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Grayson Hoffman

@graysonhoffman.bsky.social
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Beleaguered editor, professional proofreader. Wrestling! Comics! Coffee! And dogs and kitties. Pizza helps too.

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Lake Michigan @lakemichigan13.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This one goes out to Dr Bryan Huffman of Holland MI who has met his goal of swimming across all 5 of us. 🌊🌊
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's the same for proofreaders and editors too. In some cases I'm now making less per page than I did 10 years ago, since it's all third-party jobs and gig work, compared with when I was working directly with actual publishers. How can you sustain a professional life like this?
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Lake Michigan @lakemichigan13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday sparkles 🌊🌊
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Live for those who aren’t with us anymore.
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is simple, but so many others would’ve had the ego trip and let the fans cheer the mere thought of the upcoming performance. PAC was for the performance, not himself. Had no problem doing the right thing and taking the moment away to make sure Will got full cheers.
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm glad you picked up on the lighter to Akira.
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This sounds like a good opening line of a short story.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Lake Michigan @lakemichigan13.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It was pastels last night up topside 🌊🌊
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My son's take on it was Kara wasn't saying it was wrong to kill the villain, it was that a child shouldn't kill someone because it would then shape the rest of her life. Kara is an adult and takes on the weight/consequences of killing him for her. My son liked this movie a lot. I thought it was OK.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Maybe all of these people really do think that AI can become that powerful, and therefore dangerous. Maybe they’ve convinced themselves that’s the case because their livelihoods depend on it. It doesn’t matter because either way, they’re full of shit.” www.sfgate.com/local/articl...
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SF's AI-run store is losing money fast. After a visit, I'm not surprised.
SFGATE's Drew Magary visited Andon Market and all he got was a lousy soda.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I got the Gator Days compilation on Patreon up to date through August. It's free to view with no account needed. www.patreon.com/FieldExplore...
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Gator Days - Full Compilation (Up to date through August 2026) | FieldExplores
This should include all canon Gator Days comics up through August 2026 in the order they were posted publicly. There are around two dozen co
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tranquil.
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I should use this as an example the next time a puzzled writer asks me to explain passive voice edits.
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This makes me remember the days when my son was going to Davis and would take the train home for the weekend, and I would pick him up at the station after work.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Overpass - Gator Days
Overpass - Gator Days

Characters

Gustopher - Alligator Boy

Panel 1

Setting - An overpass at sunset.

Gustopher at an overpass watching the traffic go by underneath. The setting sun has brought out the shadows around him.

Gustopher (thinking): There's a lot of cars down there.

Panel 2

Down below are several cars going by. Gustopher contemplates the amount of people around him. Light shines through the windows of the surrounding buildings.

Gustopher (thinking): Lots of people I don't know. All with their own lives.

Panel 3

Gustopher rests his arms on the overpass guardrail. The light behind him is starting to fade away as the stars are coming out.

Gustopher (thinking): We're all in one spot for a moment. Then we're not.

