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life is a party and i’m the piñata t.me/thisgoat @cabrecouture.bsky.social

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grape @grapeschitz.com · 28/09/2026
do any other cultures have a tradition where they tell you to take a bite of your birthday cake and then slam your whole face into it? (ignore the sheep getup, or not 🐑)
procreate screenshot of drawing of marten smiling with a goat in sheep’s clothing, who’s face is full of cake frosting. lit by a polaroid flash.
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 23/09/2026
I thought I’d be nervous, but you make it really easy
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 16/09/2026
same
Unidentified artist
Possibly Mexican 
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 15/09/2026
every time we talk it feels like a balancing act
squirrel and goat conversing.
“being brave but i hide it well” text reads over their heads
inside the goat is a visual of him trying to balance on a high-wire above a skyline. gusts of wind throwing his balance. comparing the situation visually versus emotionally
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 10/09/2026
should talk to a friend but i should probably get some sleep
sweaty upset goat in bed, looking up with text that reads: “night before flying out to a con. thinking of every obnoxious thing i've ever said to the people i'm looking forward to hanging out with”
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 08/09/2026
based on a true story
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 02/09/2026
things i ate in august
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 24/08/2026
rotted and empty also some piñata gore
turns out, all the candy had rotted
did what it took to stop it.
even cut myself in half
but now i’m empty inside
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 20/08/2026
the dotted lines between species gets muddy
alright! that should do it!
Bach snaps a pig nose onto Grapeñata’s face from behind. fit with a pair of rubber pig claws.

“knock yourself out!”
Bach pushes Grapeñata into a pit of mud to play “what a mess! you have fun? let’s get this cleaned off you”
Bach, without his hat, picks up a Grapeñata who is completely covered in mud after playing for a while. 

“huh.. strap fall off while you were playing?”
dotted lines where the elastic snout strap was. truly curious. and, why is he PINK?“hmm.. these look new as well!”
dotted lines where Grape’s horns and ears were.. unfortunately, things are starting to make sense..

“you know what? why don’t you play for a whole longer?”
Bach drops Grape back into the mud while he thinks of what this all means
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 14/08/2026
first time in another guy’s room
“sorry about the mess on the floor by the way!”
“oh don’t worry, it’s nothing!”

“ehehehe boy stuff”
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 03/08/2026
smaller things in the back 🖼️
old photo from the badger’s glory days of him willing the tiger belt various collectibles and figurines of the badger’s wrestler persona.city 🌆
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 03/08/2026
Life slows down after retiring from the Wresting Entertainment Business to the Business of Wresting Entertainment. But, some fresh faces in the industry still recognize you and are eager to ask you to show off some signature moves! Might just require a partner and well… one thing leads to another…
sweaty badger in a tie, dress shirt, boxers, garters and dress shoes. bending over a sweaty kangaroo in just a tie and glasses on a desk.

the office setting features old collectible figures from the badger’s glory days and a massive black and white photo of his tiger belt win
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 31/07/2026
growing physically but hoping mentally
grape goat struggling and sweaty thinking mid rep “i hope i’m a good… *ngh* friend..”

he finishes the rep and goes ~whew~ as accumulated sweat flies off
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 31/07/2026
digital pawprint / first time meeting
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 30/07/2026
i did ñata-gree to this ❌🍬
*aardvark grabs piñata goat away and book written by Dan Gheesling on how to be cast on a reality tv show flies away*
“Hey, come with me a sec-“
“❗️”

“Alright, kid whatcha got in there?”
“⁉️”*snout enters piñata mouth*
“Come on, let your step-vark in”

*snout-o-location*
“Lion-icorish, Chocobats, ughh, ANYTHING new in here?”
“Oh hold on.. is that?”*snout retracts from inside piñata stomach cavity with a thought to be discontinued candy*
“He-Hey! Thought you stopped making these! Appreciate it dude!”

