Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026First giant spider in the house last night, looks like autumn is really here 🕷️ 011 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Dude, if you're hammering on my front door like that on a Sunday afternoon, my house had better be on fire. 😡 Yes, X needs doing on my house, I am aware. I'm also quite able to ask people to come and quote me for it, you won't be one of them. 000 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Looking forward to visiting this, need to get myself organised before the end of term 🤞 100 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 22/06/2026It's tax rebate time, no argument with HMRC required after all (knew it could be complicated when I retired mid-tax year & then had 2 pensions but my spreadsheet was correct!). 🥳 010 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Many tiny froglets on the path at my local nature reserve 🐸 020 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 11/05/2026In a restaurant in Rome, which has really weird easy listening playing. So far we've had a cover of Dynamite and one of I Shot the Sherriff, really not what I was expecting 😂 000 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Started my holiday with a drunk guy at the train station trying to persuade me to go to Cornwall with him. 🤦 Nah mate, I'm off to 🇮🇹✈️ 100 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Note to self: don't go into The Range wearing a dark blue jumper over a bright orange shirt because people will think you work there & ask where stuff is... 020 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 01/05/2026All I want is a short sleeved shirt that doesn't look like I'm wearing my pyjamas outside, apparently this is a request too far 🤷 010 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 28/04/2026a film you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghiblimedia.tenor.coma man with a beard sits in a chairAlt: a man with a beard sits in a chair, then puts on sunglasses 000 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Hung my washing out to dry, naturally now there is a hailstorm going on. That was not what the forecast said! 🤷 000 0
Reposted by GraculusRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 16/03/2026"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins." 6457241301 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I've gone from a sprained wrist to a spasming back, I am not liking this getting old business. 220 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Another tyre fallen victim to potholes, at least I managed to stop off at a garage and put enough air in the tyre to get home. Hopefully I've not cracked the wheel like last time (different one). 💸 200 0
Reposted by GraculusDr.Meronym the 6th, MD, PhD, and others unverifiable titles @meronym6.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Quitting Twitter is the way. Nazis bought the platform to rig the game. Don't play it. 027925 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Chasing up payment for something I did last year and the response was 'oh, the cheque must have got lost in the post'. Cheque? What century are we in? 😲 000 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Before we run out of 2025, here are my fiction books of this year (in no particular order): The Everlasting - Alix E Harrow The Iron Garden Sutra - AD Sui Audition for the Fox - Martin Cahill The Incandescent - Emily Tesh The River Has Roots - Amal el Mohtar 031 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 27/12/2025At some point before the end of the year, I'll try and do a top 5 books and top 5 dramas (k- and c-) of 2025, as usual. Meanwhile, here's a rec outlier: the phenomenal Listers, about two brothers driving around the US after they get into competitive birdwatching. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-w...youtube.comLISTERS: A Glimpse Into Extreme BirdwatchingYouTube video by owen reiser 000 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Been having a bit of a clear out, today's prize discovery was a half-eaten jar of homemade peach chutney dated 2014 lurking at the back of the pantry. 😂 000 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 04/11/2025As I plan my holidays for next year, I've been entertaining myself with various travel subs on Reddit. Poeple post itineraries, like the one with a day trip from London to Haworth (minimum 4 hours each way) where they want to visit the Parsonage and also walk on the moors *before lunch*. 🤣 000 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Nothing says local power cut like the chirping of dozens of burglar alarms nearby. 😏 000 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 28/10/2025For some reason, after months of Isla by Beluga Lagoon being my earworm of (not) choice, my brain has now moved on to Where's Your Head At? by Basement Jaxx. 🙈 000 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Currently in St Peter's, Barton-upon-Humber, which is normally closed, waiting for the Bella to be rung 😍 110 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Unexpected hedgehog encounter just now. 🦔 Went to put food out as usual only to find a small one (mango sized, the others are more like pineapple sized adults) hanging about - definitely not one of the two I see regularly. Must be one of this year's babies... 