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Kevin

@greenander.bsky.social
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 20h
Ah yes, Phillies playoff baseball
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I seem to remember him taking a different approach for the Central Park 5
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every time I see “gamble responsibly” on these ads it feels like a drug dealer telling me to do drugs responsibly. Hey buddy, here’s your heroin. Enjoy responsibly! Here’s a number for narcotics anonymous. Like what are we even doing here?
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We’re so back
bungie.net
The Next Chapter for Bungie
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
TODAYS THE DAY
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That’ll fix everything!
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Now that we’re in the age of AI I feel extremely vindicated in being lazy about documentation. You can’t have my secrets, Anthropic. The integrations I’ve built live and die with me.
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Mike Lindell looks like someone playing Mike Lindell in an absurd comedy
A crazy pillow salesman
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It makes a lot of sense that a man with no soul thinks music and art are worthless
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This is the hard hitting journalism I crave
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So trans people had to be kicked out of the military because they might not be able to get their hormones in the field but now half the military will be stuffed to the gills with testosterone?
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Damnit Haaland you big dumb idiot
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Shingles def feels like a curse. Like what do you mean a rash just appeared and now my back feels like someone slowly is pouring acid on it? If someone told me they cursed me I’d probably believe them.
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sources say they needed a little used communication device due to his condition of being dead.
static.klipy.com
Wig Wiggity Wig Ouija Board Meme
ALT: Wig Wiggity Wig Ouija Board Meme
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
People will really just say anything on the internet
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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A world map filled with the flag of Cape Verde, featuring blue, red, and white stripes, along with yellow stars. Argentina is distinctly illustrated with its own flag colors and symbol.
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Unreal 6 is going to deprecate blueprint in favor of AI assisted development. I can’t overstate how big of a mistake this is, and how devastating it’s going to be for Unreal. Just look at Microsoft. They put AI in all their products and are already rolling it back. What are these people thinking
unrealengine.com
The road to Unreal Engine 6. Read about our plans and timeline
We have started the road to UE6, where Unreal Engine and UEFN will come together into a single, unified engine. Read more about our vision, transition plans and timeline.
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy AJ Brown day to those who celebrate
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
You can make this same argument for communism. Communism itself? Probably fine. But it gets co-opted by, you guessed it, the rich and powerful. It’s one of the reasons I think socialism or socialism-lite (most of Europe) works. It allows competition but has mechanisms to solve for billionaires.
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Respect to all the devs, artists, writers, and many others at Bungie. To the leadership? Fuck you. www.bungie.net/7/en/News/Ar...
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Bungie.net
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Indie Aut. Stuart Miller📖✍️🤓 Believe in yourself & your potential @stuartmiller1.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
18 hrs. ago, Credit @huffpost.com "A LA man gave an impassioned speech calling out state Republicans for their racist gerrymander. “I believe the country as a whole is rebuking your party. Y’all are in a death spiral,” he said. “That’s why y’all have to redistrict. That’s why y’all have to cheat.”
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Gotta say, at this point not using AI is a competitive advantage. The number of times in a day I have to point out something wrong because someone used AI to summarize a meeting or something is ridiculous.
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
My Cousin Grogu
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Go flyers
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Inside of you there are two cars. Both have small penises.
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
#flyers
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a pixelated image of a person with the words look who 's back
ALT: a pixelated image of a person with the words look who 's back
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 21/04/2026
I never doubted my toothless sons
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I prefer my pope to fight crime in the streets like Batman
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Self help books are trash and fiction does a better job of helping you improve your life.
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Found it today that a guy on my block who listened to talk radio loud enough for the entire block to hear has died. I have outlived another of my enemies.
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Do we have to send Venezuela our president now?
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I mean sure the team kinda sucks but still
media.tenor.com
a bald eagle with a yellow arm is standing in front of an american flag ..
Alt: A cool as fuck bird with arms
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Excellent thread. I remain convinced that Fetterman was a different person before his stroke, and that lamb ran maybe the most tone deaf campaign I’ve seen in a long time.
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This is a half time show for the people
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
That’s it, I’m ready to be hurt again
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
It’s deeply ironic that in a world that is more connected than it’s ever been so many people struggle to make connections. We are animals. Apes, specifically. We require a healthy social connections to thrive. AI will not and can not be that. It’s empty calories at best, poison at worst.
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
They walked up to a man who was recording them, and seconds later he was dead on the ground. These people are scum. Absolutely, unequivocally. Anyone who supports this does not deserve kindness, friendship, or family. Abolish DHS. Prosecute ICE. Anything less is appeasement.
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Can we fire Patullo now?
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
So you're telling me these chips ahoy cookies are the size of a family
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
bbc.com
New York synagogue with illegal tunnel receives emergency work orders - BBC News
Officials are concerned about the historic synagogue being compromised by an illegal tunnel below it.
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I’m going to try, as much as I am able, to explain how AI functions and what it can be used for. This will be a thread for sure. I’m a technical architect and consultant and have been having a lot of these conversations lately. Not an expert, but no one is.
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Bear down for midterms
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Watching Rivers and Purdy play last night was like watching the NFLs version of Looper
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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Kevin @greenander.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
BAUN
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