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Duane Barry

@grammarcunt.bsky.social
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Just another asshole on the internet with thoughts and opinions. *Now with more misanthropy!* linktr.ee/kingofhearts8888

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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Getting a sprained thumb from so much “show me less like this” on this app.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I rewatched X-Files: I want to Believe for the first time in 17 years and I can’t get over this end credits scene of Mulder and Scully in a boat.
Gif of a shot of Mulder and Scully in a row boat, heading towards an island in the distance.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
My tiny daughter. Does she know how loved she is, how impossibly cute she is?
Small black dog with pronounced pointy ears, lying atop a white blanket in a bed.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Were we meant to keep in touch with this many people via electronic means?
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I like occasionally sharing memes but I get overwhelmed when it becomes a whole back and forth volley.
Gif from Boogie Nights of Julianne Moore walking quickly in a room and repeating “too many things, too many things”
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
You know that white house just smells bad now.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
That’s my emotional support movie queue of things I’ll probably never get around to watching.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Was the world always so noisy with car beeps and sirens and engines revving up?
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I wish we still had Joan Rivers.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I will never understand how some folks have the time to be bad people. Being an intentionally bad person and committing to it seems so exhausting.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
It bears repeating that Kylie’s Tension II is a no skips album of disco pop delights.
Kylie’s Tension II album art—Kylie in a flowing white gown, suspended from an abstract swing, hanging beneath the title
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
My decent into madness hasn’t really been all that slow lately.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I watched Sinners today and was sharing my positive experience about it with friends—why was it the cis het white friend who’s immediate question was “is it really racial?”
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Casually sent an alliterative text earlier. I’m gonna count that amongst my successes for the day.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I wish I could quote cool smart book things. I got an extensive collection of movie/tv references to last a lifetime though.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Aggressive stupidity is gonna kill us all and I just wanted to enjoy nature unbothered.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I miss when things were quieter, without music attached to every post on picture things.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
You ever just feel bad when you learn someone is just so basic, no depth, just looks?
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
When I was a little boy, I really enjoyed watching Superman 4. Not sure why, but I had my reasons, I guess.
Nuclear Man still from Superman 4Shirtless pic of muscular actor Mark Pillow from the 80’s.Side profile pic of Nuclear Man in Superman 4, showing electrical currents on his body and nails extended.Nuclear Man in Superman 4–he’s in space and showing his extended nails with electrical currents coming out of them.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Going nonverbal for the rest of today. The pope died AND I lost one of my favorite chains that I barely had for months? Shut it all down.
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to wound the autumnal kitty @blurry-line.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Everyone says that Black Mirror is about how technology is bad, but every episode I've seen is actually about how people are bad and technology can't save us from that
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Ziwe kills me. So dead. I enjoyed her latest interview with Orville Peck ❤️
Diagonal split screen of Orville Peck on top (😏) left and Ziwe bottom right
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 19/04/2025
i have a life hack for making literally anything taste better and the secret is have someone else make it for you
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
That feeling one gets when hearing a weird distinct noise that’s not supposed to happen, and touching and moving things till you discover what that noise is and made it stop. (My microwave was making a lid thing rattle against something)
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I miss the times before constantly seeing selfies.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
As you get older, you don't really figure anything out; you just run out of energy to care.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I’m barely holding on please don’t make it worse by sending long voice notes
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
My tiny daughter, she’s so small 🥹🥹
Small black dog with her ears pointing straight up, looking alert, with a small plush whale next to her.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
It wasn’t until decades later that I realized one of my bullies in jr high was gay the moment I overheard him talking about how he’d seen Spiceworld in theaters.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
No offense and zero malice intended but for how much I been forced to hear about that little space trip for how much I didn’t care, I kinda wish they’d not returned.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I was told we don’t need another hero.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I need that reality pendant thing from Black Mirror. I’m sick of all of this and am ready to be queen of the universe.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I’m two episodes into new Black Mirror and I am gonna be processing this for a while.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I didn’t really have much beef with pointing until TikTok
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Kate QuestionMark @octofussy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
sure so my greatest weakness is that I’m really smart but I don’t know how to do anything
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
These two, as an older gay couple. Can you see it?
Jason IsaacsJohn Hamm
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Just dandy things.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Padam Padam summer was fun
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a woman in a red dress is dancing with a red cloth covering her face
ALT: a woman in a red dress is dancing with a red cloth covering her face
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Why are hot internet people so boring and untalented
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
IDK, I’m gonna just start pronouncing his name as Ellen.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Times are rough for absolutely everyone right now, but if you can, please donate to or share this gofundme to help support the Myanmar Queer Earthquake Relief Fund gofund.me/0cc51469
gofund.me
Donate to Myanmar Queer Earthquake Relief Fund, organised by Colors Rainbow
We, Colors Rainbow, are working for the LGBTQ community in Myanmar. The powerf… Colors Rainbow needs your support for Myanmar Queer Earthquake Relief Fund
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I guess I’m still grateful for sluts on the internet
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Bed of Roses (1996) is an April Fools movie. IYKYK
Cover for Bed of Roses (1996) showing actors Mary Stuart Masterson and Christian Slater laying  romantically on top of roses.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
A memorable April Fools joke was the time my mom said my dad was visiting, so I ran to the living room and he wasn’t there—I walked back to my room with teary eyes, trying to smile because it was so funny. My mom felt terrible afterwards but no, it was really funny.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
My poor nervous system can’t really ‘do’ April Fools anymore. That’s been the case for over 10 years now.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
People who ignore pictures of my tiny daughter are the real monsters.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Deep Space Nine scene in three pictures. 
In pic one and two, Jadzia Dax and a old Klingon named Kor are reuniting/hugging it out. Both look absolutely thrilled to see each other. In pic three, the hug ends and they remain close. Kor is an older Klingon, white & grey scraggly  flowy hair and goatee, sharpe teeth, and forehead ridge loaf. Dax is in her blue science uniform on DS9 station. She has what looks like tattoos running up her neck on each side of her face through to the hairline. Closed caption as follows;
Pic one, focused on Kor, "Oh Curzon, my beloved old friend."
Pic two, showing Dax mid-hug, smiling big, "I'm Jadzia now."
Pic three showing both & each smiling towards one another. Kor, "Oh well, Jadzea, my beloved old friend."Alt in pic 1, Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️Alt in pic 1, Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
My tiny daughter is perfect and makes life happy.
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Duane Barry @grammarcunt.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
It enrages me to a certain face punching degree when a person can’t be bothered to do the quickest of internet searches instead of saying “I don’t know what that is.” and leaving it at that. FUCKING USE YOUR POCKET COMPUTER.
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