“😵‍💫”
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 27/07/2026
got the exclusive with local legend for my hot new channel, he used to dress up as a chicken to bring mouthes into a restaurant. he’s retired from the gig but still gets feathered up… just cause~
“yo what is UP you guys! Today i am with Mr. Cluck himself, my boy Bravado! Say “what’s up, cluckers?”
“ehehehe”“shake a little something for us!!”
“yeaaah show off those tail feathers!!”
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 25/07/2026
juuust makin conversation
“Hey wat’cha readin about? The Swifts and the Beibs?”
“Bet you didn’t think I knew who they were! Heh heh…”

“…”
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 23/07/2026
spent hours browsing for someone
i could commission art of us fromi think you’ll really like the one based on our favorite dateeven bribed your dream maker
for not one slot, but two…cause even suiting wouldnt be any fun
if i couldn’t do it with you
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 18/07/2026
got this piece from @otterrodri.bsky.social a few years back, still in love with it <33
adorable purple goat in yellow briefs giving it a tug
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 15/07/2026
i’ll come to see you when i can
let you know when i missed the layover flight 

it’s cold rain and winter frost in seattle

but your arms will keep me warm tonight
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 09/07/2026
we have a logo!! thank you sooo much to @mmmatch.es for the extra help finalizing the image and everyone who gave their input. i hope you all continue to watch my creative endeavors as grape and as cabre couture <3
CABRE COUTURE
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 25/06/2026
do not steal my leftovers i will literally vore you comm for jym 🦊
orange fox reads from a drawn on clock on his wrist: “Blimey, look at the time! Just enough to steal my flatmate’s precious noodles”
“Yesss there they are. He’s gonna be so mad, but he’ll never know it was me right??”
He opens the fridge and is greeted with a “FREEZE!”
Micro grape (a purple goat) in the fridge points a shrink ray at Jym fox and fires
Jym wakes up between two chopsticks and thinks “I thought we agreed no shrink ray for punishment.” only to be greeted with goat mouth
“uhhh… Grape? Let’s be civil..” 
Too late.
Jym enters goat maw and quickly loses balance, before falling into goat throat he begs “Wait! I can pay you back!” His last word is “please”
Grape is very pleased and takes a big gulp of the fox like he just ate a dumpling without chewing.  
Grape gets to eating his own noodles in his underwear as Jym’s spirit flies away 🕊️
“Shooot. There goes half the rent”
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 10/04/2026
hey you forgot to pick me up from the room party
goat at the alexis
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 06/04/2026
ty @tofte.bsky.social and @obreeon.bsky.social for taking this goat out to the dunes to shred 🏜️🐐🔥
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 06/04/2026
semifinal stop on the grapeschitz farewell tour
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 03/04/2026
i’m at LVFC!! if you see me, pls ask to take a pic! im retiring this suit at the end of this con
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 02/04/2026
you can do your best to keep the volume down, not a lot you can do about the involuntary glowing
blue and cream jackal-hyena hybrid and purple goat in kink gear in a club setting. sonata, the jackal-hyena reaches in grape goat’s shiny briefs. sonata invites grape to the bathroom with a suggestive suggestion. grape blushes and nods. 

sonata’s spikes glow involuntarily to match his emotions*

grape tops sonata in club bathroom stall, biting on the end of sonata’s leash. sonata grips onto the wall of the stall, it shakes violently. grape asks to switch potions, sonata says 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍”

a wolverine notices the light show from outside the stall while at the urinal, annoyed and confused.

sonata takes a seat back as grape grips onto the bathroom handle as he slowly but forcefully tries to take sonata’s glowing knot. streeeetch.

another push, and *POP* in it goes. grape takes the whole thing, what a champ!! he rides and tugs against it. 

not long after, sonata asks for a turn to be bred by the goat again
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 27/03/2026
helloooo!!!! commissions open now through sunday! forms.gle/nztuENvJSB4G...
COMMISSIONS OPEN
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 24/03/2026
enjoying all the feet-ures underpa.ws has to offer
grape in his underwear with a throbbing tent, very discombobulated under a massive paw mere... feet... from his face
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 24/03/2026
mondays. am i right?
“Giga-Moss” latches himself onto the side of the Seattle Space Needle, “King Kong” style . dust and debris cloud beneath him. he grips onto a normal sized goat in his free hand. the goat blushes as he “tries” to make a half-ass escape.
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 17/03/2026
that’s the last time i let a handsome silver raccoon buy me a drink
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 16/03/2026
split-screen gaming really gets the blood flowing
goat and deer on couch in their underwear, discarded clothes scattered around.

both have visible excitement in their briefs. the deer can’t take his eyes off the goat’s bulge. 

