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Elle-isson Becker

@grammarous.bsky.social
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 3h
RIP Norm 😭
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 3h
It’s funny because it’s bigger than a normal hat
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 3h
Honk plz 😭
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 3h
Cmon that is SO cool (and way better than coloring the entire field of turf into some dayglo color that messes with people’s eyes!)
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 4h
Some beautiful #SwagBrag for #UniSky #SwagSky thank you @lesliemullin.bsky.social 🤩
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 4h
Oh my goodness THEY’RE SO BEAUTIFUL! 😭😭😭
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 4h
Literally every one of these videos has Ossoff listening intently when Collins is talking, and Collins refusing to look up, pissing himself, and feverishly pretending to write “notes” while Ossoff is absolutely carving him up with surgical precision.
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 4h
A DREAM! Girrrrrrl Switzerland is a magical place.
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 4h
Yeah when I saw it it took me a while to realize it wasn’t a bit.
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 4h
When I got mine the pharmacist said they are so improved now and no one she’s heard of has had an issue. My family didn’t—just a sore arm.
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 4h
Dammit
Worst guy you know bald guy.
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 4h
No one knows bc they’re ANON
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 4h
I’m sorry HWHAT!?
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 8h
I think people should listen to what the administration trying to bring back spectacle lynchings, race riots, and middle passage-esque deportation voyages are trying to tell you about themselves. bsky.app/profile/bren...
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh noooo I’ve been working and can’t get to it 😭
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(Next to Yoenis Céspedes, of course 😢)
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me knowing my responsibilities are looming behind me and avoiding them anyway
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok wow almost 6 hours! I thought it would be closer
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not far, Doc
Google maps screenshot showing LeJeune Aesthetics.
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nothing to see here 😟
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The Late Challenge Podcast @thelatechallenge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🎙️"Sham is a perfect word – because we're in danger here of this season and beyond if it's dragged out of being a sham also." 🗣️ @mo-stewart.bsky.social & @robbohuyton.bsky.social 📺 Latest free show: youtu.be/MRcMuP1Nrng?... #LFC
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ps you KNOW I love the DMB version too 😃
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And that’s my twin Jessica! 💅🤪
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lmao I thought this was Haaland
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My fave is Jimi too! Watchtower 😎
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Early voting starts today in my state. Here's the dates for the others. Early voting is on-time voting. Waiting till election day is late
Early voting start dates per state. Election day itself is November 3rd.
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lmao the other day I said man I miss honey baked ham whatever happened to them 🤣
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is so funny to me because for like a year my pfp was Alf 🤣🤣🤣
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@joeytainment.bsky.social It’s here! The new Joey Clift book is here!! It’s GREAT! It’s funny. It’s informative. It’s got pictures. It’s got quizzes. Y’all go get your copy of We’ve Been Here the Whole Time! A Not So Sacred Guide to All Things Native America. Joey is a gem. #RootRootRead
Book cover for “We’ve Been Here the Whole Time” by Joey Clift, lustrations byJulie Fiveash. It’s a reddish orange cover with yellow all caps block font with a dreamcatcher, bison, and Puritan-looking dude holding up a sign that says “It’s my fault for everything.”
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
First of all we have some great food in America but we also eat some absolute SLOP. 😂😂 And a lot of our great food comes from or if inspired by other places. Pretty sure we got roast dinners from you! 😂
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
American here and I would devour this 😂😂
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m for it gizmodo.com/smart-glasse...
gizmodo.com
Norway Considers Most Drastic Smart Glasses Ban Yet
Counties in Europe are not screwing around when it comes to smart glasses.
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@ Mike Golic Jr
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The dogs standing at attention is frying me
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🔥🔥🔥
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Marriage is bliss. 😂
Text message convo:

Can you put egg bites in freezer maybe double bag

Ok

Need help with getting fat boy

OkA fat boy ice cream sandwich
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Learning analytics 😖
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bliss!
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh mama
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
✨Infinite✨
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Color-wise it’s blue and yellow all day. And of course, that logo. But man those pinstripes are special.
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PAUSE. BREWERS WIN.
Uribe on the mound with a beautiful turquoise glove.
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Really tough!!
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some kids are obsessed bc I have em that know all the stats and are glued to every game. But it seems to be fewer than it used to be. Part of is attention spans and part of it is they are just not as exciting on tv 😭
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 04/10/2026
Manchester City looking for their “irrefutable evidence” ok yeah sure we believe you.
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I literally cackled. It kept getting funnier 🤣
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve switched back to baseball. So who’s taking home today’s NLDS #SwagBrag: Padres 🤎💛 or Brewers 💙💛? Weigh in below 👇 #ElleSky #UniformSky #UniSky #SwagSky
Padres in Brown vs Brewers whitePadres in BrownHamilton in white and blue at the plate
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nah mine don’t really. I try to make my son but he loses interest fast 😭
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Elle-isson Becker @grammarous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Lesley Ryder @lesleyryder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Timeline cleanse! Ballet Folklorico of Chicago performed at halftime
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