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Graham Parker

@grahampar.bsky.social
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Superannuated scribbler

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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Who gives an actual feck?
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 17/03/2025
Thousands of people are ditching Tesla. Here’s one of them with a message you can see from space. Location: Black Rock Sands, Wales, UK Led By Donkeys is 100% funded by small donations.
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Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Oh noes, Americans get to drink bourbon and Zinfandel while the beleaguered Europeans will be forced back on armagnac and Sancerre, the lights are going out all over Europe.
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Taraustralis @taraustralis.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Imagine someone breaking into your house and then being told by the police that you need to make peace with that person because it is your fault that they broke in.
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Harry Eccles @harryeccles.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I seem to have upset the Nigel Farage fan club - so let me be clear. This man sows hate, lies and division. He is a grifter and a conman. He does not represent the vast majority of Britons. Repost if you agree P.s. multiculturalism is great.
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Block early, block often!
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Or a racehorse.
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Was she remanded in custardy?
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Good to be back at the home of cricket. Only about 160 days to the next game
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Does that mean no prize money for the players? Seems unfair.
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
TBF this is the question we’re all asking. He should be in prison for much longer.
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
🧐
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Who was the bowler?
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
If you zoom in there’s an artfully arranged smear of broon sauce. By the way, that is Scottish for balsamic vinegar, isn’t it?
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Presumably because they have number plates and will (hopefully) be dealt with at a more expedient time.
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Just whiled away a couple of hours at the Silk Roads exhibition at the British Museum. The absolutely excoriating review in the Telegraph obviously endeared it to me greatly. Worth the visit just to see some exquisite and fascinating objects.
8th century gold drinking vessel in the shape of a nautilus shell
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Did that oaf #Clarkson call his farm Diddly Squat because that’s the amount of tax he expected his heirs to pay on it?
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
It was!
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Whoever said you ‘eat with your eyes’ may be on to something if this tastes half as good as it looks. At Fiena Café, Bloomsbury.
Smashed avo on sourdough garnished with nasturtiums.
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Thanks for posting, but I’m not that GP. I don’t think he’s on Bluesky.
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Packed house tonight at All Saints Carshalton for the National Youth Jazz Orchestra. Wonderful to see so much young talent on stage
National Youth Jazz Orchestra performing in Carshalton, UK
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
WTAF?
A Christmas tree in an English pub in November
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I’m a churchwarden so that’s my life!
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Those lightbulbs aren’t going to change themselves.
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
The Killers
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Hope you’ll be nodding to Slough House on Aldersgate Street as you pass between the two estates.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Absolutely perfect. Faultless description of Tommy Robinson.
A man of no talent, no job as such, living a millionaire lifestyle on the back of donations
 from desperate people with next to nothing who are told that foreigners are taking from them.
 You couldn't make this
shit up.
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Tough if you’re a fish in Iran.
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Enjoying a pint in the Doggets and just spotted a seal drifting lazily downstream beneath Blackfriars Bridge chewing on a big old fish. Perhaps this dirty old river isn’t as dirty as you’d think.
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,200,805 so I’m not exactly an early adopter.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,200,805, Graham Parker ‪@grahampar.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 24, 2023"
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Nope, not just you. And it’s been like that for weeks on my feed.
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
But all of their owners are the former.
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
But what about Magna Carter? Did she die in vain?
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Covent Garden?
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
@stevekills.bsky.social quiet in here innit?
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
There’s something out there!
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Graham Parker @grahampar.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Successfully beamed down onto new planet. Operating scanners for signs of intelligent life forms.
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