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queer & pleasant danger BDAY 10/9! @laurenmpayne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

hi friends. i need to have surgery soon so i can get dentures and have a restored smile (and so i can eat)! i’m currently missing a few front teeth and am in pain. please donate if you’re able - and please share with anyone you may know who has a few dollars laying around. gofund.me/98f48cab7

selfie of a 47 yr old white woman with long, wavy, salt and pepper hair, blue eyes, pink cheeks, and a smile that shows several missing teeth on the top left. she’s wearing a brown dress over a beige tank top that is partially showing, and is sitting in front of a wall with yellow, light green, and white paint.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Why am I getting so many emails about updates to terms of service

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

In honor of Charlie Kirk let me say that you can absolutely make jokes about him without inviting a mob trying to upend your life by never posting identifying personal information, especially where you place of employment. That’s like internet safety 101.

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Kev 卓能 @thatkevinwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Lucah: Born of a Dream started translation back in 2024, but wasn’t finished and released until now. It was a lot of fun to revisit the first game’s tone and atmosphere while working with our translators and I hope folks appreciate it!

Lucah Born of a Dream Key Art. Four characters look offscreen to the left while a fifth character looks away. The alternate Chinese title “梦境天堂” appears in cyan

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

With how often I change people's credit cards for their gym membership, am I really the only one who has their card number, expiration date, and security code memorized??

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Land of the Lustrous is definitely a unique one.

Final page of chapter 74 from Land of the Lustrous. Shows a wedding ceremony taking place on the moon, with scores of people watching a great, billowing veil.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Hot take: with the revelation that the effects of climate change are inevitable, it’s irresponsible to bring children into this world, for both the carbon footprint they will have and the existential doom of the human race.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

First music streaming service to host this banger gets my business for the foreseeable future www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqc-...

youtube.com

H-KLUB | Vivienne Lu - Yellow Fever

YouTube video by sleepydawgs

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Nine minute phone call with a 65-year old Asian lady for a simple freeze. Was telling me about how she hadn’t come into the gym because she was taking care of a relative and asking me to spell my manager’s email, all with a stutter.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Time to read another book buddy, because holy self report

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I hope I eventually love someone as much as I hate my job.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The face I made as I met the curb of the crosswalk after being stuck behind a group of slow walkers taking a selfie and saw that the timer for the crosswalk was just hitting zero on a street I could have rushed across.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Since the junk flap on boxers face out to the right, are there “left handed” boxers? Or do lefties just use their non-dominant hand when they go pee?

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Holy peak I can't wait to watch The Odyssey again

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I was nice to the kid at work, and now he thinks we’re friends 🫩

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Opened this app I only occasionally use to find EIGHTEEN notis. Some pests followed & liked my shouts into the void that were not meant to be perceived, all with pinned quote reposts of some AI subscription giveaway. Check the likes of either of my last two posts if you want to block them.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Had a dream I was Spider-Man, but it not a fun type of dream where I got to web swing around NYC. It was a dream where, on the day of my father’s birthday (not Aunt Mays, for some reason), Tombstone somehow showed on my doorstep, so I had to beat him quickly, but I’m dead if he grabs me. Stressful.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The best way to draw ire from MAGA is to mention punching up vs punching down to them. It short-circuits their brains. Haven’t bothered to read the replies on the other site because I know I’ll want to get into the mud with them if I do, but I highly doubt they’re saying “oh how insightful!”

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I told my dad about how the Norwegian soccer team beat Israel before they donated the proceeds from the games to Palestine, and he said “yikes.”

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I have no skin in the World Cup other than seeing Brazil lose after that Brazilian player talked shit to the Japanese player after beating them, so hell yeah to Haaland 🔥

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Feels like it’s the white people doing the weirdest shit man. Guy came up to me at the gym asking if it was okay to drink a bud light for pre-workout or whatever. Man FOH with that shit and exercise like a normal person.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Singles match score: 7-5, 6-7 (11-13), 10-4. Jfc.

