Being hypnotized into a big, fat, hairy bear flaunting my gut at the beach, wearing nothing but a colorful speedo, sunbathing with a pair of spiral sunglasses and a dumb, drooling smile 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Orders from the unseen master carried by the crashing of waves, ready to help hypnotize any newcomers 🌀🌀🌀