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Gothiron

@gothiron.bsky.social
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Graves, confusion, city wandering like a startled cow, complaining about work. A Noticer of Small Things. Can't be arsed about Ambridge or The Archers anymore. MDANT

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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 4h
Thank you, it is so far Looking Good.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 4h
Ooh luscious
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 4h
Second visit to the Roundhouse this week. Makes up for being too ill to go last time
A poster for Gene
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Illuminations @illuminations.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Does anyone else find the new @artfund.bsky.social poster campaign for National Art Pass weird? "This gave my brain the afternoon off"! Are we not supposed to think in galleries? Are we being encouraged simply to look at art in an empty-headed manner?
Poster for National Art Fund Art Pass photographed at Balham tube station; poster features a man in a gallery looking at a fantastical painting paired with the slogan, "This gave my brain the afternoon off".
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Helen Grant @helengrantsays.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A very notable thing about Fairford
Stained glass window of a demon in red shades, from St. Mary's church, Fairford. Pic by W J Bond.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well that is Quite A Thing
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"This gave my brain something different to do" would have been better (total devotee of Art Fund tho, other than their lack of a proper app)
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy 18th birthday, this spider
Text of an email: From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account
Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so I am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.
Regards, David
This is followed by a crude drawing of a spider with seven legs and a smiley face
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am very much in the dog house with Mum. I fucking well give up.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Total scrotes
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the list of instructions "sorry about bleeps, I have ordered a replacement"
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Something which would have been helpful from Mum - telling me that the frigging carbon monoxide alarm needed replacing and I would have brought one over.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"It's Ann's funeral today" Yep, yep it is "Bin and boxes next" Dad reading the What Is Happening This Week Listing
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There isn't much good about this job but paid carer leave is part of it. Although no one actually covers the work I should be doing.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dopey dog legs. Think he is the most agile thing in this house.
A pink towel entwinned over skinny dog legs
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Walking stick label reapplied "but it's not straight, lovey". No Dad, indeed it isn't because it is a ratty bit of tape.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"And of course there was the Cunt Line" - not entirely sure what Dad actually meant there.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Luckily my manager is understanding about all of this.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dad sitting today as Mum has a funeral. Time agreed to go over etc so I can book time from work. Text from Mum indicating he is very confused, might be a bit cold etc. So loads of extra worry. Cheers Mum.
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Metropolitan Police Museum and Crime Museum @mpsheritage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/forensics-...
eventbrite.co.uk
Forensics 125 Exhibition - 125 Years of Metropolitan Police Forensics
Leaarn more about more than a century of fingerprints and forensic science in the Metropolitan Police.
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Schoolgirl on this morning's #BusCommute who is accessorising her uniform with a tiara. Mind you, they are very on-trend at the moment; I'd go so far as to say there's a tiara boom today.....
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So painful.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*checks list* nope, you're ok.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And in the audience tonight at the Q&A section we had: Rambling manecdote (not a question) Convoluted statement (almost a question) Observations (nope) Two actual questions
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rampant sniffers, The Crunchers, Life Narrators, people chosing to sit within a nine seat radius of me in a near empty cinema. And anyone eating those soggy dick hot dogs.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There is a *fantastic* line up of "events" on. I mean, all varieties of punch ups and chicken in a basket.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh how sweet, and bet the owner had been so stressed out.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have only been there once about 25 years ago - that it is a hub of darts still surprises me.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*stares in the horror*
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mid year review, do all the stress inducing prep for it "sorry running late" Foxache.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I so love this, proper companionship and dreams of escaping normal life.
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Justin Lewis @whenisbirths.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyway. RIP George Fenton. Others have shared Bergerac and Newsnight and Films but there’s this one also. m.youtube.com/watch?v=99BC...
m.youtube.com
Shoestring Intro / Outro (1980)
YouTube video by Jonathan Davies
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'll add it to a long list of Brain Induced Numptiness
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Best comment of the evening: "Well I am all for the Avant- Garde, but there was no need for that"
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh Scot Squad is flipping brill. Officer Karen resonates a lot!
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Milo.picmag @milopicmag.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kawafitober day 5: Me and my heron. #kawafitober #kawafitober26 #kawafitober26day5 #illustration #artsky #drawtober
A drawing of a heron with a small boy on its beak in alcohol markers.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If it makes you feel better, paid to go to a read through of a play yesterday and hadn't realised that on Sunday it was an hour earlier. Flipping brains.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well there's posh for a venue indeed.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Blimey small world etc. Music worked well I thought.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On reflection, this would be A Lot Better as Trio Bloke (triooooo) was also An Advert Narrator. It was like having stupidity on delay.
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WooooOoOooOendy 👻 @wednesdaygj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She just barked so hard she farted
My dog who is a small Black and tan puggle with big floppy ears looking absolutely furious as she lies on some blue pillows
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When I enter my reign of terror - it will be marshmallows served in cotton bags or nothing.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
<dramatic pause> crunch, rustle, rustle CRUNCH.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Went to see Sense and Sensibility yesterday. It was OK. I have no strong feelings about it. I did feel like cheesewiring the noisy trio who were working their way through a crisp challenge by the sound of it.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh BRAVO!
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*gargles in anticipation* I think this is actually a Very Appropriate Response we should all adopt.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Super gloopy
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Always some fucker on speaker phone sitting next to me. Maybe I could fart audibly to add to the conversation.
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