Newt Calkins @graynewt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026ICE Batman villains. Coming to a peaceful protest near you. 000
Newt Calkins @graynewt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Without downloading any new photos, where are you at mentally? 010
Newt Calkins @graynewt.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Hey, two violent narcissistic assholes grinning at their overblown self-regard! I bet they're both just awful conversationalists. 000
Newt Calkins @graynewt.bsky.social · 25/04/2026If you're on Bluesky telling other Bluesky accounts what is and isn't worth their time and effort to post, and you're doing it in a helpfully self-righteous tone, let me share an image. 100
Newt Calkins @graynewt.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Honorable mention. My favorite book for a very long time and certainly my favorite protagonist. Einstein the dog, not the human couple. 000
Newt Calkins @graynewt.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Is there any more perfect visual metaphor for this administration? 100
Newt Calkins @graynewt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025One of the greatest comedy leading ladies of all time. I know some of that legacy has awkward associations now but her explosive charm and power to control a funny scene among the funniest company are undeniable. 000
Newt Calkins @graynewt.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Are we sure this is the Texas National Guard invading Chicago and not an elaborate Bill Swerski Super Fans sketch? 000
Newt Calkins @graynewt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Your columnist who cares about the AI model's virginity: 001
Newt Calkins @graynewt.bsky.social · 23/09/2025There's only one Miran I would trust with the Fed. IYKYK.* *If you don't know, maybe don't search her at work. 000
Newt Calkins @graynewt.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2? 100
Newt Calkins @graynewt.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Dammit. I read this too late. Oh well. At least I sent along a cheery UK import attachment. And it's a comic book, so literacy won't be required on their part! 120
Newt Calkins @graynewt.bsky.social · 28/02/2025All due respect to her, I have to keep yelling at my dumb 90s comedy brain to stop confusing Francesca Fiorentini with the Scott Thompson international film sensation. 000
Newt Calkins @graynewt.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Finally started on this show. Silly that I kept putting it off given how hard it appeals to several of my interests. The pilot has romcom elements, punk music, goofy musical numbers (one of which involved sock puppets), fantasy cutaway sequences, and a crazy charming cast. 010