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Gia. @gialana.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

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it's pretty simple go harder

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GreenBae @greenbae.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

They're still with you 💕

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GreenBae @greenbae.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Will my nespresso vertuo start to brew if I will it hard enough from the comfort of my bed ?

GreenBae @greenbae.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Trying to change a lightbulb and it broke within the fixture 🤬

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My dim sum came with a stein of iced green tea & they now have a lifelong customer bc how did you know that I'm a very thirsty girl 🥰

.. I hate that I'm a late night girlie bc the bsky night shift gets spooky 😳

Baddie book club is going well, btw. About to start Fourth Wing. It's a reread for me, but I don't mind a refresher before Onyx Storm.

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GreenBae @greenbae.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

The feminine urge to quit Corporate America and open a coffee shop/bookstore with my two besties.

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I thought I was about to have a lazy Saturday. I'm at an appt rn and I have dinner plans later. To the girl who doesn't add any events in her phone calendar: How?!

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GreenBae @greenbae.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

And my friend told me to decline it lol. Yall are both troublemakers.

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GreenBae @greenbae.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

My VP sent me an in-person meeting request for Dec 26 🥲 She really said "Merry Christmas.. now get back to work"

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

I’m gonna be real with you I had never heard of a fair catch kick before and had to read the Wikipedia. You can watch thousands of hours of football in your life and there’s still so much weird shit in the rules that you’ve never seen and I think that’s beautiful

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GreenBae @greenbae.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Luckily, we have the Sunday night game. Let me go hit 6 stores in the next 4 hours 😂

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GreenBae @greenbae.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Last minute Christmas shopping is my idea of an extreme sport

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I have a question for the girls that have a shade match in the yummy skin blurring balm: how does it feel to be one of God's favorites?

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Most are calling them skeets. I prefer bleets.

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Like why would you even tell me their names & personality traits? Humanize them, then immediately kill them I..

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Bruh.. are dark fantasy authors unwell? I'm on chapter 1 of a novel. There are ~30 characters & they've just killed all but two.

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GreenBae @greenbae.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Yea.. I asked for a space heater for Christmas

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My greatest feat this holiday season has been successfully avoiding every single work potluck. Love that for me.

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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Sexually attracted to napping.

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GreenBae @greenbae.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I have to drop a bag tomorrow to get my car serviced so Christmas is canceled. Everybody getting an arts & crafts project a la spray painted macaroni glued to a cigar box.

GreenBae @greenbae.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

*cut to me squinting while adjusting the television brightness control to infinity & beyond*

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Like, can we end the discourse? 😂 My friend texting the group chat telling everybody the "McRib is back, if anyone cares". Actually, Mike NOONE CARES

I thought we were twins until you said making waffles. That's wild 😂

And it's their fault bc why is it so cold in here?

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As someone who is familiar with teenage ferocity, that compliment will live in my mind for the foreseeable future lol

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A teenaged girl asked me about my lip combo yesterday & I was so flattered that I'm repeating that same lip combo today

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