trump a bigot to his face) Democrats: What if Tim Kaine made a BLT on Instagram Live

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

This shit annoys the shit out of me. It's not even clever. Can we not just say "Fuck Elon Musk"?

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

If a Nazi salute can mean "sending your heart" then we should all be able to call him a cunt on national TV and just say it means "handsome rich guy."

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Returning phone calls is common courtesy so I'm not sure why that pot/kettle thing is such an insult.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Get to know me by my grammar... I capitalize the b in Black but not the g in god.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I gotta say I'm mostly upset that we saw Elon's O face this early on. Or at all.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Everyone saying the Bishop's speech won't change Trump are missing the point. Powerful people saying "I disagree" is meaningful right now. It's ESPECIALLY effective against a narcissist. Stealing the spotlight and the headlines are the best forms of protest against a man who craves both.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Mrs. Patterson, you sweet milk-fed babychild.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

They're so obsessed with "biological gender" but they don't even know they just biologically classified EVERYONE as female.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

So the guy who spends 90% of his time at a place called Mar A Lago (Spanish for "sea to lake") wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico? Education starts at home, my dude.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

And they say conservatives never reach across the aisle.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Can you leave something that never officially became real? I'm announcing my departure from my very successful first exploration of Mars.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

A perfect metaphor for today. Watching an American flag parachute fall into the ocean.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Saw my Threads follower count drop by like 50 or 60 overnight (which has never happened) and I'm absolutely positive it's people deactivating pre-inauguration.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

[to the tune of Mr. Brightside] 🎶 It was never the eggs, How did we end up like this? 🎶

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Not all weed smells like basil. But all basil smells like weed.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

"If I stare at the same spot hard enough, a kitty will appear, I just know it."

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

jOkEs ArE sUpPoSeD tO bE fUnNy is only said by deeply unfunny people I'm sorry I don't make the rules.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Two of my greatest accomplishments: - I've never had a Tik Tok account - I've never heard Mr. Beast's voice

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

When companies really fuck up (Pepsi/Kendal Jenner, Tropicana rebrand) people always ask "how did no one see this coming and stop it?" The answer is often that many people *did* see it coming, tried to stop it, and the execs in charge were either too stupid, egotistical, or indifferent to listen.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Non-booze brands getting involved in Dry January is hella smart. Halo Top really nails a simple packaging execution, using their cachet as a more sensible indulgence to build mental availability around a new category entry point: indulgent booze alternative.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Used "bebeverse" in a joke the other day for the first time ever and my phone's predictive text has already learned it but it can't stop changing "well" and "we'll" ... make it make sense.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Every day I greet both dogs and the cat by saying "Hi, everybody!" and exactly zero times have they responded with "Hi, Dr. Nick!"

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

What you'll do: - Dig yourself out of a huge hole - Clean up the messes of others What you'll need to succeed: - The biggest shovel and mop - Absolutely zero moral fiber - Willingness to compromise your values

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Has the director tried talking dirty to them?

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

The same people bitching about American dollars supporting Ukraine's fight against Russia are calling to invade Greenland and Panama.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

My favorite kind of virtue signaling is a tech billionaire saying all the peasants who use his apps are virtue signaling when they leave the apps.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Zealots will always move the goal posts. Just look at all the evidence that contradicts religious teachings. Theologians don't modify their thinking, they propose ridiculous theories like "god must have invented carbon dating to test our faith." You're seeing James Woods and the GOP do the same.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Is Meta seeing a political bias in fact-checking or does one political party never use facts?

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Murray spent his first 11 years living on the streets. Now he won't go to sleep unless you wrap him up like a babushka.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

BREAKING: I heard Zuck is doing a gender reveal *today* in the bebeverse. Will confirm the exact time when I know more.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Really dumb that you can't upload a GIF here and have it work. You have to go through the GIF button? That can't be right.

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Are Liz, Liiz, and Liiizy part of the new account starter pack over here or what?

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Is anyone else's autocorrect particularly dad within Bluesky?

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Greg Shumchenia @gregshum.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

*eating dim sum* 🎶 When a dumpling comes along, you must dip it 🎶

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