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MLB must ban roofs in stadiums.

Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Some lady just cropdusted me while I was out shitting the dog.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

This parasite did a monthlong residency at my apartment in May.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

It’s my 25th anniversary w/SiriusXM. Here’s my press photo from when I started in ‘01. It’s been 25 yrs, 7 channels, 2 cities, and 1 merger/layoff, along w/some chats w/HR in which I’ve been told things such as, “you understand you can’t pass out in the lobby again, correct?” Thanks for listening!

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Thrilled to share that I’ve lost 5 pounds over the last two weeks with an exciting dieting technique called intermittent diarrhea.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Me: I’ll have a side of toast. Server: Did you want that toasted? Me: Yes, I’ll have toasted toast.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

To the guy across the way experimenting with jerking off to VR porn, would you please experiment with closing the blinds?

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Nope, I post on all the twitters.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Truly one of the very best. R.I.P. Ryno.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

My feed here kind of sucks. What people or bots should I be following?

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Back on Lithium today at Noon ET/9 AM PT. Keep your expectations low.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis is at @PearlJam in Nashville.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Closest I’ve been to a SiriusXM studio in 5 years. #Nashville

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

The delivery app is sending a notification that my food has arrived while I’m on the toilet eliminating aforementioned food.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate. To the teams with payrolls over $300 million, I hope your rosters are afflicted with frequent cases of diarrhea. Go Cubs!

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Good morning from Brooklyn to the humans, the animals, and the bots if there are any lurking here.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

AI image submitted by a listener and the resemblance is uncanny.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Tomorrow may be better. Or it won’t.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

The best course of action is to complain at 877-92-LITHIUM.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I'll do my best, and by best I mean it will be the usual half-assed effort.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Yes, the guy who says dumb shit between songs has spoken.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Yeah, there’s no reason to talk over the beginnings of songs in most cases. It’s a bad practice and needs to stop.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Not that you asked, but here’s the dog from Thanksgiving.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

What do you like most about radio DJs? What do you like least? I'm not fishing for compliments or trolls, rather I'm asking about DJs in general. Posting this here, Twitter/X, and Threads for research purposes as well as to compare the platforms.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I know this isn’t Instagram but here’s the dog.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

To those who are experienced here on Threads, what tips do you have for using this platform?

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 09/11/2024

It’s really great to be here on Mastodon.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 27/02/2024

I got logged out and was too lazy to log back in. I’ve remedied that. Now what?

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 15/12/2023

The first episode of my new podcast is now available in most of the places you get podcasts. It’s a weekly, politics-free comedic newscast that I hope you like. If you don’t, listen to the next episode while less sober.

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Grant Random @grantrandom.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

I think it’s best we use the terms “wit” and “knowledge” loosely.

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