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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Move over Todd Bonzalez, new Fighting Baseball roster just dropped. Tag yourself, I’m Bash Harmson

Boomer-core AI slop image of a kid getting cut from a baseball team where all the kids have outrageous names

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Featuring a shot of Lumumba Vea in the halftime show after denying his tourist visa…that’s World Cup Magic baby

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

🏆 Survived the longest of any concacaf team

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I could have told Brazil to leave Haaland unmarked at the top of the box for a fraction of the cost of Carlo Ancelotti’s salary

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Painstakingly removing the letters TOKOUN PO from my jersey and rearranging the remaining ANTE M

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

As a Lithuanian Bucks fan I have been wishing for a 🇱🇹 player in Milwaukee for years. But nevertheless sorry to everyone that I wished on a monkey’s paw for it

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Excited to find out soon if my hottest World Cup take, “DR Congo are better than you think they are”, will go up in flames immediately

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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Cape Verde

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Switzerland should hire me to coach, since, as a father, I have lots of experience telling others not to play with their food

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Time to fire off an amateur birdwatching meme in celebration of spotting an osprey today

Tuxedo Bugs Bunny meme.
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I wish all red-winged blackbirds a very shut up for a second

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Never mind, Bucks don’t need Paolo Bankuzma

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Me trying to list off who the Timberwolves still have now that half their team is injured:

NFL Pro Set trading card of Vikings guard Randall McDaniel

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

The Orlando Magic are one of the few teams that exist at the intersection of: 1. Win-Now Mode 2. Down Bad enough to push all-in for Giannis 3. Have actual stuff to trade. Also a proud legacy of being “the other team” for hall of fame big men

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Getting the chalk out again

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Happy Opening Day to all the old (and old at heart) guys at Miller Park today saying “good day to have a roof!” to each other

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Coincidentally, 83 is the number of guesses it would have taken me to get to Bam Adebayo if someone had asked me at the start of the season who was likeliest to score 83 points in a game

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

The only thing that can save the NBA all star game is if Dave Tesh joins the live performance

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Congratulations to avid Bucks fans Joe Biden, David Spade and Curtis Granderson

Milwaukee Bucks survey request email. Text:

This survey takes just 10 minutes, and everyone who completes it will be entered to win several great prizes, including a $250 Bucks Pro Shop gift card, and tickets to a Bucks game or live event at Fiserv Forum! Three winners will be selected; one for each of these prizes: a $250 Bucks Pro Shop gift card, and tickets to a Bucks game or live event at Fiserv Forum! Congratulations to last round's winners: Joe B., David S., and Curtis G.!

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

In a surprising turn of events, every NBA player except Giannis Antetokounmpo will be traded before the deadline

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Pescara mentioned 🐬🐬🐬

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Since we’re on the topic of Milwaukee-New York trades

Giannis thumbs down: “Bucks trade Giannis to Knicks for scraps”

Giannis thumbs up: “Knicks trade KAT to Bucks for scraps”

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Fernando Mendoza is a fraud! He just stat pads against joke programs like Ohio State and Alabama

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

To be honest this does provide a little context for why the Bucks ticket sales office has been contacting me so aggressively for the past couple days

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

All right so maybe Brosmer is not the guy either

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Taking the kids to their first Bucks game today! Excited to bore them to tears explaining that I lobbied the Bucks to draft Domantas Sabonis and then they went and took Thon Maker instead

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Million-dollar idea: a Mechanical Turk that sucks

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

TIRED: JailBlazers WIRED: Federal PrisonBlazers

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Deftly closing the curtains so no passersby can see me clapping like a seal during the NBA on NBC intro

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Honestly I felt worse after the 2018 NLCS. This team is full of young guys and randos and the farm system is stacked. Feels like you can reload. 2018 felt more like a fleeting opportunity to catch lightning in a bottle to me

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Credit where due: winning the series clincher entirely with solo homers was a good bit

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Can’t believe he pulled Ashby with a three-hitter in progress

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Finally an opportunity to build the Relievers Who Rake grid www.immaculategrid.com/remember

Immaculate Grid “Remember Some Guys” grid featuring Dan Jennings, Will Ohman, Esteban Yan, Zack Britton, Jeurys Familia, Jake Faria, Oliver Drake, Will Smith (pitcher), and Trent Thornton. All of them have career batting averages above .333

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

I went to “Tall Ships in Port Washington” and all I saw was these tall ships in Port Washington

Well it’s a photo of some tall ships docked in Port Washington, WI. In the foreground is the Liberty Clipper from Boston, MA

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Jake “Rake” Bauers cleans up the 2025 award with “luther” by Kendrick Lamar and SZA

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Any time I hear hail start to hit the windows I reflexively think “and heeeeere come the pretzels”

The Simpsons screenshot of angry baseball fans throwing hard pretzels onto the field

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Very easy to get the kids excited about home composting. “Hey you guys wanna help me dump some worms into this pile of trash?” Of course!

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

New sentence alert: The pope and I have both gotten to see Bobby Jenks pitch live

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

TIRED: What if the president became pope? WIRED: What if the pope became president?

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Well I’ve already seen a Jazz fan declare Lauri Markkanen off-limits in a potential Giannis trade. We are in for an endless stream of nonsense

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Am I a joke to you Ticketmaster

Screenshot of email inbox featuring an email from Ticketmaster with subject line “Bucks - May Schedule”

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Blake @greatsaltblake.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Sports bluesky has come a long way, to the point that I was going to be legitimately disappointed if it had an outage during the draft

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