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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 23/10/2026

Chat, since when can you open PNGs with Kdenlive? WHAT KIND OF IMAGE EDITING ARE YOU GUYS DOING THAT REQUIRES YOU TO USE A VIDEO EDITOR?!

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 23/10/2026

It worked perfectly and didn't absolutely get itself killed by using too much memory in the first minute

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 23/10/2026

teacher Mr. NoFunAllowed gonna be hating on me for this beautiful beast I'm about to export Notice the 60% quality next to JPEG compression and the 75 DPI i set EVERY SINGLE IMAGE on the document to

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 23/10/2026

Dolphin knows something I don't FYM created in 10 minutes?! did i time travel???

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 23/10/2026

I'm way too smart for my own good chat (I missed the backspace, hit enter instead and saved what was supposed to be named "Carta_Model.docx" as "docx.docx") My finger knew something I didn't

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 23/10/2026

Yes plasma, I would like to clean the print heads on my non-existent printer

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 23/10/2026

An important message by Clippit I just fired up word, btw

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 22/10/2026

hey what's this bullshit? I lost a megabyte!

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 22/10/2026

i was using my windows 2000 machine for some homework and decided i would run disk defragmenter on it It would seem there's only 238 MB of free space, and it constitutes 23% of the whole disk, meaning i accidentally installed the system on a 1GB drive. also it's fragmented as shit

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 22/10/2026

AI slop detected on the homework 🥀 at this point might as well ask ChatGPT to give me my degree.

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 22/10/2026

I'm doing the big chunks of my homework on MS FrontPage and at some point I've been idle for so long that Clippit has squashed himself into a mangled paperclip

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 22/10/2026

i forgot this was on my clipboard and i pasted it right on my desktop, on a sticky note

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 22/10/2026

i just watched someone join in the google document for our homework while I'm supposed to be kicked from class, with THIS bullshit as my profile picture And i forgot once again how un-squished puro is supposed to look

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 22/10/2026

trying to push the pins into the place they're supposed to go The pins are winning

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 21/10/2026

The teacher just made us add a footer to the website for our next assignment, since I do not know how to make footers, I added a high res image of a foot to the footer tag. I wish I was joking but I can assure you I'm very much not. Dear god what kind of bullshit am I carefully crafting.

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 20/10/2026

according to VSCode, this is a perfectly valid email address

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 20/10/2026

just asked duck ai this bullshit because my mom is not going to know as soon as i sent it the tab died

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 19/10/2026

Don't mind me, just posting some more handmade slop, it's trash, yes, but it's my trash It's supposed to be a server, and an old one at that, it takes those fancy new things, I think they're called floppy diskettes, and it has a whopping one USB, fancy.

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 19/10/2026

it's this if you care, I exported it under the CC-BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, just to mess with the teacher, so if you use it, make sure to respect it or I'll get the big sad

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 19/10/2026

yes, that's DEFINITELY what i want in the overflow menu, the fucking reload button.

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 19/10/2026

And i have to restart LibreOffice for fuck's sake

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 19/10/2026

I had no idea "uptime" was a genuine linux command, now i can know how long i have been procrastinating

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026

correction, that guess was ALSO wrong Apparently, there's some Roomba vacuum cleaner deposit in my dust and the brushES are also collecting my mom's fallen strands of hair, yes the silicon one is also full of hairs

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026

well if you guessed anything other than some random ass warranty card, you'd be wrong

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

Chat, should I mount and open the "Epson Sudoku" disc my mom found on a stack of old discs?

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026

well, I just paid like 0.80€ for ESC ape, I'm partially getting my money's worth, it does fit on a floppy disk, it does not run off of a floppy disk

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026

my Wii has been pestering me about having to eject the disc (the drive doesn't even work) because an error occurred, I got fed up with this, so... here, I ejected the disc, are you happy now, dumbass?

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026

wasn't "HYAAH!" the only thing link did?

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026

I unfortunately did not manage to cheat (because gdb is convoluted trash, and the save files are, ✨nowhere✨) but i did manage to replace the tux on the login screen with the puro autism png it's literally a file called "1.png" where the inexistent save files are kept

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026

chat, does anyone wanna do some SuperTuxLarping? (i cannot believe i am laughing at this shit i just edited a fucking .desktop file)

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026

THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY DUDE I just got KDE fucking Plasma telling me that the batteries on my "" are at 6% I did not think they only had 3mAh left from the original 480, nevermind, i need to unlock it, it's just swinging up and down what the hell

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026

I am so glad this is the favicon for a test website we're writing in HTML in class

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026

Wise words by a wise man, you should all go type his words into your Linux terminals

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026

I just checked in the brasero copy I made that looks weird as fuck and didn't even burn to a good blank disc (it's composed of 2 files, a table of contents and a binary file with the contents) The disc, has NO name for the last track, and Laser nailed it

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026

he couldn't remember, but he's getting marginally better, he switched Pokemons mid battle ONCE then used ember on my dear FIREBALL!, it dealt 3 points of damage, then I obliterated his wolf looking ass red thing whatever, I'm too lazy to pull out the Pokedex, and later obliterated his entire party

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026

what brings me here? oh nothing I was just feeling like reminding you who's boss, but I'm sure you remember don't you MR. POO?

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026

Well, well, well, if it isn't MR. POO himself, looks like someone wants a... what is it now, 5th beating? yes I think it's the 5th time I will be roughening him up

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026

such high tech inside the Nintendo DS lite slot 2 cover all that PCB with all the traces is: 1. hold the cover in place, it uses the pins to hold them, not the way I would have done it 2. especially the traces to nowhere, deter people, they think it does things, it does nothing...

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026

It just can't find the file why can't firefox find the file, I'm using the file:// protocol and its only purpose is to open local files. Can't even see a PNG on my browser ffs, I blame Microsoft because they suck

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026

Genuinely thought the terrain was flatter

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026

experienced BLÅHAJ owners, are they supposed to start replicating? (god I look terrible in that shadow for fuck's sake)

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026

so the rumble on my mom's iPhone 4 stopped working a while back, I took it apart to see what might be going on with it and I would say, yeah, that'll do it

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 14/09/2026

that explains why firefox tried printing the page when i tried pausing.

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 14/09/2026

ok so looking into bazzite's input remapper, it likes to call itself a "mouse" but shows up as a keyboard, it lets me use the mouse with the dpad and some other weird stuff I must investigate deeper into this so i know what it's actually pressing its such a curious layout for not much

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026

chat, I was playing endacopia and I got the best ending, the secret ending D: Love is in the air

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GreenKato5000 @greenkato5000.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026

well, safe to say that everyone caught the Ligma balls disease

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