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Moochin' on BlueSky now 'cos Threads permanently banned me for saying I would feed 00 buck to any masked 'agents' presenting at my front door and dispose of their carcasses in the woods....

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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't know, I think if we brought her back now the smell would be pretty off-putting.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Needs a new paint job"...
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hardly think the residents of Blaenau Ffestiniog* need more depressants in their lives. * "The aresehole of the world"
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Star Wars Cantina Bartender Refuses Service
ALT: Star Wars Cantina Bartender Refuses Service
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They are in a good mood because their team beat the Tennessee Titans yesterday.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Their circumcision song was better: "One, Two, Drip on my shoe Three, Four, Not any more"
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The truck is for not dying when the weather is bad (the Camaro is no bueno in the snow...). Not quite as economical as they could be.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And then somehow missed the 40 yard one....
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm similar - I have a V8 Camaro but I only drive it on weekends or if the weather is really nice, the rest of the time I drive my other car. Which, admittedly, is a truck with a Hemi V8 but same basic principle, right ?
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I thought he pulled over because he needed a poo !
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We once rented a 'Ford Focus or similar' - turns out '..or similar' was an F-150, which, granted, is still a Ford but....
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem wasn't the color of their skin (not all of them were white) - it was the richness of their parents.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cabbage has no place in a sandwich. That's rueful enough.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think the next person that uses the term 'laser focused' should be taken out and cut in half with a laser.
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons Mr Bont Laser Trap
ALT: The Simpsons Mr Bont Laser Trap
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I reckon you could have done better than 9-8.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They are constantly fucking these up because no health care professional who can get the IV in properly will take part and the pharma companies won't sell them drugs that work to do it so some moron has to try and do it with drugs that won't do the job. They would be better off with a firing squad.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At least use a hundred, have some class man !
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If it rains every car on there will dissolve into a pile of rust...
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Money can't buy happiness but it is the solution to a lot of causes of unhappiness.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me too...
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And they still somehow lost 😁
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He only wants to keep City in the league because it means there is a team in there that can beat Liverpool on the regular - his team Everton are not up to the job....
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What are tongues for ?
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Checks out.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
... the standard fiat drive cycle is per the picture below, do that then take for testing. If the check engine light comes back on then leave the car to dry for a good while (like a week or two) and try again. Additionally, not all check engine codes are emissions failures, it depends on the code.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you don't have comprehensive then the insurance will not pay - I would get the codes cleared, the person clearing the codes will also be able to tell you if the car is reporting 'ready' or 'not ready' for emissions testing. If it is ready then you are good to go, if it is not ready then ...
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If it was all due to the water damage, put the car in a big tub of rice for a few days and it should be OK....
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AlfaOBD will clear the codes but the car may still not pass emissions testing until the it has been run for long enough - after codes are cleared the ECU will report 'not ready for testing' until it has run for around 20-30 miles at speed as some faults do not show immediately on start up.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did the Browns have two bye weeks ? How are they 2 games behind the Jets ?
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not an expert but I reckon being a massive twat hurt him more.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Backpack FTW.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was always 'mobile phone' for what we now have, car phones were just that and 'portable' phones were wireless house phones attached to a base station and a land line (with a big antenna for the early ones - pictured)
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This 👆- When your dog licks your face it's not kissing you, it wants you to barf your dinner up so it can eat it.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm no kink shamer but are you sure you want the testicles to have a big grin and googly eyes ?
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It won't change anything, car manufacturers are not going to go changing basic design features that take years to develop on the basis of laws changing for 2 years in just one market.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No, once you shave the hair off it definitely just looks like a testicle.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Where else would we learn essential defense information other than 80's movies ?
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I agree with all that you have said but you should know that DEFCON 5 is the lowest level of alertness - normal peace time. DEFCON 1 is what you wanted to say.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just in case any congress representatives were wondering...
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thrud the Barbarian is the single greatest work in the fantasy genre of all time.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Race ?
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Easy choice - the Camaro because you can get that small block up to eleventy-billion HP easily.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Jets ? So sorry for your troubles.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Burnham's not a northener, he's a scouser.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A human museum about crab history or a museum about human history for crabs ? Inquiring minds need to know.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How are you going to cut a tiddlywink in half ?
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have seen this meme all over today and not one person seems to see that 'new car sales' are not 'transitioning entirely to EVs' - the actual rate of EV use in Norway is less than 1/3 (better than almost all countries but far from 'transitioned entirely')
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's the best part - the way to afford environmentally sound EV's is to sell oil to everybody else and let them fuck the planet up whilst you pretend to have a clear conscience.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm beginning to suspect he might not be the genius he told us he was.
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