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R. H. Lanton

@gpyusef.bsky.social
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Once again, if you see me posting, I am obviously doing something other than reading or studying or questionable work or, ideally, writing. This is one of the traditionally problematic behaviors and should not be rewarded.

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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Feels a little wrong to quote Sheiky-Baby here in what is ostensibly a family-friendly batch of programming. Not that the urge does not exist...
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You could see the light in his eyes die when his supervisor said that he couldn't perform in the circus. We give up so many dreams in adulthood. #HouseofSvengoolie #Berserk
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"I walk alone at night because I'm doing my Johnny Cash impersonation!" "After midnight?" "A man can't like Patsy Kline?" "Eine kleine VHAT?"
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Okay, handz up, who here iz not eine killer?" *No hands raise* "Ach, Gott in Himmell. Fine, who did zis murder?" *Still no hands* "Ve are getting novhere!" #HouseofSvengoolie #Berserk
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That would explain Melissa.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Shift change, eh? So what's this o- *sees Joan Crawford* *spits Coca-Cola* It's Pepsi, I swear! Don't hit me! #HouseofSvengoolie #Berserk
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just be thankful it wasn't a wookalar, Mr. Dawkins. #MunsterGoHome #Svenhoolie
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm getting more of a "Jerry Reed and Vic Mizzy got drunk together" vibe from the soundtrack, though.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pharaoh wasn't hard on the eyes himself.
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Yul Brynner: So Let It Be Written, So Let It Be Done
ALT: Yul Brynner: So Let It Be Written, So Let It Be Done
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ah, the true monster... Terry Thomas. So not-nice, Dr. Phibes killed him twice. #MunsterGoHome #Svengoolie
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is the third Marilyn, right? #MunsterGoHome #Svengoolie
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That is the same advice I give to the nephews and nieces #MunsterGoHome #Svengoolie
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*eyes twitch* Charming.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He definitely seems like the kinda guy I would have taken a particular distaste to and perverse enjoyment of tormenting in my convenience store clerking days.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gotta love that title. CHIEF: Gout Cop, you're a maverick! You're a threat to yourself and everyone on the force! You're... Wait, what kinda sandwich is that? Pastrami? GOUT COP: You questioning my methods? Don't tell me how to do my job. CHIEF: I'm telling you how you got gout, you dumb bastard!
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And Jim Bakker is the chaser. This may be a nice week.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The more I watch this the more I want to see what the Lies of P people do with the property. #AHeart #ABrain #TheNerve #Svengoolie
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
youtu.be/-9dtQzg7gDM?...
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At best that motherfucka'll be dead. And don't try to tell me that that ain't a good outcome.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When I miss David Lynch I also miss William Morgan Sheppard.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wanna get high and remind people that only one man looks good in a snakeskin jacket anymore?
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Majima Yakuza
ALT: Majima Yakuza
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WILD AT HEART PLAYS LOLA: Sailor, no! Please, no! ME: Damn, that's a good heat action we never got.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YEARS OF NERDERY Oooh, I'm finally hitting Mass Effect! ONE YEAR LATER Majima Goro is now my metric by which all XYs will be measured-
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Majima
ALT: Majima
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New video goes live in 15 minutes! Hit the notify bell to get a reminder: youtu.be/RTPd8FqVxS8
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spooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 20/09/2026
finally made renegadecut dot com with the internet (and world) being so uncertain and risky, felt like it was time to have my own domain. right now, it's basically nothing. a splash page with a video background and "renegade cut" over it, but there is more to come. www.renegadecut.com
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renegade cut
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Okay, no way they ALL are failing to hear that pipe organ! #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aww, yeah, a Tony Todd flick. I am game.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*vigorous nodding* Wookalars, baby. Wookalars.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cheese it, the process server! Tonzura koite! #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jeez, Milo, phrasing. #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh no, she'll be staying more at home, won't she? Poor Milo. #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I screwed up and watched "Wizards" instead. Now I watch "Wizards" too often.
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Robert N Berry @robertnberry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I tried that. I ended up watching "The Wizard of Mars" instead!😱 #svengoolie
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She had that sad look that landladies get when they know that they will likely need a new tenant, and the next one will likely be less of a pushover. #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Someone who will make wild claims that may lead to litigation!" #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I bet I can get this lad all wound up, do me dirty work..." #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Cold eyes, thin lids, and they'd be nothing but whites when they rolled back, as white as tile scoured by Bon Ami..." #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Again? Eh, why not. #TheGhostAndMrChicken #Svengoolie
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That is the U.S. I believe in. But I still pity any penis that spends any time near Tucker Carlson.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm gonna blame that bastard Hoover until MacArthur shoots me down like a dog in the street.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
An old joke of mine: A wise woman says "I'm wanna fuck me a Kennedy," and she goes off and does so. The worst thing that could happen is the CIA has you offed or you meet your end in a body of water. A foolish woman says "I'm gonna marry me a Kennedy," and she does so. That was the punchline.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Almost makes me happy that my mother spent my college money on Mary Kay cosmetics. ALMOST.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I remember some tits and a super RV and Jack Palance being Jack Palance. I remember nothing beyond those tenuous memories.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ahhh... So Sly never impaled Brion James off the top of our heads?
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So was it Brion James that got impaled on the hook in the foundry or Armand Assante that got impaled on the hook in the foundry or Brian Thompson that got impaled on the hook in the foundry?
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wandered outside to take out some trash and it was ever so pleasant. I stopped for a moment, dropped to the grass and looked up to the sky and it was all so pleasant for a moment there. And then I remembered reality. And back to delusions I go. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM9Q...
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Pirate Yakuza - The Goro Crew song
YouTube video by Dr Grim Reaper
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Now that is an excellent point of clarification. Perhaps there are many that are blessedly gone, and we simply don't know about them at all because they never spread from their original ghoulish creator.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ideally, yes, but sadly many continue to exist.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They don't know anyone. No one wants to talk to them. The convenience store clerks they keep striking conversations with want to douse them in unleaded, light them up, and kick their carcasses into oncoming traffic. Hmm. Pardon. I may be in a bit of a mood today.
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