Panel 4

The sun has set the and the sky is filled with stars. Gustopher has left the overpass and it is now empty.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"... And farther below Lake Ontario takes in what Lake Erie can send her..." Just saying.
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I wanted these mascots so much! I used to stare at this page in the catalog and just wish I could get them all. That Christmas, I got the 49ers one. This pic really brought back a ton of youthful memories.
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Lake Michigan @lakemichigan13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This goes out in honor of Dolly Parton - a shining light to the world. Thank you for sharing your immense talent and for putting books in the hands of children all over the world. 🌊🌊
The Charlevoix breakwater lighthouse and a turquoise Lake Michigan
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I still have a copy of this book! The Miss Pickerell books were my favorites to check out from the library when I started reading chapter books, and I bought this one from a library book sale.
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Been there. My take is that when they're older an important thing they will remember is that you spent a lot of time with them. My son is an adult now and still laughs about times we had at toy shows searching for stuff, though I can remember some of those days then were not good days.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Good afternoon. Fuck prediction markets. www.sfgate.com/bayarea/arti...
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The worst people in the world are gambling on California wildfires
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary writes on prediction markets hitting new lows.
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Called family in the Midwest last night and while talking with them heard what sounded like a bookcase falling over. "What's that!" They said oh, it's thunder. Big storm there, with huge lightning strikes.
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Are you and your dog OK now? Scary times.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Jobs!
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preternia @preternia.com · 24/07/2026
Four Horsemen Infinite Legions Skeleton Warriors, preorders open August 7th with more details to come.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is real and it’s gonna be spectacular. MST3K old-fart reunion in actual movie theaters! Right next to the freakin Minions!!
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I got paired with Kenny! www.tbs.com/AEWquiz
Kenny Omega pic and description for tag team challenge pairing at tbs.com
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“Data centers—bland, inert structures that add no aesthetic or intellectual value to the landscape they’re built on—stand as the physical embodiment of the AI sector’s grotesque avariciousness.” www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
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If you don't hate data centers yet, boy do I have news for you
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary writes the hater's guide to data centers.
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Nice owl sand sculpture from the summer festival held in my sister's town.
Owl sand sculpture from summer festival held in Michigan
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
In Midwestern rural areas, moms did not want random kids who were playing in the yard trooping through the kitchen on hot, summer days asking for cups of water, so, "Use the hose!" was pretty common in our neighborhood.
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Another view of my neighbor's cute garden artichokes. I like their purple flattop look.
Artichoke plants with purple tops growing by a brick wall.
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Not surprised, since publishers have decided they don't need to pay for professional proofreaders and copy editors.
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My neighbor's artichokes have sprouted cute hairstyles:
Artichokes with blue and pink type hair growing on top.
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Pr🎃rk @prork.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I thought this was a confusingly booked mixed tag match, and honestly, I'd have been down for it. #AEW
AEW Dynamite Beach Break featuring Jon Moxley, AEW womens world champion the toxic spider Thekla, Darby Allin, and two time AEW Owen Hart Cup winner the CEO Mercedes Mone
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 03/07/2026
Hey, let's #AEWCollision!
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Leann Hill @leannhill.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I recently watched the entirety of #traitorsus. Since #alancumming is just amazing, I made a piece highlighting some of his most memorable outfits from the show.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Star Fox plush available for preorder on Nintendo Store buff.ly/a4EVoWZ
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Michael Brooks 🇬🇧 @michael.brooks4.com · 24/06/2026
The last time Ospreay and ELP wrestled, in NJPW in 2023, this awesome stretch happened.... They roll it back tonight 🔥🔥🔥🔥 #AEW #NJPW
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
A relative once told me I wear the adult equivalent of toddler clothes, where everything is pull-on with no zippers or buttons.
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I enjoy them too!
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Grayson Hoffman @graysonhoffman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I still have my pica/points ruler and a transparent cap E chart!
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Adameus Mantooth @adameusjmantooth.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
#AEW #AEWDynamite
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The San Francisco Giants will have this incredible Worlds Pikachu jersey as part of a special ticket package on August 27th vs. the D-backs 🔥 The night will include specially-themed activations and conclude with a Pokémon drone show 😮
Front and back images of the San Francisco Giants Worlds Pikachu jersey. Oracle Park can be seen in the background.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"Sites like ours need traffic to survive, and writers like me need those sites to stay alive to remain employed. Now Google, which is set as the default search engine in nearly every piece of tech you consume, is poised to cut off their oxygen supply altogether." www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
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Google hates you
"The repercussions of Google's pivot to AI will be vast and horrid."
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All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 18/05/2026
#AEWDynamite/#AEWCollision 8/7c TBS & HBO Max This Wednesday, 5/20! AEW Continental Title Eliminator Jon Moxley vs Kyle O'Reilly Mox injured O'Reilly taking him out of the Continental Classic. Kyle has Mox’s number, beating him in their last two fights & can earn a future title shot, WEDNESDAY!
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Sometimes known as Chu @camdencottage.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Can’t wait for the NFL’s salute to cold beer, pickup trucks, girls in pickup trucks, cold beer in girls’ pickup trucks and freedom to drink cold girls in pickup beers full of trucks
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DC @dc.com · 18/05/2026
Are you afraid? #Lanterns premieres August 16 on @hbomax.bsky.social.
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Comic Book Yeti 🎃 @comicbookyeti.com · 17/05/2026
For anyone interested, I just started a petition to get anything created using generative AI disqualified from Eisner Award consideration moving forward. Please consider signing and sharing. www.change.org/no-ai-at-the...
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Sign the Petition
No AI At The Eisners
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