110 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Share your favourite black and white movie. Sullivan's Travels 000 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 22/09/2025If you see this, repost with the first #CDrama you watched. Long before all this Untamed and Guardian business... 😜media.tenor.coma man with a ponytail is sitting in front of a youku logoAlt: Two men in robes bow to one another. Each man has his hands together in front of him, mostly covered by sleeves. One man is wearing a blue robe with a fur collar. The other man is older, dressed in brown and has a beard. 110 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Retirement kicking in properly this week. Everyone at my previous workplace is back, I'm watching Murderbot and thinking about lunch. 😍 020 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Phone keeps bugging me to do a 66Mb update. My dude, I am on a boat in the Hebrides, I'm lucky if I can get 1 bar of 4G. ⛵ 000 0
Reposted by GraculusBest for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 19/08/2025Musk has made clear he is not a ‘fit and proper’ person to be given a foothold in our essential services. Giving him any influence in our energy market is a risk the UK can’t afford to take. 👉 Will you write to Ofgem? www.bestforbritain.org/petition-elo… 917590 0
Reposted by Graculus🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Many female athletes can make more money as a right-wing grifter complaining about trans women than she can as an athlete. Therefore, trans women in sports greatly enhance the career prospects of mediocre cis women in sports. 637254 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Weird beeping noise in my house when I got back this evening, initially thought it was my smoke alarm but then realised it was a fledgling blackbird sitting on the arm of my sofa 🐦⬛ Eventually caught & put outside. 010 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Having done all the paperwork over the past few months, the next milestone to pass is actually *getting* my pensions. Got my first tax code notice today, so that's something. First payment is due this weekend, the other one pays at the end of the month, so I guess we'll see... 🤞💸 110 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 01/08/2025🦔 stand off in my garden just now. I'd suspected that I had more than 1 but hadn't seen them at the same time before - lots of disgruntled huffing noises from the newcomer who then stomped off. 020 0
Reposted by GraculusMidnight Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Art by Jin Yung Kim #kpopdemonhunters 238378 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Just scheduled my out of office (basically "I've retired, email X instead"), now 5 💐 and plenty of chocolates in the house - work get together planned for Thursday so there may be more yet, also off to all-you-can-eat Indian buffet on Friday night. Feels a bit surreal at the moment! 120 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Yesterday was my last official teaching day, now just paperwork left. Feels a bit unreal but 4 💐 in my house telling me we're nearly there... 000 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Just when I thought I'd got away without changing my work laptop password before I leave, nope... must change it with a deadline of roughly 3 days to go! 🤣 010 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 24/06/2025This year's top end of year present from a learner: vegetarian haggis from her recent trip to Scotland 😆 010 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 16/06/2025After the police blocked off my street in the early hours of this morning, blue flashing lights and all, I could have done without getting woken at 5.15am to ask if I'd seen/heard anything last night (I did not). It's going to be a long day. 😴 100 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 04/06/2025We're in the home straight, baby. I think I've mentioned before that I'm leaving work for good in the summer and now the summer is nearly here - about 6 weeks left! 😱 020 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Just back from Bulgaria where I definitely saw a man on the Sofia tram system wearing the cursed hat from What We Do in the Shadows.media.tenor.coma man with a beard wearing a wizard hat says " yes it is cool i thought free hat "Alt: a man with a beard wearing a wizard hat says " yes it is cool i thought free hat " 020 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Looking for a hotel in Cardiff for later in the year, I did not expect to see a hotel in Weston-super-mare included in the listing as being '12 miles from Cardiff'. This may be *strictly* true but I have some news for you... 🤣 010 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Being hassled for documentation to renew my DBS but guess what, lots of the stuff they want me to show a paper copy of are now things I deal with online (and they don't accept downloads of things like bank statements). 🤷 010 0
Graculus @graconline.bsky.social · 01/05/2025show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie 020 0
Reposted by GraculusJuliet E McKenna @julietemckenna.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Every feminist I know supports their sisters, cis and trans, and their non-binary siblings, concerned with domestic violence, public safety, equal pay, employment protection, access to healthcare, and other discrimination issues. Obsessing over who uses which loo isn't feminism. It's bigotry. 12844225 0