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Greg Cypress

@gregcypress.bsky.social
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(mostly) Horror writer with too many hobbies and not enough readers. HEMA practitioner. Cucumber Lime Gatorade enjoyer. He/Him Fuck ICE AI can kick rocks

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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 23h
I used them to draw a spooky face on my fencing mask, but that’s about as far as I’ve come with them.
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I look forward to it
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The LIHFS did a little fencing demonstration at a local block party this weekend, and I was asked to participate. Had a ton of fun and the crowd was really great. Here’s hoping this becomes an annual event! I’m the fat purple thing.
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Got to actually fight with my sidesword yesterday for the first time. Absolutely in love.
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Allan Creasy @servethe901.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The wrong child eating clown died.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Roses are red The runs got your neighbor
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The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor
The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I discovered something that feels deeply embarrassing at saber class last night. I’m apparently a better fencer while singing. Never beating the aged theater kid allegations.
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I don’t really wanna do the work today I don’t really wanna do the work today I don’t really wanna do the work today I don’t wanna do the work today
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Matt Aytch Taylor @matthtaylor.com · 28/07/2026
you have to outlive rowling her grave isn't going to piss on itself
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
For just thousands of dollars a year you too can help accelerate climate change
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Could spend that money on swords but nope, feeding it into the apocalypse engine instead
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Yoooo FUCK THIS
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Matt Aytch Taylor @matthtaylor.com · 30/07/2026
raise your commission prices, sweetpeas
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The way I’d be tempted to set that shit on fire…
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Sylessae @sylessae.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Buy a cheap sketchbook and just start drawing. Buy a cheap sketchbook and just start drawing. Buy a cheap sketchbook and just start drawing. Buy a cheap sketchbook and just start drawing. Buy a cheap sketchbook and just start drawing. Buy a cheap sketchbook and just start drawing.
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It’s self care
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
New sword day is the best
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Gonna be a hot one today and yet I’ll probably still go sword fighting because I’m pissed about it being a hot one today
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ok I’m ready for Summer to be over now
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Wish I was swordfightin’ right now
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Nadia Bulkin @nadiabulkin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is how I found out that 17 years after my first nomination, my writing actually won a Shirley Jackson. Thanks @johnlangan.bsky.social. Thank you to the jurors. Thank you to my publisher @ghoulish.bsky.social. This is wild, lol.
Text message
John: Congratulations!!!
Me: ???
John: The Jacksons! 
Me: Ohhh?
John: Collection, man!
Me: No fucking way lol????
John: Yes fucking way!
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max booth will never die @interrobangbus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
it is actually okay and good to celebrate the deaths of people who have dedicated their lives to making the world worse for others
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Holy shit Evil Dead: Burn was pretty bad you guys
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Okay I wasn’t expecting it to be THIS big, hot damn
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You ever write a short story for a contest and get it done JUST under the wire only to discover that the deadline time was in a time zone that’s like 8 hours ahead of yours? Stings a little.
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I sincerely hope I’ve never made you feel this way because I’m just trash at keeping in touch, even with my favorite people.
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Happy Kid Dancing in a Club
ALT: Happy Kid Dancing in a Club
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Occult is easily one of my favorite horror movies, and probably my favorite Shiraishi movie.
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Eldritchsaxes @eldritchsaxes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I was very excited to received this in the mail today! And look it’s my girl, Ruth!! Being a part of the Miscreant Anthology was really fun and it was an absolute honor to be able to show my art in it #Art
A picture of me holding a big black book, on the cover it says “Miscreant Anthology” Picture of my art inside the book that I was holding in the previous panel. The art depicts a lanky white woman, Ruth, wearing an old fashioned bed gown. She is standing at the top of some stairs while she is surrounded be eerie paintings that is covered in darkness. The piece is in Black and White
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I can’t wait to get my copy!
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The age-old decision: go to saber class and swing some steel tonight, or stay home and hide from the abysmal heat…
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Did We Just Become Best Friends? Step Brothers Meme
ALT: Did We Just Become Best Friends? Step Brothers Meme
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Guys I love swords
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I think it’s a pretty solid idea
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
In this economy who can blame em
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Did they spare no expense?
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Ever eat so many tacos that you end up having vivid, complex nightmares? Happened to me
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Whimsy @whimsyfiction.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It’s just one wonderful week until our very first Whimsy! If you’re joining, early bird entry is open until 11:59pm tomorrow. See you on the 1st! 🦙🪶 whimsyfiction.com.
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Hannah Hopkinson @hoppykinz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Opportunity for women who have gone no contact with their families. There's a collection being compiled of poetry, flash fiction, and flash creative non-fiction. The collection is open to submissions now. Check it out if you're interested! #writesky kimculbertson.submittable.com/submit/35729...
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Kim Culbertson - What's Between Us Now: Female Voices of Estrangement from Toxic/Fragmented and Narcissistic Bonds
We invite submissions for a forthcoming collection of flash fiction, flash creative nonfiction, and poetry centered on a complex and often underrepresented experience: female-identifying adult childre...
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
She peek
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
But what if she’s VERY old and VERY rich and her house is full of VERY steep staircases
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Rule of 3 could be applied to number of states lived in rather than number of moves so I’ll be manifesting that interpretation on your behalf
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I know this feeling well
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Personally, if I were one of the Third Way ghouls who helped to hollow out labor, vilify the poor (especially when they’re black), and lay the ground work for furthering private profit over public good, I would shut the fuck up when a new era of young politicians attempted to revive my party.
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Your friends think about that cool thing you did that one time. You don’t remember it. They do.
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Matt Aytch Taylor @matthtaylor.com · 22/06/2026
"fuck you, pay me"
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Got aaaaabsolutely dog walked at longsword class today. Hoping I can get my head out of my ass before the tournament on Saturday.
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Anathema Magazine @anathemamagazine.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
IT’S ALMOST TIME!! Anathema officially opens to submissions on June 20th! ✨ We cannot wait to begin this journey after a four-year hiatus. Thank you for all of the support!! 🥹 Check our website (link in bio) for submission guidelines. We’re excited to begin reading!! 💜
ANATHEMA opens to submissions in two days! After a 4-year hiatus, Anathema is back and ready to bring you outstanding speculative fiction, poetry, and nonfiction by queer artists of color! We are happy to announce that we OPEN to submissions from June 20th to July 20th! Mark your calendars and prepare your best work! We’re proud to announce that we pay our creators a professional SFWA rate! Thinking of submitting? Check out www.anathemamag.com/guidelines for our guidelines!
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Greg Cypress @gregcypress.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Day 3 of the new job I’m so goddamn tired
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