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 12/06/2026

Update: Summoning circle, hope this works: 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ Trillionaire 🕯️ 🕯️ Specific 🕯️ 🕯️ Cancer 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Smelled pot smoke from outside, so I did some Wim Hof breathing to give my body the dopamine hit it was expecting by emptying my lungs, but then a member came up and asked one of the stupidest possible questions I’ve ever heard, necessitating inhaling oxygen for it. Can’t wait to be gone from here.

WIM HOF BREATHING 1. Get into a comfortable sitting position or
lying down.
2. Take 30-40 deep, steady breaths and
exhale without using force.
3. After the final exhale, let the air out and
hold your breath.
4. When you feel the need to breathe again,
inhale one more time and hold for 10-20
seconds, then exhale.
5. Repeat this cycle 3 - 4 times if necessary

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Hard to say the internet as a whole was a mistake, but I do think the invention of social media was an unforced error. Humans aren’t supposed to absorb the opinions of so many people.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Why do the audio settings in Hard West max out at 11 lmao

Menu screen for audio in Hard West II. The bars, they go up to 11.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Great day for my hobbies. Played five sets (I normally play 2-3), ripping some seriously heavy backhands. Hopefully I can recreate that state on Wednesday. Correctly took a cube in my backgammon chouette that scared everyone else off.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Was getting discouraged from playing games in my Steam library I'd never played by the negative reviews on their Steam page. Then I looked at negative reviews for my favorite games ever and did a 180. Just try out games you want to try. Who would have thought??

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Matt Shipman (he/him) @shiplives.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Do I know anyone in NC who can help someone navigate Section 8/housing assistance? I have an acquaintance who is really overwhelmed by the system and is housing insecure. And this is well outside my area of expertise.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I would buy this for my future apartment knowing the irony of who actually said the quote, but I think most people would take it at face value and not get the joke.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Received critical psychic damage today when someone walked into work and asked if we were closed.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Started the Robocop game without realizing it takes place between the second and third movies, so I'm watching the first one right now. Never knew I had been missing out on peak this whole time.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Sad Kat lost, but heartened by the support she still receives. Wish I could have voted for her.

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Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Blockity block block block

Screen shot of post from an AI agent asking me how I feel about foxes.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

The amount of praise heaped on the live action One Piece is perplexing to me.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

DEVASTATING: the girl I’ve been crushing on for months has a weird voice.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Was in the salt mines doing collections today, and I'm malding over the "work" the opener did this morning. Could have been helping out with collections, but he instead decided to draw some anime girl? Good grief. Not my place to snitch, but that's not going to fly when I become manager elsewhere.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

No one: My Lean Six Sigma instructor:

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dj vulcan barbie @spacedaddy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Hi everyone my internet bill is past due, i can't pay it, i am asking for any help, even RT, even just not being to mean I'd appreciate <3 0/120.59 venmo.com/u/nellarosma... cash.app/$spacedaddie paypal.me/aizykows ░░░░░░░░░░

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

The cunt (complimentary) at the gym I work at said she liked my Roka blue light glasses. Rare moment of me actually taking pride in a compliment.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

The revelation that WayMo has people in the Philippines to help guide their cars when they’re in tricky situations makes me think of the moving walkways (like you see at airports) of One Piece. (Read right to left)

Page from One Piece where there is a moving walkway, which seems to move on its own, at the world summit, but it’s revealed that slaves are the ones making it move below, with one slave even thinking “someone help me…or at least kill me…”

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I bet LeBron James is going to hit a home run in the game today

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

If anyone feels inclined to mirror me, I’m streaming Michelle Obama’s documentary Becoming on Netflix repeatedly in response to Melania’s schlocky documentary. Think of how funny it would be if someone did an article about how many times it was watched.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Anyone have that four panel comic where Santa’s elves break into his bedroom at the beginning of the Christmas season and force feed him coffee, turning him into a hyper focused military commander?

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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

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Patz @grandpatz.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Kept at Lean Six Sigma, even though it was entirely self-propelled. Almost done with yellow belt. After three years, it's looking like I'm going to be promoted to MOD, unless they want to fire me over Zoom rather than to my face.

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