Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 15/10/2026What I think of when I see CFP expanding to a 24-team format. 020 2
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Sabretooth on right shoulder: “It is essential, if one wishes to be a genuine human being and impart satisfying meaning to one's existence, to have a good heart.” Sabretooth on left shoulder: “Shooooooot!” 0195 19
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Comedy Writing Tips from a huge failure! I'm hosting a presentation Comedy Tips from a Failed Stand-up Comic at Indie Author Day at the Buffalo Downtown Library Saturday Nov. 14th. Free event! Come learn and watch me fail (but in a GOOD way). www.buffalolib.org/whats-happen... S 040 4
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This political door hanger left at my house last night is not at all creepy or unsettling. 140 4
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Picking apart @bobz.bsky.social‘s survivor pool corpse like a turkey vulture on a roadside possum. 120 2
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026She wanted a game with prizes for kids. I’ve always been fascinated with the Ricky Henderson story of him having his kids select per-diem envelopes he never used from a box as rewards for good grades. I hid 40 gnomes around the yard. Find one, get an envelope. Random $1 or $2. Most gnomes wins $10. 130 3
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026We’re hosting a party today and I can’t tell you when she woke up to start prep because I don’t think she went to bed. This is the energy that built America. This is the drive that put a rail through the Rockies. This is the passion that painted Sistine. This is the insanity that understands squirr 260 6
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026When you’re meeting your wife out after work and just know things are about to get hot. 120 2
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Had to go through old Sabre calls for work this morning (cool project) and, out of nowhere, I'm completely inconsolable. Thank goodness I'm working from home because I'm a mess. I miss him. 1120 12
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This made me laugh so hard I got dizzy and I don't even want to know if it's sarcasm or not. 020 2
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I got the best message I’ve ever received about my book and I’m pretty emotional about it. 040 4
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The umbrella is for the thunderstorms that won’t stop her from gardening. The dog is for emotional support. 150 5
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Big news! The audiobook version of 'Unbelievable' is now available at gregbauch.com. Fill your eardrums with my voice telling you a story you won't believe! 073 7
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026A cool thing about writing a book is getting feedback. Early returns for Unbelievable have been awesome. Thanks to those who have shared. Still looking for a quick, fun, interesting summer read? Get to gregbauch.com. 1101 10
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Pit under construction but (long-awaited) first fire of the summer is happening. 1130 13
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I had a scorching argument with a friend in the 90's, positive that Sterling Sharpe once played for the Patriots. Dug through my Topps '87 set to prove I was correct. Found a Stephan Starring card. 000 0
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Hard to tell from my face but tonight was one of the best nights of my life. I’m a complete piece of shit but I worked hard on this thing and had a ton of people come out to support it. I have no words. Luckily, the book has 58,000. 0120 12
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Well, then I'm a star because I've cracked the top 183,000!!! 270 7
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026For three weeks, I've been hunkered under blankets in a basement, reading a book for you. Today, at 6pm on @wgr550.bsky.social you get to here more about it. I'll be on with Schopp & Bulldog. Don't tell them, but I'm going to swear. gregbauch.com 5143 14
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 16/06/2026These videos will get worse the more you don't buy my book. Get 'Unbelievable' at gregbauch.com Go to the book release party at Fattey Wurlitzer Wednesday July 1st, 6 PM, 908 Niagara Falls Blvd. Read more books. 063 6
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Wednesday July 1 at Fattey Beer Wurlitzer. Your first chance to get a copy of Unbelievable. I'll have copies and a few surprised. You'll have beer. It's win win! Be there at 6 pm. gregbauch.com 1181 18
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Get yer eyeballs ready for July 1 Official release date for ‘Unbelievable’ Release party info to come I just dry heaved a couple times. 2172 17
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 25/05/2026This is the final copy. Release date coming this week I can’t wait for you to read this. 2231 23
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 19/05/2026When it doesn’t even matter because hockey is fun again. 0397 39
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 17/05/2026When you get to burn away your stomach walls with acid one more night. 0312 31
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 07/05/2026When the guy who isn’t supposed to score scores 1416 41
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 04/05/2026When you didn’t know who you wanted to play but it’s the Canadiens. 1241 24
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I have had the music from Break Street stuck in my head for forty years. 040 4
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 02/05/2026When you wake up and remember the Sabres eliminated the Bruins. 1539329 393
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Cool moment alert: Proof copies of my next book, soon to be seen by your eyeballs if your eyeballs like words. Postgame coming up. 3150 15
Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 26/04/2026When you can go out and do yard work early because the game is gonna end early. 0150 15
