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Greene

@greenthingy.bsky.social
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Professional idiot by day, professional slut by night. He/Him, 31, NO MINORS BEYOND THIS POINT!!!! Occasionally I draw stuff for fun! It's mostly porn with the occasional shitpost, but yeah!

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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I Gotta Knock Up Your Fursona
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How many types of cuddling could there be anyways?
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That handsome devil on your shoulder...
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Cocoronut @cocoronut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm doing my part 🫡
#ratking #rat #king #deadlock #fat #chub #furry #overweight #gay #spread #butt #ass #big #hyper #bbm #🥥 #nsfw#ratking #rat #king #deadlock #fat #chub #furry #overweight #gay #spread #butt #ass #big #hyper #bbm #🥥 #nsfw
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Birdly Desires....
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hang Em' High
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 22/09/2026
but what if...
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 22/09/2026
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Putting my head between those tits and tugging that sweater back down tbh tbh 💦
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Giik 🔞 @giik.bitch.space · 20/09/2026
Where The Leaves Should Be
-- Pokémon Undergrowth --
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 20/09/2026
you can also wash your dragons in pokemon, its very importat sometimes pokemon can even wash other pokemon! Character Owner Reminder: Koren -> @aqreader.bsky.social Thatch -> @greenthingy.bsky.social Taxes -> Me, duh Contessa -> @trout.bsky.social
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
But what if Thatch evolved...
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh hey here's more scug
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Whenever I have long stints of not knowing what the hell to draw, I default to scug.
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 10/09/2026
The party has discovered Taxes is susceptible to dark patterns and gacha addictions (Contessa eventually had to break the pokemon charm dispensing machine to get him to stop)
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Quiet "Bitchspacian" Choir @quiet-choir.bitch.space · 07/09/2026
Late night cartoon rerun. Don't think they'd show this on prime time! #Ghostart
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 05/09/2026
rewinding just slightly to draw another cute Contessa and Thatch scene
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 05/09/2026
It is important to note that while i did not need to do 38 flat damage to the pinsir that only had like 1hp left, it was important to send a message that your odds of being suplexed by a purrloin are incredibly low, but never 0. (also stop trying to kill our blackmage he's nice)
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Snoutbreakers @snoutbreakers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 01/09/2026
A helpful chart for those struggling to forage for and pluck rogues from the wild.
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 28/08/2026
Literally proven with the scientific method
Taxes, while not literally or soberly saying this at all, forced Contessa and Thatch to confront each other more directly about their feelings for each other while scolding them. I just couldn't get this joke out of my head so this is how Taxes is depicting how that went down.

"I could not help but
notice your WILL to
POWER onward has
been FADING lately.

Have you tried
Fucking Thatch
Crazy-Style
Senseless?

It's a proven mood
booster, you know?"
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 25/08/2026
Taxes can copy anything he sees, as long as he sees it once!
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Slam-fucking this avali until the room floods
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Summer can't end soon enough dude.
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It Da Moon
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 16/08/2026
Roles seem to have reversed a little in Pokemon Undergrowth ^Taxes: Me vKoren: @aqreader.bsky.social <Contessa: @trout.bsky.social >Thatch: @greenthingy.bsky.social GM: @giik.bitch.space :3
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Fish wife my beloved..............
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
0 - The Fool (Koren - @aqreader.bsky.social )
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 29/07/2026
Something is fundimentaly wrong with this man
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 29/07/2026
alright immediately back to present events: Taxes made Contessa a little princess crown and she actually liked it
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Then And Now...
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Blue N' Bamboo
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Fuego
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Who's gonna come out on top?
Thatch, a salandit, is outnumbered four to one against a group of sneasel and their sneasler leader. A kecleon is bound and tied just behind the sneasler leader, as they watch their three sneasel cohorts descend upon Thatch. A sack of gold coins lays by Thatch's feet, contents spilled out into the ground below. A red moon rises in the background and illuminates the unfolding battle.
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It's rude to keep a gator waiting y'know~
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A glimpse into the past
A jovial Thatch plays the bongos by a campfire, surrounded by others of his clan, celebrating for an unknown reason. A happy memory of days past, one of many, lost to time.
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
New And Improved Greene 2.0
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 21/07/2026
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You can tell he thinks it's somewhat worth it by the half-chub he's sporting, respect tbh
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 21/07/2026
No matter how much they try to aura farm, Taxes cannot escape the fate of being a Purrloin designed to get owned
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ohh nooo I'm slipping and now my snout is face-first in that ass, how terrible....~
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What spending most the afternoon fucking my Leezpunk looks like tbh tbh
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Oughh....
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I can't stop thinking about her chat.
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ah yes, the morning ritual of fucking my Leezpunk senseless in the sheets...
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 12/07/2026
This 97 year old cat (and 30's or so lizard) still queer bait the old fashioned way There was a demand for old man Yaoi, so one more Taxes and Thatch piece for the road even with their shifting story interests
Taxes and Thatch cudding and rubbing their genetals together, blushing and looking away.

Taxes: To be clear, this
is... just for the
incense perfume?

Thatch: Yeah, yeah....
still loyal to
Varren, right?

Taxes: Yes, of course.
And you to
Contessa,
right?

Thatch: For sure, yeah.

Taxes: Yeah...

Thatch: Right...

Taxes: ...good for keeping our minds, too.

Thatch: True.

Taxes: Mhm.
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Little moments from the past...
A young Thatch stands with his caretaker and fellow clanmate, Sabal, as they approach a Tinkaton leaned against an anvil.
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Finside finish inside... Or something idk lol
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Oh that's /nice/ :3
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Local freak reeks of Pal, cause unknown. More at 11.
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