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@greatbu.bsky.social
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Moochin' on BlueSky now 'cos Threads permanently banned me for saying I would feed 00 buck to any masked 'agents' presenting at my front door and dispose of their carcasses in the woods....

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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fucking hell, Tigger and Pooh haven't aged well....
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You have to be careful if you are a pet owner involved in organized crime these days - the FBI might seduce your dog and pump it for information....
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pictorial proof that it is occasionally clean....
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
OK reaper, we gave you Dolly and Tim now you have to take just one more 80 year old to complete the deal.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What kind of world let's Dolly die when Trump lives ??
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tell me that's not the face of someone who regrets spending the 4 week Summer break wanking his knob off and now his wrist don't work no more.... #F1 www.bbc.com/sport/formul...
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Formula 1: Isack Hadjar to miss Dutch Grand Prix with wrist injury
Red Bull's Isack Hadjar will miss this weekend's Dutch Grand Prix after injuring his wrist during the summer break.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
So we're not going to let Iran, who might be terrorists, have a nuclear weapon but we are going to let Saudi Arabia, who literally did 9/11, have some ?
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think it probably is a Black and White answer...
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
When Trump announces whatever made up claptrap about election fraud later on, the entire room full of reporters should just burst out laughing like the audience at a Netflix comedy special, tears running down their cheeks - see how he reacts.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If we start excluding politicians from government just because they are brain dead, who does that leave to run the country ??
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's nice that Taylor and Travis gave $26 million to charity but let's not pretend that it's any different financially to them than me giving $26 to charity. They're not saints, they're billionaires.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Just to sum up for those wondering, the amazing new Iran peace deal is: - USA withdraws from Iran and promises not to interfere - Hormuz re-opened "under Iranian control" - We give Iran $300BN - We lift all sanctions on Iranian oil and energy - Israel stops bombing Lebanon - Iran promises no nukes.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I guess "Suicide by Diarrhea" is one way to deal with your grief...
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Posters be aware - When posting a picture of a known-to-be-tiny car next to a known-to-be-huge truck, you are not making the genius revolutionary observation you think you are.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slightly increase a band Iron girl who has had a few shags but not that many
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Slightly diminish a book: The Owner of the Rings.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Those Cherethims had better watch themselves, Pete Kegseth is coming for them. Oh no, wait, he didn't actually read Ezekiel after all....
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
All those virtue signallers out there telling us not to use TACO as it trivializes a serious event need to remember - we use it because laughing at Trump is the #1 hands-down most effective tactic against him, he hates being laughed at far more than being threatened with impeachment or the 25th A.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The picture captured at 8pm EST tonight showing an astronaut on the Artemis space capsule shitting into a plastic bag because the toilet is broken whilst looking out of the window at the flash of light from the nuclear explosion in Tehran will be 2026 in a nutshell. Buckle up !
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Will Hallmark be coming out with Power Plant Day and Bridge Day cards ? Do we get the day off work ?
Trump is a moron and will do absolutely anything to stop us talking about the Epstein files and the fact that he is a pedo.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Ford Flex EV - why is that not a thing ? Perfect shape for an EV (long and low, plenty of floor to put a battery in) - 3 rows, versatile space, AWD, massive frunk, flat floor so cabin space would be great - would sell like hot cakes. #cars #ford
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Wired is just better in every way: - Better sound - Cheaper - 99% lower chance of losing them - 100% lower chance of running out of battery - All the same functionality as Bluetooth ones - Will never lose pairing or suffer compression buffering or RF interference www.bbc.com/future/artic...
bbc.com
Wired headphone sales are exploding. What's with the Bluetooth backlash?
Is the return of wired headphones driven by a simple desire for better sound quality or is it part of a backlash against modern tech? Thomas Germain tries to find out.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Have we officially reached the point where "Team America : World Police" is just a documentary ?
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Hope is a fine thing but the election result in Gorton ends in a Nigel Farage Prime Ministership. Reform coming second in a race that Labour won by a 13,000 majority last time (and historically was a Labour 30k+ majority) is not the good news you think it is.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Best one ever. Nermal squeezing one out.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The Donald posting AI generated imagery of the USA conquering Greenland is hilarious, especially when you remember who those people that landed in boats on Greenland were...I had a quick go at some AI slop too...
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
There's something immensely liberating about unconditionally blocking every single account you see on your feed with the faded out speech bubble indicating restricted responders that don't include you....
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
QOTD: What car do you want most, but know would be an absolutely miserable experience to own?
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
So the USA has invaded a southern neighbor and deposed their dictator. Seems like a shining example for other countries *cough*Canada*cough*
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
We need to be able to set an expiry date on posts, I keep seeing game time comments on football games that happened over a week ago !
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
When reading the Epstein files release, if you just mentally replace any black bars with "Then Donald Trump raped a child" you won't be far wrong.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
To everyone commenting on the Kennedy Center renaming BS, the only correct answer is: "Release the Epstein Files - none of this other shit will distract us from you being a pedo"
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Can we get a feature added to set an expiry date for our posts ? Like if you are commenting on a live sporting event you probably don't want that appearing 2 days later on my discover feed... #bluesky
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Will EA introduce a 'Peace Prize' Achievement in FIFA 26 ?
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
@lalabiso.bsky.social I didn't make you anything, I just called out what I saw.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
If you appear on my feed with a post that I am prevented from replying to you are automatically blocked. I don't care why, if you don't want my pearls of wisdom then I should not have to put up with yours.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Car history displayed as displacement/HP... 1.3/55 1.5/83 2.5/138 2.0/155 2.3/225 1.3/82 1.9/124 3.6/305 5.0/435 6.2/482 #cars
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
PSA: - If your car 'breaks' it won't go. - If your car doesn't 'brake' it won't stop. Learn the difference people !
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Reskeet with a time you looked cool.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Like every other social media platform, BlueSky needs a setting that prevents me seeing any posts on my feed (discover or following) that prevents me from responding. If you don't want my response then I should not have to see your post at all.
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
On the plus side, Trump sucking off Clinton is probably the only consensual sexual activity that ever happened at Epstein's house...
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Why are people having difficulty with reviving James Bond ? Just set any new movies in an earlier time period - there has never been any implication (other than the technology and cars etc) that the movies are in chronological order (and if we are going by that measure the guy is 80+ years old...)
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Great Bu @greatbu.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Welp, there goes no-nut November.
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