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Graham Downs

@GrahamDowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy
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South African Christian, husband, Software Developer, and author of the urban fantasy novella, Memoirs of a Guardian Angel. #SouthAfrica #Christian #author #fedi22 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.africa/@GrahamDowns, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
So we all know what love is, right? God (A being of pure love) created us in love, out of love, and for love. We are beings of love. We don't need to learn what love is. But along the way, while we were obtaining the knowledge of good vs evil and all that […] [Original post on mastodon.africa]
A cartoon Jesus standing in front of a group of people all holding Bibles. The people appear crestfallen, as Jesus is saying, "The difference between you and me is you use Scripture to determine what love means and I use love to determine what Scripture means." The cartoon is attributed to "nakedpastor".
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
I took some inspiration from a friend of mine, who did this using Grok, against his X account. I asked ChatGPT to analyse my public Mastodon profile, and based on the information contained therein, to generate an image of a fictional kingdom that I would […] [Original post on mastodon.africa]
A fantasy-style image of a beautiful kingdom with winding dirt roads, a Copernican observatory, a telescope, a castle, etc. It also features what looks like a Wizard's Tower, along with several people clustered around a table, as if playing a TTRPG. Prominently displayed, right at the entrance, is a banner showing a Christian cross with an open book (obstensibly a Bible), and symbols of scientific connections below it.
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Hand Hearts through the generations :D #jokes #GenX
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
South African political cartoonist, Zapiro, is *not* trying to be funny today. :'( #SouthAfrica #GBV
Cartoon by Zapiro: Black background, with nine white drawings of sheets, ostensibly covering dead bodies. Each of the sheets is captioned with an activity that the women in Ekurhuleni were supposedly doing when they were accosted and brutally murdered (going for a walk, going to work, going to sell beauty products, etc). The whole caption reads, "Women doing normal things. In an abnormal society"
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
Let the hate flow through you! :-D #StarWars #puns
Cartoon with Luke Skywalker facing Emperor Palpatine. Luke holds a lightsabre, while Palpatine holds a regular steel sabre. Luke comments on this, and Palpatine suggests he hold it. He does, and observes that it doesn't weigh very much, to which Palpatine responds, "I guess you could call it a 'light' sabre!" Luke gets angry and wields his lightsabre over his head. Palpatine says, "Good. Good! Let the hate flow through you!!"
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
I wish they'd fix this message. It confuses new users no end, and I've never *ever* seen a situation where this is legitimately fixed by a pull. The only time it happens is when you've done a rebase or amended or dropped a commit or otherwise rewritten your […] [Original post on mastodon.africa]
A screenshot of git bash, where I checked out a branch, and received a message about my branch and the remote branch having diverged because there are commits on the remote that I don't have, and commits on my local that remote doesn't have, and I should do a pull to correct the discrepancy.
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
Love endures all things... XD #love #cartoons
Four-panel Calvin & Hobbes comic strip: Calvin wakes his mother asking if Paul really meant “love endures all things” (1 Corinthians 13:4–7); she dryly says love is the only thing keeping her from strangling him, and he thinks Paul wouldn’t have said that.
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
So we're all in agreement about sysadmins, right? X-D #infosec #memes
A matrix showing how various IT professionals see each other (Developers, Designers, Project Managers, QA, and Sysadmins) see each other. Everyone sees sysadmins as some variation of person giving the finger. Sysadmins see themselves as Neo from the Matrix, stopping a storm of bullets with their hand.
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
This pops up in my Facebook memories every once in a while, and it always makes me smile. If you know a celebrity, send this to them. Maybe it'll make their day. :-) #JohnSteinbeck
A letter from John Steinbeck to Marylin Monroe, dated April 28, 1955. In it, he asks her for an autograph on behalf of his nephew-in-law, who idolises her and has trouble believing that she is, in fact, a real person, never mind that his uncle-in-law has actually met her personally.
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
😆 #memes #puns
A photo of a swordfish swimming under the ocean. The caption reads, "The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild. Except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier."
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
Proving you're human... #jokes #infosec
One of those "Prove you're human" things where you have to identify all of a particular object in a picture. This one shows a wall of code, dividing up into blocks, with the caption, "Select all squares with bugs"
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2026
LOL Oh dear.... 😄 #puns
A photo of a pair of bare feet, each one with a postage stamp superimposed over it, made to look as if a stamp is physically stuck to each foot. The caption reads, "If you're happy and you know it...."
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026
Oh, I've totally done this! #cartoons #English
The brain sits at a computer, while the heart stands behind them. Heart: "Why are you UNliking that post if you agree with it?" Brain: "I found a typo. I can't be associated with that."
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
Interesting idea.... #Christian #Bible #Faith
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026
😆😆😆 #puns
A bale of hay with a Christian cross on it
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
*snort* #DadJokes
A picture of a group of crows, captioned, "It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws"
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 17/06/2026
Yes. Sunday should be #1. The Bible describes it as, "The first day of the week, the day after the Sabbath." ;-P Other than that, no, I must confess, I can't find any mistakes. But it'll probably be super obvious for some... unless I'm right, of course. :-) #puzzles
An image asking,  Can you find the mistake?  1. Monday 2. Tuesday 3. Wednesday 4. Thursday 5. Friday 6. Saturday 7. Sunday
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 14/06/2026
Look what I got for our anniversary! <3
A coffee cup with two anthropomorphic toilets staring into each other's eyes, captioned, "Still flushed with love after 18 years. Happy anniversary. The porcelain year."

