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GreenKato5000

@greenkato5000.eurosky.social
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A Spanish 18 y/o professional asshole brainless gay protogen with ADHD and a special hate for the game 'spin-off' from WiiParty No politics allowed

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 2h
nevermind, it's focused in moving the selection because apparently i'm holding shift and i'm just gonna kill the task i'm not dealing with this bullshit
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 2h
guys, how do i open the start menu in windows 2000 without a mouse, windows key or any key combo that plasma can catch, as my keyboard is not getting captured correctly
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 2h
I can't move the mouse, thank god servers can be controlled with a keyboard
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 2h
next time she asks to justify the text you bet your ass I'm setting the WHOLE FUCKING DOCUMENT to comic sans MS, I will steal it from the machine I stole Arial from
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 2h
and this comes from the fuckshit with Hack 10pt all over his system which has 2 uses: 1, look ugly, 2 scare away all them bitches, bonus, you can only see the first 4 characters of a tab's title
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 2h
im doing an assignment and they are telling me to justify the whole document, also known as making it, 1, unreadable, 2, look like a wall of text, 3, have spaces of different lengths, queen, dot matrix printers have been dead for quite a while, might as well use monospaced fonts as well
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 17h
Can you tell I used the selection tool to draw the vents? Like, it's really THAT ovbious?
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 17h
Don't mind me, just posting some more handmade slop, it's trash, yes, but it's my trash It's supposed to be a server, and an old one at that, it takes those fancy new things, I think they're called floppy diskettes, and it has a whopping one USB, fancy.
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 17h
also i feel like it'll do as a great pinned post
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 17h
it's this if you care, I exported it under the CC-BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, just to mess with the teacher, so if you use it, make sure to respect it or I'll get the big sad
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 17h
Guys, I was looking up the internet to find an image about network infrastructure because i needed it for an assignment and i got so fed up with the AI slop clogging up the results, I decided to bust out Krita and poorly draw an image that would kinda fit the bill
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 17h
I'm SO glad that Krita sticks to the system font, everything is Hack 10pt and everything looks like trash
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 18h
yes, that's DEFINITELY what i want in the overflow menu, the fucking reload button.
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 18h
great, now I can do an assignment with a font from Y2K, and it was EXCLUSIVELY for the headings, the rest is on Liberation Serif because 1, i couldn't give less of a fuck, 2, my whole PC uses Hack 10pt, which is HORRENDOUS to look at outside of a terminal, so they got me on that one
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 18h
And i have to restart LibreOffice for fuck's sake
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 18h
and somehow changing the extension from "DSK" to "IMG" worked better than my fucking internet.
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 18h
even worse, I'm using a 3.5" floppy to get it out.
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 18h
Can't believe I'm stealing fucking Arial from a windows 2000 install just for an assignment
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 19h
like, i don't even have that bullshit installed, use something we all can use, that doesn't make my eyes bleed, Open Sans does a great job, if they don't say anything about the fonts i always type my answers on blue Open Sans not smaller than 11pt
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 19h
what the fuck do teachers have with choosing only the worst, most disgusting and horrendous looking fonts on office documents? it's like their PCs didn't come with normal fonts like Open Sans or Tahoma installed, no, they have to use shit looking serif fonts like fucking Helvetica Neue 10.5pt
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 23h
bro what the fuck, it seems linux does not reuse PIDs I have an 86Box VM with pid 438487
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 19/10/2026
but can i have a companion cube?
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 19/10/2026
nevermind, it's literally playing it back to me right now, it just took 6 minutes
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 19/10/2026
gentlemen, I managed to crash my Windows 98 machine with an audio CD, specifically the Ivycomb Classics disc I attached the CD/DVD reader on my pc to the machine, and inserted the disc on the drive, immediately went kaput, like, not running
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 19/10/2026
i missed
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 19/10/2026
i wanted to open dos on my windows 98 machine, I accidentally opened Outlook Express
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 19/10/2026
I had no idea "uptime" was a genuine linux command, now i can know how long i have been procrastinating
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
I'm guessing I need LTE to receive those, which I disabled because I like having mobile data
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
one thing that has been happening to me lately, my phone seems incapable of receiving wireless emergency alerts I was the only one at the store whose phone was not loudly screaming at their owner to warn them that it's gonna rain, which is, concerning, to say the least
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
Panic mode makes the firewall drop any and all packets regardless of the settings, nothing comes in, nothing goes out, great for when your server is under attack, terrible for everything else in the sense nothing works
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
I was genuinely wondering why it wasn't loading, completely forgetting that I enabled panic mode on my firewall
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
by the way, by killing PID 9106, I killed the YouTube tab I was watching videos on at least it didn't die, not like windows, windows would have died immediately
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
nevermind, it was Firefox it was eating all of my ram, Linux fixed that by killing the whole app instead of just the one tab, thanks for taking so long I guess
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
well, I think I found the culprit: PID 9106 named "Isolated Web Co" is using what I think is 12.6GiB of system memory and regularly hits 90% CPU usage when it should NOT be doing that, so that's getting killed straight away as soon as I stumble my way out of top
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
just in case, I'm going to tell the firewall to go into panic mode, and see if it gets slightly less worse
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
it's not too bad, it immediately reacts whenever I type on the TTY, it's just REALLY slow with commands
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
update: I managed to log in as root, gonna try to figure out why it's shitting the bed from there, but it's probably gonna complain about mostly everything
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
huh, it's not locked up, it's doing things and it's even answering pings, but it's so slow
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
The login timed me out wtf
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
dude, my PC is having the irl version of 7 weeks of ping it almost froze immediately and I can barely get a TTY session going
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KDE @kde.org · 16/10/2026
Support KDE with a donation: kde.org/fundraisers/... #donate #FreeSoftware #OpenSource #KDE #fundraiser
K&👽, the KDE wizard, points his staff out of a poster which reads "I want you" and "to support KDE" at the bottom. The link to the fundraiser is included at the bottom as is a QR that points to the same place.

Konqi is featured with the "30" and "KDE" logos associated with the anniversary.

The art by Tyson Tan is distributed under CC By-SA 4.0 license.
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
i've been drawing cool S's all over my sudoku book, so everyone knows that i'm cool
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
I'm guessing it's gonna take a week for the account to get deleted
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
well I finally got fed up with Asus sending unbelievable amounts of spam to my inbox, and since I have never used the account, I decided to delete it 12 minutes just to get sent to the page the EU forces them to have for deleting your data
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
there's also some stuff stuck on the filter, I banged it against the trash, it didn't move, and so I am not disturbing it
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
DUDE THERE WAS A WHITE SILVERFISH WHAT THE HELL. no wonder this thing wasn't cleaning, the vacuum was trying to pull dust through the filter there's also another unlimited supply of mom's hairs on the front wheel
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
correction, that guess was ALSO wrong Apparently, there's some Roomba vacuum cleaner deposit in my dust and the brushES are also collecting my mom's fallen strands of hair, yes the silicon one is also full of hairs
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
yes I wrote all of that WHILE holding the idiot
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
well if you guessed anything other than some random ass warranty card, you'd be wrong
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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
I lifted up my Roomba to clean it at my mom's request anybody wanna guess what was under it making it run terribly and not clean anything?
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