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Paullus Vargas

@granparome.bsky.social
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh wow! He's going to die
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well not yet! Sure a lot of peacetime has softened you up but I'm sure with a few months of training you could be well on your way to being a strong warrior!
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My own child isn't defending me ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That made far more sense than what's happening now. It was just a religious movement, that happens every now and again. Including this whole "monotheism" thing. I don't think the kids are worshipping these labubu are they?
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The old ways worked for a very long time! You kids have been in charge for what, 500 years? And everything's on fire, it's incredibly hot all the time, everything is reliant on rectangles, and the kids are saying weird things like labubu and calling their friends chat
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah, I see you are more interested in being a tactician. They are still very important even if they don't get to be in combat very often. But eh, at least you get to keep your ladies safer!
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's dumb! You're not being conquered are you? So why bend to the whims of others?
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That sounds incredibly boring. I can't believe you've fallen so low. You used to be intimidating but now look at you! Sitting around like an old man, ha!
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Men yearn for valiant victory in battle that leaves them limping home to his tranquil farm with bloodied bandages and a pouch full of coins for his loving wife
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ehhh...no. I was hoping you did. I've tried hunting in public spaces nowadays but it seems that it's very alarming to modern people!
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know! Isn't it great? When we get back I can show you something even more amazing. They've somehow managed to preserve theatrical performances so you can watch them any time you want. Even, eheh, you know, *those* performances
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[Running up to @flamesofprometheus.bsky.social ] Thal~ia! Let's go catch some ducks~ I haven't had them in forever
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ah! Thalia's boy is here!
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Antonio! Play nice with Romeo!
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Zzzzz- whuh? Huh? What happened? Did someone call my name?
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I miss seeing horses everywhere. These motorized rectangles have no soul
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That's, eh, the rectangles that're on the roads nowadays right?
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ehh how can a sanctuary move? Is it on wheels? How big is it? Like a temple or a house size?
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don't know what a whip is in this context but they should mind their business!
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don't think I do anything 10 times a day let alone that
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So the kids are saying kys 👀
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sí, sí, they are! They are very wealthy too! They have indoor private baths, a rectangle that magically produces snow and keeps food cold, fine perfumes, a whole cabinet of spices, and they can light their homes without candles instantly with a switch!
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Good, good! I wouldn't want you getting too bored up there without me. Although I'm certainly glad you're here now. [Well if she's offering, he's gonna smooch her right back. They can hold hands after] We should go check in on the kids after this!
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I could never replace you, honey. You're truly one of a kind. However Aldrich did finally cave to his desires and we've hooked up a couple times hehe What about you? Did you get any action in the great beyond?
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mmm...a lot happened. I'll try to explain- [He rattles off the cliffnotes version of the last 600 years. He only got a few things wrong!] Right now there's some unease but nothing like when we were alive. The kids are pretty set on being peaceful. Which is boring but I guess it's ok.
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ehhh well- [He stopped in the middle of talking about himself for once. He noticed the way her mood seemed to drop. He hates to see her upset] I haven't seen him personally but I've heard from the kids that he's doing fine! He's rivals with the Ottoman empire! That has to mean he's strong, yes?
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ah yes, Aelia. She's actually a boy now! She goes by Antonio. [He takes a big swig himself, almost downing it all in one go] I've only seen the lberians and the ltalians so far, my girls must still be in heaven. But the twins here are doing great! ...ehhh mostly. There's quite a lot of bickering
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[He's hopping up and getting it from *somewhere*. Eager to pour her and himself a generous glass] Very much so! Remember Jan's little boy? The one who refused to look at people in the eye? I only go up to his shoulder now! Same with Aldrich's little grandson. Mine are still darling though.
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sí, sí, that would be excellent! [He's rolling off of her so she can sit up too. He's absolutely beaming. If he had a tail he'd have the wiggliest butt right now. He's so happy!!] What are you feeling my dearest, a red or a white. Perhaps a rosé? The kids have winter magic so it can be chilled!
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
THALIA!! [Absolutely barrels into @flamesofprometheus.bsky.social, tackling her] Mio dios how I've missed you! You wouldn't believe the mess things have been
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The kids sure have some interesting topics going on these days
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
(⁠⇁‸⁠⇁ )
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Have you never seen Glykon's Herakles or The Boxer at Rest? They're gorgeous! And because they're smaller it was much harder to get the details they did get in. Sure David is well done, I mean have you seen those hands, but I like these much better. You really see the muscles
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Eh, I've seen better but it's still funny
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
[Looking at the Statue of David] Hehe. Butt
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Quite great if I may say!
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That's so unexpected! I would've thought differently! Though I guess he might take after his papa
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's nice to air out the goods! Keeping them trapped makes them sad and itchy. Let them flop!
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Pants are definitely not more practical than open bottom clothes! Look at the majestic tunic for example: easy to clean, wastes almost no fabric to make, fashionable for everyone, and easy to accessorize. Plus you can just lift it up to pee! No need to fuss around with zippers or buttons
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh! He's just playing dress up! I thought it was the other thing
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I never expected the little German boy to not be cool with people having a different gender
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That's my big brave warrior!
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I only like seeing the dentist when they give me opium first so it doesn't hurt. I hated having things get removed before that! I'd just y'know- [He gestures something not great] -and then I'd come back to life with everything pretty much ok again!
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dentists are bone doctors it's just that the bones are easier to get to than regular doctors
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don't know who this spider man is but I can ask. Anything for my beautiful baby g- boy
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ehhhh do you want me to go with you?
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cazzo! Goddamn it! Don't scare me like that! You're just going to the dentist, sweetheart
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Are you being abducted?!
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Who's the teeth man...this is scary
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Paullus Vargas @granparome.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Wouldn't it be sweeter if he learned from his fated partner? Someone he could feel safe to make mistakes with and then have the experience be tailored exactly to what they want instead of being influenced by what others have shown him? He's just for them, and they're just for him
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