Next to that is a metal disk on a keyring, with the words, "You're the best thing I've found on the Internet."

Also attached to the keyring, on the top, are two dark green crocheted four leaf clovers.
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026
They don't make them like they used to! #cellphones #nostalgia
In a cartoon, an anthropomorphic Nokia 3310 sits on a rocket chair, with two modern smartphohnes sit on the floor in front of him. The caption reads, "Grandpa! Tell us again about your fall from the third floor."
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026
Love people. All people. No conditions attached. #love
The sentence, "don't cross oceans for people who wouldn't cross a puddle for you." is written, but then crossed out. It is replaced with the text, "No, do it. Do cross oceans for people. Love people, all people. No conditions attached, no wondering whether or not they're worthy. Cross oceans, climb mountains. Life and love isn't about what you gain, it's about what you give."
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 22/05/2026
Prove you're not a robot! 😆 #AI #comics
10-panel Madam and Eve comic, with granny on the phone to a call centre, where she asks the operator to prove they're not a robot
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2026
Debugging Humans #Devconf
Title slide with a duck wearing a helmet
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2026
#Devconf2026 @dale_nunns!!!!
Dale Nunns about to start his talk, Fowl Play
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2026
Cowboys and Code by Sea Raboli #Devconf2026
Sea on stage next to a wild west themed title slide
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2026
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Legacy Code by William Brander #Devconf2026
William Brander in stage
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2026
I'm tired of AI ;-) #Devconf2026
Tonisha in front of a title slide with the Chrome offline dinosaur
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2026
#Devconf2026 Keynote
Chris Tite talking about The Human Edge in an AI world
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2026
#DevConf2026
My attendee badge, customised with stickers
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 20/04/2026
😆😆😆 #SouthAfrica #Afrikaans
Social media post from Ella Claire (@EllaThoClaire) dated 17 April 17 8:49 PM, in Milnerton, South Africa. The post reads, "Apparently when an Afrikaans male in a club asks you to come over afterwards for a braai at 2am at his place. It is actually for a braai."
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 04/04/2026
Commas are important, people! #English #grammar
Screenshot of a social media post from a user called RJ (@RedArmband), saying, "COMMAS ARE IMPORTANT PEOPLE". A reply from a user called Shadio' (@onlyshadiomar) reads, "COMMAS AREN'T PEOPLE."
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2026
#puns #DrSeuss #maths
White text on a black background reads: "If Dr Seuss were a Mathematician" Underneath are four fractions: 1/5, 2/5, 1/5 (in red), 2/5 (in blue). You're meant to read it as "One Fifth, Two Fifth, Red Fifth, Blue Fifth"
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2026
@thunderbird Thanks for the reply. That's what Google told me as well, but for the life of me, I couldn't find it. I was just about to respond to you to that effect, when I saw a label (not a button) reading "events" above the date, with <> buttons to the […] [Original post on mastodon.africa]
Screenshot of my Today Pane in Thunderbird, showing what I described in the post
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 05/02/2026
I just saw this "ChatGPT Challenge" on Facebook. Basically, you open ChatGPT and you tell it, "Create a caricature of me and my job based on everything you know about me." It might ask for a recent photo of you first. If so, upload one. But don't modify the […] [Original post on mastodon.africa]
Me sitting at my desk, with a broad, exaggerated smile on my face. Around me are various pictures, of the Linux penguin, an evil looking robot, computer monitors projecting code or the C# logo, solar panels, cogs, and clouds
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 05/02/2026
Good advice. <3 #inspiration #meme
Simple inspirational meme with text reading, "Always pray to have eyes that see the best in people, a heart that forgives the worst, a mind that forgets the bad, and a soul that never loses faith in God."
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 26/01/2026
Let's play Houses & Humans. #cartoons #TTRPG
Three cartoon dragons sit around the table, which has papers, drink cans, and dice scattered around. It's reminiscent of a taletop roleplaying game. One dragon, holding an open book, says, "You leave the party, and your wife says, 'Why did you joke about my hair?'" Another dragon looks towards a third and says, "You're so dead!" The third dragon appears to be shaking some dice in their hand, preparing to roll, as he says, "Come on, high roll! Avoid an argument!" The caption reads, "Dragon nerds love to play 'Houses & Humans'"
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 22/01/2026
By my reckoning, there are two types of atheists in the world: First, there's the type that simply does not believe that there is a God -- or indeed, anything supernatural or paranormal. It could be for various reasons, but it basically boils down to the […] [Original post on mastodon.africa]
A photo of C.S. Lewis, next to the heading, "C.S. Lewis on Reasoning to Atheism". It contains the following quote: "Supposing there was no intelligence behind the universe, no creative mind. In that case, nobody designed my brain for the purpose of thinking. It is merely that when the atoms inside my skull happen, for physical or chemical reasons, to arrange themselves in a certain way, this gives me, as a by-product, the sensation I call thought. But, if so, how can I trust my own thinking to be true? It's like upsetting a milk jug and hoping that the way it splashes itself will give you a map of London. But if I can't trust my own thinking, of course I can't trust the arguments leading to Atheism, and therefore have no reason to be an Atheist, or anything else. Unless I believe in God, I cannot believe in thought: so I can never use thought to disbelieve in God." The quote comes from - C.S. Lewis' "The Case for Christianity", page 32.
