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@greatsaltblake.bsky.social
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Real Househusband of Ozaukee County. Aspiring Small Town Pizza Lawyer

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Uneven season for the team so far of course, but Golden’s sophomore leap has been really exciting to see. Not just the production, but the consistency
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Vikings add Beckham (in order to) thin WR room
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Move over Todd Bonzalez, new Fighting Baseball roster just dropped. Tag yourself, I’m Bash Harmson
Boomer-core AI slop image of a kid getting cut from a baseball team where all the kids have outrageous names
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I almost left a comment asking why nobody had said Brett Hull yet. Pretty clear winner!
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The closest station to me was particularly egregious about this in 2022 and I’ve been going out of my way to avoid filling up there since. When I explain this it makes me sound like a crackpot but the facts are the facts!
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Been to a lot of stadiums/arenas/ballparks in a lot of cities and somehow AmFam consistently has the longest security lines of anyone. This even includes the World Cup
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hit a tater out the stadier for monster cash
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Me, tonight, disrupting bedtime when Paul drafts Khalil Shakir one pick before me in round 10:
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Spiritual successor to Verne Lundquist’s all-timer
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Tiger Woods YOU SUCK!
YouTube video by CoasterBob62
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
GLAZ will not forget this indignity
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Solidarity from this subscriber and ex-journalist
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Honestly kinda shocking they’re not even taking the layup option of slow-playing the investigation then only punishing the Clippers now that they’re bad
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
That was the first Tigers game I ever went to, a couple days after moving to Michigan! A Porcello Maddux with somehow no strikeouts or walks. Just get em all out and let’s go home
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I love the incomprehensible ones
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Fitting replacement for Woodruff (both started in the 2018 NLDS game 1)
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I still think about the breakfast sandwich and basque cake and also I try not to still think about how long we waited in line for them
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Jonah Hill rubs his eyes in frustration with text “i guess bro”
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’m progressive but was open to voting for a more moderate candidate in the primary if one looked really strong for the general, just…none of them did. Hong is lapping the field on organization and ground game. The electability argument for a moderate only works if they demonstrate some electability
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Advertising works: a great big sundae with a cherry on top sounds great now
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I wouldn’t bet on Barnes falling in line to back Crowley. The effort to coalesce behind Crowley was specifically a middle finger to Barnes
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Under the tutelage…of Randy Tutelage
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Featuring a shot of Lumumba Vea in the halftime show after denying his tourist visa…that’s World Cup Magic baby
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m so much more excited for this season than I could have imagined for the first year post-Giannis. Yeah they won’t contend, but a young team with a chance to surprise is so much more fun as a fan than an old team guaranteed to disappoint
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
On one hand this has to be humiliating for Gary Trent. But on the other hand I would gladly accept 64 million dollars in exchange for the league effectively announcing that they believe I stink at basketball
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The outdoors:
Genius lyric card for “Smoko” by The Chats with the lyric “I’m on smoko so leave me alone” superimposed over a still image from the music video that features the lead singer/bassist and drummer
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A couple of grand slams and the Brewers are right back into this one
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Why not go after Mahrez instead to capitalize on all the Algeria fans in the area
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
🏆 Survived the longest of any concacaf team
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I could have told Brazil to leave Haaland unmarked at the top of the box for a fraction of the cost of Carlo Ancelotti’s salary
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
He’s soccer Gronk
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Painstakingly removing the letters TOKOUN PO from my jersey and rearranging the remaining ANTE M
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
As a Lithuanian Bucks fan I have been wishing for a 🇱🇹 player in Milwaukee for years. But nevertheless sorry to everyone that I wished on a monkey’s paw for it
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
🐆 🇨🇩 😎
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Excited to find out soon if my hottest World Cup take, “DR Congo are better than you think they are”, will go up in flames immediately
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I think Casey Mize makes sense if (when) Arnold decides the price on Skubal is too high
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Cape Verde
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I have no recollection whatsoever of someone named Jaylen Adams playing for the Bucks in the 2020s
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Congratulations to Coughing Baby
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Switzerland should hire me to coach, since, as a father, I have lots of experience telling others not to play with their food
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ya know, I just keep coming back to the Kevin Durant Team USA quote
Photo of Kevin Durant in a Team USA basketball jersey with superimposed quote:

“A lot of bull**** happens in our country. But a lot of great things happen too.”
- Kevin Durant on patriotism, playing for Team USA
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ha! Looks like I was leaving the zoo at around the same time
Storm clouds appearing over the Milwaukee County Zoo, facing west from the parking lot.
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
If the Bucks get back the NBA equivalent of Jared Verse and a first, I don’t hate it
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This paper could just as easily have been written about Peppa Pig
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Decades of bad blood between Scotland and Curaçao finally boiling over
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Sheesh how’s that for Remembering A Guy, what’s Kevin Pittsnogle up to these days
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Where to cop the state of Wisconsin outline cap??
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Chile Dog
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Recreating the two-fisted slopper ad but with peanuts
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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Now that’s what I call guys who played 65 regular season games!
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