Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is a photo I expect to see when It Happens and I went on a frantic search thinking It Happened and I somehow missed it 151
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The UFL Wikipedia page will be a great read in 20 or so years. “What do you mean the Topeka Beer Funnels used to be in Birmingham and were called the Stallions and were coached by Super Bowl winning coach AJ McCarron” 010
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They will not know I am getting married this weekend. I cannot let them have that pressure. I can’t let them think they are Kobe when in fact they might be Ben Simmons 010
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today I will have the most important haircut of my life. The haircut before my wedding 110
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026They run the Chili’s at Love Field like it’s a battleship. Tip top operation 000
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The question remains… who will win the Taco Bell Live Mas Student Section of the Year 001
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Eating a Clif bar like a cowboy eating a brick of pemmican 000
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I can’t believe I’m a Cowboys fan. Shits so embarrassing 000
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The Jonas Brothers shouldn’t have played that song cause I just wanna watch Hot Rod now 101
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is the angriest BlueSky has ever made me What do you mean you can’t figure out a premise 061
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Since they felt like they needed to put out a press release for this; is the culture there so intense for band that people would legitimately complain if the band isn’t wearing their uniforms? 130
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This is me finding out these are two different people 000
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The NBA should give those 5 Clippers picks to another organization. Just use some arbitrary metric. I dunno, say, give them to the team closest to the Mississippi River 010
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Jeans in the summer = self harm Why do I do this to myself 010
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Sorry this has been stuck in my head all morning and I need to release it into the wild [to the tune of Choosin’ Texas by Ella Langley] It doesn’t take a Cristobal to see 000
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026static.klipy.comTim Curry Says SPACE!Alt: Tim Curry Says SPACE! 000
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Thinking of taking out an insurance policy on this before moving into the new house 020
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Trying on clothes is so embarrassing because I immediately become the sweatiest person to ever exist just by trying on pants 000
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Looks like they got some good stuff at the Grizzlies garage sale. Too bad all the VIPs buy it all before us commoners have a chance to even smell what’s for sale Last year I went; was probably first 20 in line behind the VIPs, and they had it picked clean like a vulture. Never again 000
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 20/08/20263 former Grizzlies on here when that’s been an Achilles heel for what feels like decades 001
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If you’re retired, why are you on LinkedIn Go live your life. Stay out of these streets. Save yourself 000
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Each NBA team has their own version of this. A collab with KidSuper. I’m partial to the Grizzlies one. 140
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Gonna say something controversial on the timeline I don’t like chicken thighs. The texture is off putting. The flavor is fine Breasts are better in almost every way. Breasts only suck cause people are bad at cooking them Ok bye 000
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Probably the best FB Marketplace find of all time. Makes me angry someone else will take this home 120
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This guy could be the worst owner in professional sports. Which is an insane bar to reach 020
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Me until December pointing out that is a fake Steve Rogers in Doomsday 010
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Now for the Final everyone in the world has been waiting for… the NBA Summer League Final 001
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026FIFA gotta figure out how to speed up this trophy ceremony. If this was the Super Bowl they’d already be in the locker room wearing champagne goggles 001
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Took some stuff to the dump today and it made me oddly emotional. Stuff I let occupy my space and well being now at the mercy of decomposing in a landfill. Like I heard them say goodbye as I chucked them. Oh well 010
Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Not sure you’re aware yet but posted something on TikTok about it 000