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 08/01/2026
LOL #Zapiro #DonaldTrump
A cartoon showing Donald Trump lying in bed before going to sleep, ticking items off a list. "One down!" he says. It's a list of "My New Year's Revolutions", and beings with "Seize Venezuela" (which is ticked), followed by "Seize Greenland", and ends with "Start WW3" at #14, and "Get Nobel Peace Prize" at #15
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 04/01/2026
No wonder we lie awake at night.... #cartoons #grammar
Four panels of Charlie Brown lying in bed at night.  Panel 1: "Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Is it all worth it?'" Panel 2: "Then a voice says, 'Who are you talking to?'" Panel 3: "Then another voice says, 'You mean, "To whom are you talking?"'" Panel 4: "No wonder I lie awake at night!"
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 20/12/2025
Very appropriate, in light of what I was saying yesterday about people overspending in December and struggling through "Januworry".... #memes #Christianity (Aside: let's not get caught up in debating the date of Jesus' birth. This meme is slightly misleading […] [Original post on mastodon.africa]
Picture of an icon of Jesus on the left, with the following text on the right: "Where did I say that you should buy so much stuff to celebrate my birthday!?"
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 18/12/2025
"Aliens are coming. To town!" :D #Christmas #comics
A group of aliens stand huddled together, wearing Father Christmas hats and singing out of songbooks: "You better watch out / You better not cry / We're here to abduct some Earthlings, that's why / Aliens are coming to town! / We'll probe you when you're sleeping / We'll zap you when you wake / We'll keep you for experiments / So submit for goodness sake!"
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 16/12/2025
Our Christmas tree is up. :-) #Christmas #Advent
The Downs Family Christmas tree, full of colourful decorations, and a big gold "Merry Christmas" underneath
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 12/12/2025
"Sit down" (song by James) #AiArt #music Generated using img2go.com/ai-creator-studio-2?utm_…
A shirtless, muscle-bound man (I mean REALLY muscle bound. He looks like an 80s action figure) sitting on a chair with his phone in his hand. The setting looks like a waiting room of some kind, probably for a doctor's appointment.
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 11/12/2025
Video of "Run to you" (song by Bryan Adams) #AiArt #music Generated using upsampler.com/free-video-generator-…
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 11/12/2025
"Run to you" (song by Bryan Adams) #AiArt #music Generated using img2go.com/ai-creator-studio-2?utm_…
A woman wearing a red tank top, shorts, and socks, and running shoes. She's running on a bed of dry grass, kicking up dust in her wake. Her head is down, and she's running flat-out.
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 10/12/2025
Video of "Buffalo solder" (song by Bob Marley) #AiArt #music Generated using upsampler.com/free-video-generator-…
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 10/12/2025
"Buffalo soldier" (song by Bob Marley) #AiArt #music Generated using www.img2go.com/ai-creator-studio-2?…
A man stares stoically at the camera. He is wearing furs and a confederate style hat. The hat has buffalo horns sticking out of the top on either side, and he's holding something long and wooden against his shoulder, potentially meant to be a rifle, but I'm not sure.
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 09/12/2025
If you read ebooks and you want to support indie authors, you might be interested to know that the Smashwords End of Year sale is now on: www.smashwords.com/shelves/promos?u… #books #EOYSale25
An advertisement for the Smashwords 2025 End of Year Sale. The advertisement has a warm, muted colour palette, primarily featuring shades of orange and blue. On the right side of the image is a person lying on their side, reading a tablet.  The text on the image reads: “Smashwords”, “DEC 8 - JAN 1”, “SHOP THE SALE”, “EBOOKS DISCOUNTED BETWEEN 25% - 100% OFF”, and “smashwords.com/sale”. A small logo with a book is visible in the upper left corner of the image, along with the text "2025". The word "SALE" is large and bold, dominating the center of the image.  Provided by @altbot@fuzzies.wtf, generated privately and locally using Gemma3:27b
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 09/12/2025
Video of "If you had my love" (song by Jennifer Lopez) #AiArt #music Generated using upsampler.com/free-video-generator-…
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 09/12/2025
"If you had my love" (song by Jennifer Lopez) #AiArt #music Generated using img2go.com/ai-creator-studio-2?utm_…
A woman with dark hair and bangs and lots of little marks all over her face (freckles? mud? really bad acne? can't really tell) looks slightly away from the camera
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 08/12/2025
Video of "To the moon and back" (song by Savage Garden) #AiArt #music Generated using upsampler.com/free-video-generator-…
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