R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Feels a little wrong to quote Sheiky-Baby here in what is ostensibly a family-friendly batch of programming. Not that the urge does not exist... 010
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026You could see the light in his eyes die when his supervisor said that he couldn't perform in the circus. We give up so many dreams in adulthood. #HouseofSvengoolie #Berserk 020
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026"I walk alone at night because I'm doing my Johnny Cash impersonation!" "After midnight?" "A man can't like Patsy Kline?" "Eine kleine VHAT?" 010
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026"Okay, handz up, who here iz not eine killer?" *No hands raise* "Ach, Gott in Himmell. Fine, who did zis murder?" *Still no hands* "Ve are getting novhere!" #HouseofSvengoolie #Berserk 110
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Shift change, eh? So what's this o- *sees Joan Crawford* *spits Coca-Cola* It's Pepsi, I swear! Don't hit me! #HouseofSvengoolie #Berserk 030
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Just be thankful it wasn't a wookalar, Mr. Dawkins. #MunsterGoHome #Svenhoolie 000
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I'm getting more of a "Jerry Reed and Vic Mizzy got drunk together" vibe from the soundtrack, though. 100
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Pharaoh wasn't hard on the eyes himself.static.klipy.comYul Brynner: So Let It Be Written, So Let It Be DoneALT: Yul Brynner: So Let It Be Written, So Let It Be Done 230
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ah, the true monster... Terry Thomas. So not-nice, Dr. Phibes killed him twice. #MunsterGoHome #Svengoolie 040
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This is the third Marilyn, right? #MunsterGoHome #Svengoolie 030
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026That is the same advice I give to the nephews and nieces #MunsterGoHome #Svengoolie 020
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He definitely seems like the kinda guy I would have taken a particular distaste to and perverse enjoyment of tormenting in my convenience store clerking days. 110
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Gotta love that title. CHIEF: Gout Cop, you're a maverick! You're a threat to yourself and everyone on the force! You're... Wait, what kinda sandwich is that? Pastrami? GOUT COP: You questioning my methods? Don't tell me how to do my job. CHIEF: I'm telling you how you got gout, you dumb bastard! 010
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 06/10/2026And Jim Bakker is the chaser. This may be a nice week. 000
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The more I watch this the more I want to see what the Lies of P people do with the property. #AHeart #ABrain #TheNerve #Svengoolie 010
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026At best that motherfucka'll be dead. And don't try to tell me that that ain't a good outcome. 111
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When I miss David Lynch I also miss William Morgan Sheppard. 110
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Wanna get high and remind people that only one man looks good in a snakeskin jacket anymore?static.klipy.comMajima YakuzaALT: Majima Yakuza 010
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026WILD AT HEART PLAYS LOLA: Sailor, no! Please, no! ME: Damn, that's a good heat action we never got. 110
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026YEARS OF NERDERY Oooh, I'm finally hitting Mass Effect! ONE YEAR LATER Majima Goro is now my metric by which all XYs will be measured-static.klipy.comMajimaALT: Majima 000
Reposted by R. H. LantonMatt Baume 🏳️🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 20/09/2026New video goes live in 15 minutes! Hit the notify bell to get a reminder: youtu.be/RTPd8FqVxS8 08216
Reposted by R. H. Lantonspooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 20/09/2026finally made renegadecut dot com with the internet (and world) being so uncertain and risky, felt like it was time to have my own domain. right now, it's basically nothing. a splash page with a video background and "renegade cut" over it, but there is more to come. www.renegadecut.comrenegadecut.comrenegade cut 0447
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Okay, no way they ALL are failing to hear that pipe organ! #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken 020
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Cheese it, the process server! Tonzura koite! #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken 020
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Jeez, Milo, phrasing. #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken 030
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oh no, she'll be staying more at home, won't she? Poor Milo. #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken 020
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I screwed up and watched "Wizards" instead. Now I watch "Wizards" too often. 000
Reposted by R. H. LantonRobert N Berry @robertnberry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I tried that. I ended up watching "The Wizard of Mars" instead!😱 #svengoolie 141
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026She had that sad look that landladies get when they know that they will likely need a new tenant, and the next one will likely be less of a pushover. #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken 030
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"Someone who will make wild claims that may lead to litigation!" #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken 020
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"I bet I can get this lad all wound up, do me dirty work..." #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken 020
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"Cold eyes, thin lids, and they'd be nothing but whites when they rolled back, as white as tile scoured by Bon Ami..." #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken 030
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Again? Eh, why not. #TheGhostAndMrChicken #Svengoolie 030
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That is the U.S. I believe in. But I still pity any penis that spends any time near Tucker Carlson. 120
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm gonna blame that bastard Hoover until MacArthur shoots me down like a dog in the street. 010
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026An old joke of mine: A wise woman says "I'm wanna fuck me a Kennedy," and she goes off and does so. The worst thing that could happen is the CIA has you offed or you meet your end in a body of water. A foolish woman says "I'm gonna marry me a Kennedy," and she does so. That was the punchline. 000
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Almost makes me happy that my mother spent my college money on Mary Kay cosmetics. ALMOST. 011
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I remember some tits and a super RV and Jack Palance being Jack Palance. I remember nothing beyond those tenuous memories. 010
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ahhh... So Sly never impaled Brion James off the top of our heads? 110
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026So was it Brion James that got impaled on the hook in the foundry or Armand Assante that got impaled on the hook in the foundry or Brian Thompson that got impaled on the hook in the foundry? 100
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I wandered outside to take out some trash and it was ever so pleasant. I stopped for a moment, dropped to the grass and looked up to the sky and it was all so pleasant for a moment there. And then I remembered reality. And back to delusions I go. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM9Q...youtube.comPirate Yakuza - The Goro Crew songYouTube video by Dr Grim Reaper 000
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Now that is an excellent point of clarification. Perhaps there are many that are blessedly gone, and we simply don't know about them at all because they never spread from their original ghoulish creator. 010
R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 05/09/2026They don't know anyone. No one wants to talk to them. The convenience store clerks they keep striking conversations with want to douse them in unleaded, light them up, and kick their carcasses into oncoming traffic. Hmm. Pardon. I may be in a bit of a mood today. 010