iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

god pinterest loves to show me this poem over and fucking over again like this time babydoll? this time will it move you?

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i do have a deadline, but it's the end of october, and although i keep telling myself it's better to do a little each day instead of stressing over it all the last week of october, i am not listening to myself about it in the slightest

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i have one more project to finish, on my own schedule, from home, before i am, like, done-done with work? and let me tell you it's real fuckin hard to ever wanna sit down at the computer and do that shit when i have important being unemployed activities to take care of all the time

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

there was no way to return it or track down whose it was, it was just, like, time to have a bunch of free stuff! so i'm making turkey on a tuesday

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

someone's entire thanksgiving grocery order got misdelivered to my house over the weekend so i'm making a whole extra thanksgiving dinner from free groceries this week

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

my follow up with the cardiologist got pushed a week so now i won't know if i can lift again till october 20th :(

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

his older brother was mad that i was giving him the front seat on the drive home and i was like, “well he’s the star quarterback”

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

here’s what i know about football so far: it’s very funny to refer to my son, who is on the second defense line, as the star quarterback

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

at my sons first ever flag football game googling what the FUCK is football

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i got invited to a princess themed bachelorette and i thought itd be fine bc i wear a lot of skirts but it’s not fucking fine bc i’m ophelia in the water not a whimsical fairy princess

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

this morning i batched cooked rice and made chai concentrate. this afternoon i'm gonna make bbq sauce and apple butter. in addition to normal dinner. i am doing this much every single day.

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

turns out if you are not constantly pressed for time, you find joy in your hobbies again! who fuckin knew

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i spent the entire last six months saying how much i fucking hated cooking and then i quit my job and the kitchen has not stopped working since. i've always got something simmering, something braising, something baking, etc. i am a joke

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

for one thing you can fit a lot of garden on a tiny square of lawn if you're willing to use the vertical space heavily and that would be such a fun project to do

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

if i had unlimited funds one of the things i would want to do is to buy a new build subdivision house and see if i could make it charming

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

fucked as hell how many things weight lifting and running is the solution to tbh

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

menstruation? oh you mean eggs in purgatory

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i have to do everything so slow and it is SO fucking peaceful. a month ago i always had to do everything fast

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

1mo into mysterious heart condition, 2 weeks into quit my job 2 b boy tradwife, let me tell you i am finding frail and sickly boy tradwife to be an infinitely preferable lifestyle to busy office worker in rude good health

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

summer is all about showing thigh and midriff at the same time. fall is about wearing a cool jacket. i’m not sure what winter is about

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

i bought some fake hair bc i had to cut my hair short to get rid of bleach damage, but my kids keep saying “vill you vear vigs?” to me when i have it on so idk may have to go into witness protection

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

unfortunately this is the vibe me and my mysterious heart condition are bringing to the family function

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

i really do think i might be the captain of spreadsheets, jane excel

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

this guy is absolutely so mean to me and fun to hang out with and sometimes he picks me up and carries me around against my will and we exchange memes and music, wdym you're mad your teenager calls you bruh

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

one thing parents of kids my kids age do a lot to make small talk is complain about their teenagers and i'm like nodding along to be polite meanwhile i'm having the time of my fucking life

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

home from the hospital without answers on my mysterious heart condition but praying that it is not the kind that means i can never lift heavy again because getting jacked is very important to me :/

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

actually i think it’s possible i died from my heart conditioner and this is purgatory

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

i am in hospital for a mysterious heart condition and if the loud boomer men in my ward room piss me off one more time i’m leaving period blood in our shared toilet

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

also my first christmas as a full time boy tradwife is gonna be one for the history books like this bitch is getting FESTIVE this bitch is baking HELLA SHIT this bitch is going to create a christmas village that FUCKS SO HARD

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

the collection of frank o hara poems i WANT is a vintage $90 hardcover in the US but in Canada it's like a cool $500 like pls it can't cost THAT much for the tarrifs or whatever

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

once when i my kid was 3 i took him with me to vote and after we walked out he was like ???? i didn’t see a boat????

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

i am quitting my job next month to become a full time boy tradwife so i need to buy a collection of frank o hara poems while i still have an income

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

didn't play guitar for 1 full year bc my son borrowed my guitar for his band, and i played piano instead, and now i have my guitar back and the playing piano 100% made me better at guitar glory be

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

little spiky twisty bun hairstyle watch out i'm coming for you in this sheer crop top i bought for $6 that has suns with faces on it

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

i looked at too many late90s/early00s celeb fashion inspo pics and now i'm coming back from my thrift trip dressed like a fucking freak thinking about dying my hair pink again

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

being autistic has its ups and downs fr but god am i ever good at sticking to a gym routine

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

"looks like ppl" kinda generous here tho

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

like bitch please fuck off with your two faucet three knob bathtub concept

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

ai on pinterest be like room inspo! what if your bathroom had the most fucked up faucet situation ever?? :)

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

few highs in life like your teenager telling you you have tough aura

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

thank u to RATM and all metal and hardcore for being the only means by which i accomplish any housework during Autistic Burnout Time

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king jane’s version @gothjaneausten.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

my kid started his first summer job today. weird shit. it does make me a bit teary eyed thinking of him out there in the world like that. used to be my funny little baby and everything

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