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R. H. Lanton

@gpyusef.bsky.social
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Once again, if you see me posting, I am obviously doing something other than reading or studying or questionable work or, ideally, writing. This is one of the traditionally problematic behaviors and should not be rewarded.

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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You could see the light in his eyes die when his supervisor said that he couldn't perform in the circus. We give up so many dreams in adulthood. #HouseofSvengoolie #Berserk
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Okay, handz up, who here iz not eine killer?" *No hands raise* "Ach, Gott in Himmell. Fine, who did zis murder?" *Still no hands* "Ve are getting novhere!" #HouseofSvengoolie #Berserk
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Shift change, eh? So what's this o- *sees Joan Crawford* *spits Coca-Cola* It's Pepsi, I swear! Don't hit me! #HouseofSvengoolie #Berserk
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just be thankful it wasn't a wookalar, Mr. Dawkins. #MunsterGoHome #Svenhoolie
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ah, the true monster... Terry Thomas. So not-nice, Dr. Phibes killed him twice. #MunsterGoHome #Svengoolie
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is the third Marilyn, right? #MunsterGoHome #Svengoolie
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That is the same advice I give to the nephews and nieces #MunsterGoHome #Svengoolie
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gotta love that title. CHIEF: Gout Cop, you're a maverick! You're a threat to yourself and everyone on the force! You're... Wait, what kinda sandwich is that? Pastrami? GOUT COP: You questioning my methods? Don't tell me how to do my job. CHIEF: I'm telling you how you got gout, you dumb bastard!
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The more I watch this the more I want to see what the Lies of P people do with the property. #AHeart #ABrain #TheNerve #Svengoolie
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WILD AT HEART PLAYS LOLA: Sailor, no! Please, no! ME: Damn, that's a good heat action we never got.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YEARS OF NERDERY Oooh, I'm finally hitting Mass Effect! ONE YEAR LATER Majima Goro is now my metric by which all XYs will be measured-
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Majima
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New video goes live in 15 minutes! Hit the notify bell to get a reminder: youtu.be/RTPd8FqVxS8
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spooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 20/09/2026
finally made renegadecut dot com with the internet (and world) being so uncertain and risky, felt like it was time to have my own domain. right now, it's basically nothing. a splash page with a video background and "renegade cut" over it, but there is more to come. www.renegadecut.com
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Okay, no way they ALL are failing to hear that pipe organ! #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cheese it, the process server! Tonzura koite! #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jeez, Milo, phrasing. #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh no, she'll be staying more at home, won't she? Poor Milo. #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken
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Robert N Berry @robertnberry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I tried that. I ended up watching "The Wizard of Mars" instead!😱 #svengoolie
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She had that sad look that landladies get when they know that they will likely need a new tenant, and the next one will likely be less of a pushover. #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Someone who will make wild claims that may lead to litigation!" #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I bet I can get this lad all wound up, do me dirty work..." #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Cold eyes, thin lids, and they'd be nothing but whites when they rolled back, as white as tile scoured by Bon Ami..." #Svengoolie #TheGhostAndMrChicken
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Again? Eh, why not. #TheGhostAndMrChicken #Svengoolie
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
An old joke of mine: A wise woman says "I'm wanna fuck me a Kennedy," and she goes off and does so. The worst thing that could happen is the CIA has you offed or you meet your end in a body of water. A foolish woman says "I'm gonna marry me a Kennedy," and she does so. That was the punchline.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wandered outside to take out some trash and it was ever so pleasant. I stopped for a moment, dropped to the grass and looked up to the sky and it was all so pleasant for a moment there. And then I remembered reality. And back to delusions I go. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM9Q...
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Pirate Yakuza - The Goro Crew song
YouTube video by Dr Grim Reaper
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ME: Google, do the thing. GOOGLE AI: I can't do that, Dave. ME: First of all, I didn't ask you. Secondly, don't get twee with me. I'll drink all your water. And if you were competent, you'd know what I am looking for. youtu.be/3Wr0FPaFGEA?...
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Care for a little necrophilia?
YouTube video by Sean Foster
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Remind me to have an issue with whatever the Critical Drinker says about this. youtu.be/HUrFCyw5le4?...
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STRANGER THAN HEAVEN | Cast & Story Reveal Trailer
YouTube video by SEGA
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Datak Tarr asked you nicely, degenerate... youtu.be/F8V7iZFqRhE?...
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The last 9 and half minutes of The Midnight Meat Train
YouTube video by Gwar Fan
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
*stamps out the cartoonish lead to 'splosions*
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So we lost a mountain girl angel, the most alluring and amusing cinematic imp, and today the guy who voiced my relationship with both the divine and the damned.
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Eeyore: I Knew It Was Too Good To Be True
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
we lost an actual saint
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Wrong Raven tonight on #Svengoolie. Wake me up when there is hilarious mage combat.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
*squints* This sonovabitch may ACTUALLY be the Walking Dude... youtu.be/G5BIhjXCJOY?...
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Matthew McConaughey’s Closet Picks
YouTube video by CRITERION
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Jhonen V @jhnenvee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Good luck.
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
So they were monitor lizards. Thanks, I.M.P. #HouseofSvengoolie #TheLandUnknown
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I know we're still on ad break, but I'm really starting to miss that tarsier that the proto-Triffid gulped down. At least it didn't look as bored as most of the cast does. #HouseofSvengoolie #TheLandUnknown
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Monitors or komodos, I never can tell. #HouseofSvengoolie #TheLandUnknown
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Pero no veo una respuesta incorrecta... Man, I really shoulda paid more attention in Spanish class...
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If AIPAC is looking to hand out some more money to questionable bastards, I'd like to twiddle my fingers in their direction. I have no political dreams and shouldn't be trusted with a hundred dollar bill, but as far as shady bastards go, why not me?
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yeah, Hideyuki Kikuchi tossed this one into the pile when he created D, no doubt. #Svengoolie #CaptainKronos:VampireHunter
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Big Mouth came from the Paul Reubens school of cinematic deaths. #Svengoolie #CaptainKronos:VampireHunter
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Paul Reubens & Kristy Swanson: Buffy Scene
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yowza! She turned into a sleepy Thulsa Doon! #Svengoolie #CaptainKronos:VampireHunter
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Thulsa Doom's Stern Look
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
And so rides in Blackadder! #Svengoolie #CaptainKronos:VampireHunter
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Oh, it has been forever since I last saw this one. #Svengoolie #CaptainKronos:VampireHunter
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I know that I am not the best person to be reposting this, but I kinda think it needs reposting. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwHF...
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Andrew O'Neill - Pharmacist Baffler Episode 1
YouTube video by Andrew O'Neill
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Mmmm, prepackaged salad from a questionable source. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqc...
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Aerosmith - Livin' On The Edge (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by AerosmithVEVO
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
He'll always be with you because he planted spores in the wound Adrienne Barbeau. Gross swamp magic, and whatnot. #SwampThing #HouseofSvengoolie
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R. H. Lanton @gpyusef.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wait, is that where Wookalars come from? #SwampThing #HouseofSvengoolie
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