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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is the most accurate thing that has ever been on the internet.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It’s great that you’re doing this again, thank you!

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

These sort of deep cuts is why you are only one two Patreons I support.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Definitely been to plowing contest in Orkney. In the youth division the parents get so heated they might as well be American Little League parents, just screaming at little Einar as he plows wee furrows in the beach.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Your argument still stands because the rank and file murderers are still safe. To the extent this army of divorced dads thinks at all, they’ll probably feel even safer after this.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

You are 1,000 percent correct. The Dems will say, “job done” and vote to keep funding these motherfuckers unless we all keep up the pressure.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Seeing his reaction to the UAW dude, I am convinced that if someone called him a pedoprotector every time he spoke publicly he’d stroke out within two days.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Do the folks at CBS News know what happened to Lord Haw-Haw? Nobody tell them.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

“Silent Partner” is another classic in the “John Candy had much more range than you thought” genre.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I have no comment to make about this that won’t get me a knock on my door.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

We want a prosecution. Get on it.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Alternatively, who will win the Piano Man’s treasure?

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

The bar slaughter in ‘Near Dark’?

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Plot twist: you’ve been dead this whole time and just got Ghost Whispered.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

This is a good reminder that I need to own this on Blu Ray. When either this or War of the Gargantuas came on Philly 57 as a kid it was “cancel all plans” (aka fucking around on our bikes) and glue ourselves to the TV.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

I swore the same thing but am working on sorting the field schedule for January…until my wife wakes up and kills me. Have a great holiday!

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

I am very stoked to read this (and am a subscriber to your Patreon) but was still working my balls off until pretty much this very moment. Being an avowed “Chaotic Neutral” enthusiast I’m bummed this whole book won’t get finished.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Hahaha that’s an old favorite of mine!

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Are the Trump people too stupid to understand the realities of Venezuelan “oil” orrrrrr are we much closer to running out of oil (whatever that means) than the fossil fuel industry will cop too? I’m not usually so tin foil hat but I do wonder sometimes if things aren’t much worse than we all think.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

I get what you’re saying for sure. I don’t mean to be so flip about it, because there’s far too many people out there that think like him, but man, that article is shit from a butt.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

The summer Pokémon go dropped I was in a very tiny town in the far north of Scotland and saw 3 hulking dudes lurking by the ATM. My America brain said, “do not get money out” and as I walked by them I heard one say, “Oh Buey, I got me a charazard!”

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

I made it a couple of paragraphs before I wanted to commit a felony. Holy fuck. How brain dead do you have to be write something like that?

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Had that exact morning yesterday. Totally struck out creatively. It sucks but it happens.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Its peak Democrat establishment.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

You deserve it! But the fact that her book even got published and has had so much press is proof of how impossibly out of touch and twitter brained the media is these days. People are suffering, why should they give a hoot about someone sexting RFK? That’s like the least monstrous thing he’s done.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Peak Virginia is a pickup truck covered in gun decals, with a single Minion decal for good measure, being flummoxed by a traffic circle. I love that the 2A motherfuckers who dream about an another Civil War will get annihilated the first time the 3rd Fem Boy Battalion leads them into a roundabout.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

The Warner archive also cranks out some great stuff on Blu Ray but shit, I guess no longer? Fuuuuuuuuck

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I truly believe the life time McDonald’s is going to do its work sooner than later and that MAGA won’t survive without him BUT it’s going to take decades to Unfuck this.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

You have to kill those other 3,090 Seger heads, Highlander Style. Then you’ll receive the Silver Bullet Band quickening.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

This. SCOTUS is going to try and save the GOP from themselves but Walmart ain’t gonna cut prices.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Though to be fair, I was cutting survey transects way pre covid and two teens that were parking were not dissuaded at all by the presence of a large hairy man with a machete. Validated slasher movies a good five years before Trump made everyone stupid to own the Libs.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Yeah, it’s fucking wild that we have live in a world that has validated every dumb character in a horror movie trope, yet we have.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Very underrated and Scott’s prequels and “Romulus” have made it age very well.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Catfood has names like, “flaked salmon entrees for demure princesses” and dog food has names like “WILD MEAT CHUNKS FOR WOLVES THAT STAND FOR THE FLAG AND KNEEL FOR THE CROSS.”

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Richard Pettigrew @wiglet1981.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

I think the Nuzzi scandal doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things but it does make me laugh when I picture Larry David reading these articles about his old coworker.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

I’ve been in editing land (with occasional short story cheats) for the length of your 600x150 but it’s really been great to read and super inspiring. Thank you!

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Passed a coyote in an empty field today. The coyote was the size of a small deer but even before I knew what it was, I knew it wasn’t a deer. When deer move they’re on the lookout for…whereas a coyote or any predator really, is looking for. It’s a minor distinction but it means everything.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Target Moms think no deeper about Fleetwood Mac than stealing Stevie’s aesthetic for photo shoots in fields with little Braxton and McKinley and their doughy husbands. They totally miss the fact that lyrically speaking Fleetwood Mac is heavier than Crowbar.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Berserk movie. The VHS cover haunted me as a youth and when I was saw it as an adult I was not disappointed.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Same deal as listening to a classic rap record or pushing it all the way back to Gil Scott Heron…it’s almost like shit ain’t changed.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

My mom saw his Loafness in the Latin Casino (same Jersey club as in ‘the Irishman’) back in the day and always gets this far off look on her face when describing the show. My nickname became ‘Loaf Son’ for YEARS after I foolishly relayed that information to my buddies.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Won’t someone think about those expensive corporate leases!

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Damn straight! I would not want to tangle with Roddy McDowell while he was having a nic fit after hours in the make up chair.

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Andy Martin @grassapewrites.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Between the glorious bathrooms and the shockingly good 8 dollar BBQ sammich Buccees is a true friend of the touring band.

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