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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

this shit does not work on me. go try it on the centrists who call trans women "biological men."

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Got into my 115 degree car and started makin sounds like “ugha, wagh, huh, aagh” like a video game character taking poison damage

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I don’t have weeds in my garden. Weeds are just plants people don’t want growing in a specific place, and all plants are welcome in my garden* *for now.

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

What we become is all we are.

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Im js the Epic Cycle (including Iliad and Odyssey) is a poetic oral retelling of true events. It’s how the Mycenaean Greeks warred with Troy (and Lukka and Hatti?) at the time of severe environmental distress (drought, earthquakes, etc) kicking off the “Bronze Age Collapse”

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Cross my heart and hope to die

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Bought a bouquet of roses today for someone special*. 😊 *Me. I’m someone special.

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I just spoke to Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes on the phone today. He said that he received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now, he is making preparations for Sadaqah Jariyah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Bings Bongus It’s been a year since I hit the bong thus

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Updating the Alphabet by changing nothing and renaming it the Aybee

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Humans are freaky. What other animals inhale smoke and drink acid? We’re like that scary dude from FernGully

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I wonder if ‘sit’ and ‘shit’ are etymologically related 🤔

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Y’know, fuck this guy.

Chess game review. White knight moves f7. The chess.com coach says it’s a great move that will win a rook with the fork

Same chess game review, whites next move after black moves queen to safety. The chess.com coach says white made a mistake in taking the rook, now standing equal.

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Yeah, I’m a gamer in my 30s. I eat pizza rolls cuz they’re low cholesterol

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Ya’ll ever kiss a fire on the lips?

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I’m so Reddit-pilled (and I barely use Reddit) I thought this was saying Kat “Abagazala” was 16 years old and the vehicle was 17 years old

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

My toxic trait is that I think I could fly* a helicopter. *but not land it

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

“Did those people in ~historical event~ know they were living through significant times?” Yes, everyone who’s ever lived has thought they lived in significant times.

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Chat, I’ve officially done what I’ve long considered impossible: I’ve bought a house!

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Woah, a backbend ouroboros

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

WIP. I’m quite pleased so far. Just the small details left and touch-ups left

A Thousand Sons themed helbrute miniature, front

A Thousand Sons themed helbrute miniature, back

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Just overheard a colleague refer to the “Romance Languages” as the “Love Languages” and a small part of me is screaming

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Emma™️ @cockremover.bsky.social is so kind! I asked her, out of the blue, for $5 and she gave me €7 which isn’t really what I asked for but she didn’t ask any questions or anything! You should DM her if you need cash

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

My only qualm with hyphening last names is, how does that work with future generations? If Jane Smith-Doe marries Karen Stevens-Brown does she take the name Jane Smith-Doe-Stevens-Brown? And then her son John Smith-Doe-Stevens-Brown marries Jill Schumacher-Gibbons-Fraye-Walker does he take the name

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Y’all mind if I yearn for a moment?

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I prefer cat scratches to puppy kisses

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

If you’re Gnostic, it means you gnow things.

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I must not become apathetic. Apathy is the Great Adversary.

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

My younger sibling’s dog leaps and bounds when she’s excited and it’s the most ridiculous and adorable thing

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I don’t have no writer’s bonafides, but what makes a good story? Breathes life into a setting? What gives life in any work of art? Conflict. Friction. Life is conflict in all it’s excitement, all it’s horror. Its base pleasures, fears, desires, hopes, and pain.

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Ancient people be like “what them birds say” Modern people too.

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Some people live at 1.50x playback speed and some people at 0.70x playback speed, and I think that’s beautiful.

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Fr this is why they don’t let you depict The Prophet Muhammad.

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Housing listings that advertise the home as an investment opportunity fill me with a fury deep.

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

FMA Brotherhood was peak and I stopped watching anime afterwards cuz nothing would compare

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Patmandziy6724 said Corinthian helmets are phallic and I can’t unsee it

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Someday, I hope to be like Alexander the Great: dead at 32

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Been sippin that bone achey juice

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Good things come to those who wait. Bad things, too.

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I’ve been accused of being a bot before, but I’m built different.

A chess match, 1st move, white pawn 4H. The game review is surprised at this move

White’s 2nd move, moves rook 3H. The computer chess coach is displeased.

Jackie Chan in a martial arts pose for the movie poster for Drunken Master

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Crazy the doctor’s office can just clip a lil bag clip to your fingertip and get your vitals

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Another clear sign from Heaven of the United States’ lost Mandate

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I consider myself a considerate man, but considering how there is always room for improvement, and considering how I can also fall prey to ignorance, I must reconsider.

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Was writing an oath for my D&D character’s lore and fucked up by repeating the end of a line when transcribing. However, we don’t make mistakes, only happy accidents.