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Greene

@greenthingy.bsky.social
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Professional idiot by day, professional slut by night. He/Him, 31, NO MINORS BEYOND THIS POINT!!!! Occasionally I draw stuff for fun! It's mostly porn with the occasional shitpost, but yeah!

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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Birdly Desires....
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hang Em' High
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 22/09/2026
but what if...
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 22/09/2026
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Giik 🔞 @giik.bitch.space · 20/09/2026
Where The Leaves Should Be
-- Pokémon Undergrowth --
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 20/09/2026
you can also wash your dragons in pokemon, its very importat sometimes pokemon can even wash other pokemon! Character Owner Reminder: Koren -> @aqreader.bsky.social Thatch -> @greenthingy.bsky.social Taxes -> Me, duh Contessa -> @trout.bsky.social
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
But what if Thatch evolved...
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh hey here's more scug
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Whenever I have long stints of not knowing what the hell to draw, I default to scug.
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 10/09/2026
The party has discovered Taxes is susceptible to dark patterns and gacha addictions (Contessa eventually had to break the pokemon charm dispensing machine to get him to stop)
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Quiet "Bitchspacian" Choir @quiet-choir.bitch.space · 07/09/2026
Late night cartoon rerun. Don't think they'd show this on prime time! #Ghostart
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 05/09/2026
rewinding just slightly to draw another cute Contessa and Thatch scene
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 05/09/2026
It is important to note that while i did not need to do 38 flat damage to the pinsir that only had like 1hp left, it was important to send a message that your odds of being suplexed by a purrloin are incredibly low, but never 0. (also stop trying to kill our blackmage he's nice)
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Snoutbreakers @snoutbreakers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 01/09/2026
A helpful chart for those struggling to forage for and pluck rogues from the wild.
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 28/08/2026
Literally proven with the scientific method
Taxes, while not literally or soberly saying this at all, forced Contessa and Thatch to confront each other more directly about their feelings for each other while scolding them. I just couldn't get this joke out of my head so this is how Taxes is depicting how that went down.

"I could not help but
notice your WILL to
POWER onward has
been FADING lately.

Have you tried
Fucking Thatch
Crazy-Style
Senseless?

It's a proven mood
booster, you know?"
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 25/08/2026
Taxes can copy anything he sees, as long as he sees it once!
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Slam-fucking this avali until the room floods
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Summer can't end soon enough dude.
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It Da Moon
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 16/08/2026
Roles seem to have reversed a little in Pokemon Undergrowth ^Taxes: Me vKoren: @aqreader.bsky.social <Contessa: @trout.bsky.social >Thatch: @greenthingy.bsky.social GM: @giik.bitch.space :3
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
0 - The Fool (Koren - @aqreader.bsky.social )
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 29/07/2026
Something is fundimentaly wrong with this man
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 29/07/2026
alright immediately back to present events: Taxes made Contessa a little princess crown and she actually liked it
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Then And Now...
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Blue N' Bamboo
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Fuego
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Who's gonna come out on top?
Thatch, a salandit, is outnumbered four to one against a group of sneasel and their sneasler leader. A kecleon is bound and tied just behind the sneasler leader, as they watch their three sneasel cohorts descend upon Thatch. A sack of gold coins lays by Thatch's feet, contents spilled out into the ground below. A red moon rises in the background and illuminates the unfolding battle.
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It's rude to keep a gator waiting y'know~
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A glimpse into the past
A jovial Thatch plays the bongos by a campfire, surrounded by others of his clan, celebrating for an unknown reason. A happy memory of days past, one of many, lost to time.
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
New And Improved Greene 2.0
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 21/07/2026
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 21/07/2026
No matter how much they try to aura farm, Taxes cannot escape the fate of being a Purrloin designed to get owned
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What spending most the afternoon fucking my Leezpunk looks like tbh tbh
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Oughh....
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I can't stop thinking about her chat.
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ah yes, the morning ritual of fucking my Leezpunk senseless in the sheets...
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 12/07/2026
This 97 year old cat (and 30's or so lizard) still queer bait the old fashioned way There was a demand for old man Yaoi, so one more Taxes and Thatch piece for the road even with their shifting story interests
Taxes and Thatch cudding and rubbing their genetals together, blushing and looking away.

Taxes: To be clear, this
is... just for the
incense perfume?

Thatch: Yeah, yeah....
still loyal to
Varren, right?

Taxes: Yes, of course.
And you to
Contessa,
right?

Thatch: For sure, yeah.

Taxes: Yeah...

Thatch: Right...

Taxes: ...good for keeping our minds, too.

Thatch: True.

Taxes: Mhm.
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Little moments from the past...
A young Thatch stands with his caretaker and fellow clanmate, Sabal, as they approach a Tinkaton leaned against an anvil.
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Finside finish inside... Or something idk lol
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Local freak reeks of Pal, cause unknown. More at 11.
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The world may end, but the sun will still rise tomorrow...
Team Wayfinders (Koren, Thatch, Contessa, and Taxes) narrowly escape the jaws of death, awakening in unfamiliar territory, altered yet alive. Who knows what trials and tribulations our heroes will encounter next...
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Surviving an apocalyptic death beam tends to change one's... Everything?
The events of Undergrowth have taken a dramatic turn, and as such have left the Wayfinders altered, yet alive. Thatch is rougher around the edges, his scales abrasive and bark-life, and a few new scars line his scales.
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 09/07/2026
(it was not)
me petting my salandit
before the wave of
Everthing Shall Wither
hits us (its our final
moments together)

(live contessa reaction)

Also, as mentioned, this was not actually the end
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Something terrible has happened...
At the end of all things, hold onto something.
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 08/07/2026
misc undergrowth brainrot doodles
Taxes: "Wait a damn minute why the hell do we never bring Meloetta out to these expeditions???"
(context: a third of the way through the campaign, we rescued and recruited a meloetta to our base, but we've never brought her along on any adventures. mind you, she was singing for like 500 years or something so she's hella tired, but she can probably still kick ass when dealing with gods compared to us)

(oh also perthala is here and in the middle of the chaos and  doing a okay)Thatch and Contessa thinking about the possibility of Contessa bringing Thatch home and having to explain that to her family of giant metal birds. Contessa is grisping Thatch in one hand in the thought.
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Bittersweet reunions in Undergrowth... (Koren belongs to @aqreader.bsky.social )
Koren stands face to face with his adopted sister, Terra, his search for her having seemingly come to an end. Something is amiss though, as she no longer recognizes him, warning him to stay away.
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Things are getting kinda intense in @giik.bitch.space 's undergrowth game!
A band of experienced explorers-turned-crazed impede the Wayfinders, while the timer ticks closer and closer down to the end of the world. Something terrible is about to happen...
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Get attacked with ART @brunwantsteeth.bsky.social
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Greene @greenthingy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Art attack for @quiet-choir.bitch.space featuring Rasmus! They seem... In trouble!
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