something gay is about to happen
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 14/03/2026
as far as TF sitters go, i'm pretty tops
Grape is behind Hans, attaching an ear tag to the mutt.
after being attached, it seems Hans' ear has turned into the shape of a goat's ear. with the tag reading "04"
panicked, Hans reaches for the tag with bare paws, as horns begin to sprout. somehow the ear tag has now moved up, reading "38"
the tag ticks higher, as Hans' paws turn into useless hooves, hooves that could never be dexterous enough to remove an ear tag. realization sets in as the ear tag flashes "64. 65.. 66..."
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 12/03/2026
D) none of the above
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 09/03/2026
when you want a late-night snack but your raccoon roommate beat you to it
scruffy raccoon in lime briefs sits inside a emptied out refrigerator. holding a slice pepperoni mushroom pizza in one hand, and a beer in the other. he licks his lips while making eye contact with the viewer.
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 20/02/2026
my spring art commissions are open! featuring a new TOS with transparency on my commission process 💜 forms.gle/T37cnnXvZ9rH...
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 19/02/2026
now you’re speakin my language
dogs in briefs, one comes from behind and sticks his hand near the other’s crotch area.
“awruff?” the groped one asks
“awruff. wuff. wuff” the other replies
“cool. set the table”
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 01/02/2026
i’ve always wanted to merge my two hobbies of Furry and Survivor into one. thank you to Tom for making that dream come true! Comm for Tom 🐭 (happy birthday to maple! 🎂🐺)
Orange mouse in a Jeff Probst outfit is putting an “immunity necklace” on the neck of a kneeling wolf. “Individual Immunity goes to Maple!” says the mouse.

The pair are on a beach in front of a completed puzzle that spells out “outbleat - outbaah - outgrass- GOATVIVOR”.
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 31/01/2026
cw: urinating/drugs 🔞 “yeah just draw whatever you want” me: *fursona taking a piss in the bathroom at a gay club while some weasel twinks snort something* comm for martin 🐺
Dimly Lit Gay Club Bathroom

Blue Wolf in a harness and chaps taking a leak into a communal urinal. He’s focused on an asian palm civet and a ferret at the sink. 

The asian palm civet is in a crop top and a thong, leaning over with his nose pressed to the ferret’s hand. The ferret is in a mesh tank top and 4 inch inseam shorts.
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 26/01/2026
absolutely do come as you are and make your voice heard 🐾 it takes all kinds to beat fascism
a wolf, goat, dog, and snow leopard in the snow protesting with signs that say "ABOLISH ICE" and "ICE OUT" as well as an upside-down american flag
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 25/01/2026
*through muzzle* “FUCK ICE” 🐺 @katav.gay 🐺🐺 @doubledogx2.bsky.social 🐆 @snepstuffs.bsky.social
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 21/01/2026
shooting the breeze until partygoers eventually want some candy 🎈 @kilmo.bsky.social
a balloon aardvark asks a piñata goat “squeak, squeak squeak squeak?” 

the tied up piñata goat blushes at the inquiry and replies “😅💥💦”
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 19/01/2026
fc was a blast!! i should turn 21 every con!
3D printed grape goat, but he is also a shot glass holder.
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 11/01/2026
don’t worry about your paw, it’s going to a good home 💜 🎨 @bristle.bsky.social 💜
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 11/01/2026
me flavored!! 🎨 @gator.computer 🥹💜
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 10/01/2026
TODAY of ALL DAYS??
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 10/01/2026
🐐… “it’s probably nothing” …🪅
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 09/01/2026
help me pay for textbooks 🫡‼️ and get some fursona art forms.gle/j4TZiP4V3B6Z...
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 03/01/2026
Two more things!! Two more slots! I'm opening slots for two open face fursuit hoods, the newest, hottest commodity in the fandom. 📸 @hansfaffing.bsky.social apply for one here! forms.gle/mU1qfmgAUDEQ...
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 03/01/2026
before i get any older, let’s take a moment to thank @hottapwater.bsky.social and his cronies for making a goat feel appreciated on his big day last year 🎂💜
hottapwater in shades and a killer leather jacket says “me ‘n da guys hear iz sum buddy’s burfday tudday” 

enter grape: That’s me! Grape! It’s my burfday!

hottapwater: well before we move on to uh… “all enjoying your cake” heh
you of course have gotta… heh heh heh

First you gotta blow out ALL da candles

grape: “phoo-wishhh”

-happy burfday
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