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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 10h
@jfsculpts.bsky.social
Screenshot of a tweet

Will Burrows
@reforest-kelley.bsky.social
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Deez"
*rolling eyes, sighing* "Deez who?"
"Deez are the voyages of the starship
Enterprise"
9:38 PM • Sep 22, 2026
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I told the cat he wasn’t allowed to sit on my lap because I needed it for my computer anyway now the cat is sitting on my lap
a cat, sitting comfortably on my lap
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve walked past like 10 times. He’s dug in.
the cat is still on the rug where I need to stand
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
2 guesses where in this kitchen I need to be standing right now
a cat sitting on a rug in the middle of a kitchen
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@worstbestsellers.bsky.social which one of you is getting this tattoo before Friday?
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
once again Blueberry Muffin is asleep on me and really hampering my ability to action my Sunday to-do list
a self-satisfied cat asleep on a pile of blankets that happen to be on top of my shins
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@maintenancephase.bsky.social I can’t imagine you’re short on topics but if you’re looking I found this in my local bookstore
an old used paperback with the title 
THE MIRACLE NUTRIENT COENZYME CLASSIC Q10
The Revolutionary Scientific Breakthrough
That Can Strengthen The Heart, Boost the Immune System and Extend Life Naturally

written by
Emile G. Bliznakov, M.D.
President and Scientific Director of the Lupus Research and Gerald L. Hunt
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you didn't ask, but if you were wondering, my queen among marples is joan hickson
Joan Hickson, an elderly white lady, wearing 40s-esque clothing in front of a steam engine
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
spending the evening with my best boy and my Miss Marple
a picture of my lap, which had a cat on it, and in the near distance is a TV showing Joan Hickson as Miss Marple
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
accidentally woke the cat from a deep sleep… and then he fell back asleep without even putting his little head back down it’s so hard to be a little Blueberry Muffin
a black and white cat curled up on a blanket, a look of horror on his little faceThis cat has fallen asleep
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there’s nothing better than having a little cat who loves you and sleeps soundly on your shins
a picture of my lap with a little cat curled up on my ankles
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if you're wondering, I do keep a tab open with the star trek title generator JUST in case I NEED IT
a fake star trek title card that has "do you remember the 21st night of september" in place of the episode title
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hashtag feet pic
 a cat sleeping very soundly on top of. Blue blanket
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
don’t worry guys Dr Blueberry Muffin is on the case
a white woman sitting on the couch with a little cat sleeping next to her
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
computer, enhance
the same little cat in the same blankets, just a closer shot
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
look at my little man in his blankets just look at him
a little black and white cat sleeping in a pile of blankets
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
live footage of my lap, my sweet son missed me
a cat who has jammed himself between my knees
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
proof of relaxation
a white woman with blue hair posing by a pool holding a copy of The Villa by Rachel Hawkinsa margarita being held up in front of a pool
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
is this real life
We are on a balcony; in the foreground is a white hand holding a glass of white wine and in the background is a giraffe.
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a clear sign your Disney vacation has started
A bar graph showing the last 7 days of my step tracker. The bars generally max around 10,000 steps a day, often less. today’s steps are just over 20,000.
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
vacation update
a white woman holding a cake pop designed after the poison apple in Snow White, making a kind of snarly face at it
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I would kill for that child’s outfit look at those pants look at that hat
an old catalog showing old timey San Jose sharks outfits. It’s all very teal and 90s. an old catalog showing old timey San Jose sharks outfits. It’s all very teal and 90s.
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
he thinks if he is extra cute Mother will not finish packing this suitcase
a little round cat being cute in the middle of a pile of colorful clothes
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am actually unwell.
Eminem posting the congratulatory letter he received from dolly parton when he was inducted into the rock n roll hall of fame. 

"Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon."
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
America's done a lot wrong but let me tell you one thing we do right and that's a fucking blizzard
a white man and a white woman sitting in a car with matching his and hers Oreo blizzards and hell yeah we went through the drive thru for them
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
hangin’ with my best boy on a Friday night
a perfect little cat curled against my leg
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
guys guys it’s here omg @peculiarityshop.bsky.social
a white woman’s hand wearing four rings. One of them is a gold hand that is also wearing a ring. The other big ring is a very sparkly greenish rock. there are also some silver rings for accent. a white woman’s hand wearing two rings. One of them is a gold hand that is also wearing a ring. The other ring is a very sparkly greenish rock.
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the babies sleeping in on a Sunday morning if you are wondering if forced perspective is making Brucie look ludicrously huge here, nope, that’s all home-grown beef babyyyy
Two cats are asleep on a blue chair and ottomon. One of them is a black and white little guy curled up in a ball. The other one is a truly enormous black cat.
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
sun’s out guns uh books out
my very white legs stretched out on the sun with a copy of The Last Unicorn By Peter S Beagle
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
update: everyone has recovered from the day’s trauma
two cats. One is a big boy, sleeping on an ottoman like a little bear. One is sleeping in the chair itself, on his back with all his legs in the air like a dumbass.
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the whole family went to the vet today for our annual checkup and if you’re wondering how it went please see Brucie in the only hiding place he could find in the exam room
a white man sitting in the floor of what looks like a cell block, and if you look carefully hidden in the small of his back is a black cat with big eyes
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"hey what if we did a whole episode of Columbo where we cast a sexy hollywood legend who flirts with me constantly and probably touches my shoulders and tie quite a bit too" - Peter Falk to his writer's room, probably
Faye Dunaway making eyes at Columbo (Peter Falk)
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
googling "sexy skeksis" didn't give me as much drama as I was hoping for but it did give me this
A mockup of a sex and the city poster with the show's logo and the bodies of the four main characters, but skeksis heads in place of the women's heads. a skeksis is a raptor-like monstrosity from Jim Henson's The Dark Crystal.
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I fucking love this town
An advertisement for a Market Basket-themed night at Jacques Cabaret Boston
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
no man has ever been loved as much as @jfsculpts.bsky.social is loved by this cat have you ever seen such yearning
a small cat sitting forlornly at the front door waiting for his father to come home from the wars (his father is at a movie)
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
fucking great start to the Saturday chores
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I have made some upgrades to the ring storage system (I use the term “system” loosely) and my main takeaway is I have room to participate in like 5 more @peculiarityshop.bsky.social live sale events… maybe 6.
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
if I know anyone with a boat, feel free to invite me to hang out on your boat, I’m a good time
me, on a boat
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
sigh, if only any of these people had a backbone or moral compass
He briefly sought the Republican presidential nomination in 2016 and was initially a sharp critic of Trump, then the insurgent frontrunner. He condemned Trump as a
"jackass", "a race-baiting bigot" and "the most flawed nominee in the history of the Republican party", memorably warning on Twitter: "If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed ... and we will deserve it." Trump, in turn, dismissed Graham as an "idiot" and a
"lightweight".
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
is there any more peaceful way to spend a Friday night
a hand holding up a martini in front of a TV showing an episode of Maury
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
trying and failing to capture how the amethyst coincidentally perfectly matches the dress I am wearing today
a white woman in a purple leopard dress trying to show off how her new sparkly ring is the same color purple
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Welp guess I’m not putting the laundry away. Don’t throw me into the briar patch!!
A laundry basket poured out onto a couch; two cats have claimed the laundry as nap central station.
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
have you seen the pics of elite swimmers just before they break water tension
a montage of swimmers who are all about to break water tension and look like humans encased in aspic
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
we are a fallen empire
A toy set of granny bebop and baby rocksteady, two horrifying creatures spun off of the teenage mutant ninja turtles universe. Were they in one of the shows? I have no idea. Granny Bebop is an old lady with saggy grandma boobs. Baby rocksteady has a pacifier. I was not ready to face this in Target. This set costs 55 American dollars.
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
‘Murica
a white woman wearing a Dolly Parton shirt today
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
my small son is snoring so loudly I can barely hear my love island girlies
a white lady sitting on the couch with a little round cat
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
portrait of a lad who pulled the chicken bones out of the compost and has exactly zero regrets
A self-important cat looking out the window
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Blueberry Muffin and his one true love
a cat staring lovingly at a chicken wing
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
yes that’s right Amazon, we are all here for the iconic Yo Joe battle cry
Still from Amazon prime showing the menu/ selection screen for the GI Joe cartoon. The highlight above the episode description reads:
“Iconic "Yo Joe!" battle cries delight audiences”

which is honestly not how I would describe the show
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grace is tired @gracetopia.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
what I love about this photo series is that it truly shows that Blueberry Muffin is just a little guy and his brother Brucie is an actual gargantuan beast
two cats, one normal and one huge, sleeping next to each other in the same positiontwo cats, one normal and one huge, sleeping next to each other in the same position
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