Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 10hThis is DEFINITELY not my horse! I must have been sent this picture by an evil magician or something while I was trying to watch the Inter-net 000 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Sí! When your blood gets pumping sometimes it doesn't have anywhere else to go so it just ehhhhhh fills out, y'know? It's natural 010 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Yes!! I'm so glad you agree! Let's convince the others! 000 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It takes a real friend to ignore your workout boner and understand it's purely a physical reaction 071 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well not yet! Sure a lot of peacetime has softened you up but I'm sure with a few months of training you could be well on your way to being a strong warrior! 010 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That made far more sense than what's happening now. It was just a religious movement, that happens every now and again. Including this whole "monotheism" thing. I don't think the kids are worshipping these labubu are they? 010 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The old ways worked for a very long time! You kids have been in charge for what, 500 years? And everything's on fire, it's incredibly hot all the time, everything is reliant on rectangles, and the kids are saying weird things like labubu and calling their friends chat 010 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ah, I see you are more interested in being a tactician. They are still very important even if they don't get to be in combat very often. But eh, at least you get to keep your ladies safer! 000 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That's dumb! You're not being conquered are you? So why bend to the whims of others? 010 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That sounds incredibly boring. I can't believe you've fallen so low. You used to be intimidating but now look at you! Sitting around like an old man, ha! 010 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Men yearn for valiant victory in battle that leaves them limping home to his tranquil farm with bloodied bandages and a pouch full of coins for his loving wife 062 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ehhh...no. I was hoping you did. I've tried hunting in public spaces nowadays but it seems that it's very alarming to modern people! 000 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026[This will definitely end with one of them getting several computer viruses] But we don't need to run for the ducks! I've brought traps and feed. We just need to find a good spot for them! [He pats a little bag he's carrying. It has a few snares that need to be tied to certain saplings to work] 001 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I know! Isn't it great? When we get back I can show you something even more amazing. They've somehow managed to preserve theatrical performances so you can watch them any time you want. Even, eheh, you know, *those* performances 100 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026[Running up to @flamesofprometheus.bsky.social ] Thal~ia! Let's go catch some ducks~ I haven't had them in forever 000 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Zzzzz- whuh? Huh? What happened? Did someone call my name? 010 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I miss seeing horses everywhere. These motorized rectangles have no soul 000 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026That's, eh, the rectangles that're on the roads nowadays right? 000 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Ehh how can a sanctuary move? Is it on wheels? How big is it? Like a temple or a house size? 000 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I don't know what a whip is in this context but they should mind their business! 000 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I don't think I do anything 10 times a day let alone that 000 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Sí, sí, they are! They are very wealthy too! They have indoor private baths, a rectangle that magically produces snow and keeps food cold, fine perfumes, a whole cabinet of spices, and they can light their homes without candles instantly with a switch! 001 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Good, good! I wouldn't want you getting too bored up there without me. Although I'm certainly glad you're here now. [Well if she's offering, he's gonna smooch her right back. They can hold hands after] We should go check in on the kids after this! 000 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I could never replace you, honey. You're truly one of a kind. However Aldrich did finally cave to his desires and we've hooked up a couple times hehe What about you? Did you get any action in the great beyond? 000 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The most fighting I've seen has been over sex education and volcanoes. Oh! There were a couple fist fights but nothing that lasted too long. I think they were mostly lover's quarrels or at least about partners 000 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Mmm...a lot happened. I'll try to explain- [He rattles off the cliffnotes version of the last 600 years. He only got a few things wrong!] Right now there's some unease but nothing like when we were alive. The kids are pretty set on being peaceful. Which is boring but I guess it's ok. 100 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026[He reaches over and pats her hand, trying to offer a little comfort. The smile he's giving her is one of nervous optimism] 000 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Ehhh well- [He stopped in the middle of talking about himself for once. He noticed the way her mood seemed to drop. He hates to see her upset] I haven't seen him personally but I've heard from the kids that he's doing fine! He's rivals with the Ottoman empire! That has to mean he's strong, yes? 100 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Ah yes, Aelia. She's actually a boy now! She goes by Antonio. [He takes a big swig himself, almost downing it all in one go] I've only seen the lberians and the ltalians so far, my girls must still be in heaven. But the twins here are doing great! ...ehhh mostly. There's quite a lot of bickering 000 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Here, here, I will show you a drawing of them! Look at how cute little Feliciano is! And Romano! [He has actual drawings of them sleeping. When did he make these??] 000 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026[He's hopping up and getting it from *somewhere*. Eager to pour her and himself a generous glass] Very much so! Remember Jan's little boy? The one who refused to look at people in the eye? I only go up to his shoulder now! Same with Aldrich's little grandson. Mine are still darling though. 100 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Sí, sí, that would be excellent! [He's rolling off of her so she can sit up too. He's absolutely beaming. If he had a tail he'd have the wiggliest butt right now. He's so happy!!] What are you feeling my dearest, a red or a white. Perhaps a rosé? The kids have winter magic so it can be chilled! 000 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026THALIA!! [Absolutely barrels into @flamesofprometheus.bsky.social, tackling her] Mio dios how I've missed you! You wouldn't believe the mess things have been 000 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The kids sure have some interesting topics going on these days 010 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Have you never seen Glykon's Herakles or The Boxer at Rest? They're gorgeous! And because they're smaller it was much harder to get the details they did get in. Sure David is well done, I mean have you seen those hands, but I like these much better. You really see the muscles 010 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Eh? Why are you upset? It's a good thing! [This has been, to Paullus, a very innocent compliment] 100 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 27/08/2026That's so unexpected! I would've thought differently! Though I guess he might take after his papa 000 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Hmmm... Oh! A smart boy like you is probably has an eenie weenie! That makes sense why it wouldn't matter for you! It's like a woman, sí? I get it now, I get it 100 0
Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It's nice to air out the goods! Keeping them trapped makes them sad and itchy. Let them flop! 110 0
