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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Some lady just cropdusted me while I was out shitting the dog. 240
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 30/06/2026This parasite did a monthlong residency at my apartment in May. 130
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 11/06/2026It’s my 25th anniversary w/SiriusXM. Here’s my press photo from when I started in ‘01. It’s been 25 yrs, 7 channels, 2 cities, and 1 merger/layoff, along w/some chats w/HR in which I’ve been told things such as, “you understand you can’t pass out in the lobby again, correct?” Thanks for listening! 5200
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Thrilled to share that I’ve lost 5 pounds over the last two weeks with an exciting dieting technique called intermittent diarrhea. 290
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Me: I’ll have a side of toast. Server: Did you want that toasted? Me: Yes, I’ll have toasted toast. 090
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 28/04/2026It’s called “Balls Up” and is streaming on Prime. 010
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 03/12/2025There should be matinee concerts for those of us who are early risers! 000
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 15/11/2025To the guy across the way experimenting with jerking off to VR porn, would you please experiment with closing the blinds? 980
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I think we somehow landed in an alternate timeline. 010
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 16/07/2025It was a Jon Spencer Blues Explosion track. Rest assured that the person responsible for this mixup has been disappeared. 110
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 08/07/2025My feed here kind of sucks. What people or bots should I be following? 660
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Back on Lithium today at Noon ET/9 AM PT. Keep your expectations low. 4130
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis is at @PearlJam in Nashville. 080
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Closest I’ve been to a SiriusXM studio in 5 years. #Nashville 260
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 25/04/2025The delivery app is sending a notification that my food has arrived while I’m on the toilet eliminating aforementioned food. 430
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 15/04/2025It sucks but I’m still optimistic given the emerging young arms. 000
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I’m seeing Pearl Jam there next month and was wondering about a good neighborhood to stay in. Is the area around the arena good or should we try for somewhere else? 100
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate. To the teams with payrolls over $300 million, I hope your rosters are afflicted with frequent cases of diarrhea. Go Cubs! 180
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Good morning from Brooklyn to the humans, the animals, and the bots if there are any lurking here. 4210
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I’m not sure what you’re referring to, but thanks! 100
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I think a lot of people are taking a break from social media in general. 000
Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Jim, thanks for not being a dick about some of it. 120