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Granny Turtle 45

@grannyturtle45.bsky.social
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Grandma, veteran, liberal

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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 18h
We can hope…
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 18h
Thank you, Ukraine! 🇺🇦
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 18h
I live in Arizona. We have multiple different indigenous communities here and are richer for it. Well, since they run the casinos, maybe I should add the caveat that we are *culturally* richer.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 18h
Try stepping on a goathead seed. They are tetrahedrons, so one spike is always on top.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 18h
Let’s hope the Ukrainians keep attacking Russian bot farms.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 19h
Don’t threaten us with a good time!
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 19h
Guilty conscience?
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Stephanie Mathis, MLS(ASCP) 😷💜 @stephmu00mls.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🇺🇸💪☮️🎉❤️‼️ kennedyhumanrights.org/press/stephe...
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Stephen Colbert to Receive 2025 Ripple of Hope Award from RFK Human Rights - Robert & Ethel Kennedy Human Rights Center
Kerry Kennedy, president of Robert & Ethel Kennedy Human Rights, today announced that Stephen Colbert, Host, Executive Producer, and Writer of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, has been named a 2025...
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 19h
I hope my senator runs for president in 2028.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s Grantifa…
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wait…
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That sucker could FLY!
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That routine was hilarious.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How do you defeat a president who’s trying to sabotage the midterms? 1. Use drop boxes. 2. Vote EARLY in person. 3. If mailing in your ballot, put it in the mail AT LEAST two weeks before Election Day. 4. Vote in person on Election Day. 5. Share these instructions with everyone you know.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have not watched NFL games since the early 1960s. 🥱😴
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Both my sister in law and her mother died from breast cancer. This research certainly saved my niece’s life.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, that rules out Kegsbreath.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
¡Muy guapo!
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My community college has gender neutral, single use bathrooms. I use them more than the regular bathrooms. They are wonderful - you get the entire room to yourself! Anyone knocking them has never tried one. The door locks.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WTF? You can’t even get a freaking aspirin at school without parental consent, and even that doesn’t guarantee that an aspirin will be issued.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was born when Ike was in office. The first election I have conscious memory of was 1960: Kennedy v Nixon. I completely agree with your statement.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They want to pick on people who are no longer alive to rebut their dumbf*ckery.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just how much of the Bill of Rights are they excising? When they are done, the only right left will be 2A.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If only we had a Time Machine and could go back to prevent Donald’s birth.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🙄🙄🙄 We had a saying in the military: "We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing."
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Straight of Hormel! 😂🤣😂☠️ I need a Spam emoji.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Lord works in mysterious ways…?
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
¡Si!
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m from Arizona. I love a mariachi band! 🇲🇽
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bees don’t pollinate corn…?
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m from southern Arizona. I love a mariachi band. 🇲🇽
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The problem is that he keeps waking up again.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
F that. Impeach anyone who qualifies for it.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🙄🙄🙄
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s American - of course he loves pizza.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What? No essay?!?
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OMG - he didn’t make them write an essay?!?
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just got a notification from my hurricane app that there is now storm Faye in the Atlantic. Meanwhile, in the eastern Pacific we are already at a storm named Rachel… Ya’ll need to catch up! ⛈️
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yup. I’m pretty sure that the eye candy in my feed is generated by AI. 😋
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If he names the problematic strait after himself, that should cement in people’s minds his responsibility for the fuel crisis.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The brand used by Jim Jones was Flavor Aid, not Kool-Aid. People should avoid drinking Flavor Aid.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This timeline sucks.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Klatu borada nikto! My favorite black and white movie.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Aged like milk…”
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope that the midterms are an epic slap in the face for the gutless Republicans.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🤣😂🤣
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
After voting by mail, I wouldn’t want to use any other method! It’s wonderful.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cheering you on from Arizona… 🌵
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Aged like milk.
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Granny Turtle 45 @grannyturtle45.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I love this song. youtube.com/shorts/DGulF...
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are we tired of singing this song or tired of feeling like we have to?
YouTube video by The Devil Said Jump
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