Sign in

Salem

@gothcow.farm
936 followers 587 following 3K posts

spooky trans milfdyke in DC/MD. Recovering bass player, JRPG queen, practicin' witch 🔞 | 34 | 💜:🦁🦊🌙🐈

PostsRepliesMedia
Salem @gothcow.farm · 03/09/2026
Oh boy this might take several skeets cuz I have a whole process! Step one, take out my veggie chopper thing. Looks kinda like this image. It dices all the veggies I cut up into tiny little consistent blocks that make it easy to eat / scoop on a chip! I do red onion, scallions, bell pepper,
110
Salem @gothcow.farm · 03/09/2026
I present: the typical neurodivergent healthslop I make for a week (cold edition) Hot edition is just chili with slightly different ingredients and ground turkey instead of tinned fish
4120
Salem @gothcow.farm · 01/09/2026
if you cant handle me at my Gunslinger Girl then you don't deserve me at my Donkey Kong 64
170
Salem @gothcow.farm · 18/08/2026
Feat. some of the cows we got to hang out with
0190
Salem @gothcow.farm · 18/08/2026
Any day spent with you is my favorite day 🖤
2361
Salem @gothcow.farm · 17/08/2026
They're sending me here
3230
Salem @gothcow.farm · 12/08/2026
not too surprising,, I'm mom undertale.jadenthejaded.uk
2150
Salem @gothcow.farm · 02/08/2026
Teehee
3300
Salem @gothcow.farm · 23/07/2026
not the anti-weezer gun 💀
0171
Salem @gothcow.farm · 26/06/2026
Gonna be real with you:
Veronika the cow givin' herself brushies (using cow tools) (gigabeef cowmaxxer sigmoo)
1153
Salem @gothcow.farm · 01/06/2026
Had to dress up for the beauuutiful full moon last night 🖤
7421
Salem @gothcow.farm · 22/05/2026
Furried convention
1141
Salem @gothcow.farm · 22/05/2026
@gly.pet nooo don't hit the geek bar 🥺
090
Salem @gothcow.farm · 06/05/2026
I guess I should throw this up here too for cow posterity reasons huh
9432
Salem @gothcow.farm · 23/04/2026
Got a ton of work to clear out today but warframe addiction and a suave dom fella got my brain all spaghetti-like
1130
Salem @gothcow.farm · 20/04/2026
I decided to do the transgender thing and play Warframe it was hard to avoid diving in after they released a goth clown BBW baddie posed up like this
0120
Salem @gothcow.farm · 16/04/2026
how's it goin bsky? bsky:
0111
Salem @gothcow.farm · 13/04/2026
Cheefin that magical girl henshin nicotine
090
Salem @gothcow.farm · 12/04/2026
My loco moco is giving me the 👀
090
Salem @gothcow.farm · 05/04/2026
was cleaning the old hard drive and I have no idea what the context for this was
1253
Salem @gothcow.farm · 04/04/2026
This sent me to the nap dimension, now to hang with a friend and fuck around with Linux all night :3
Avocado toast with sliced hardboiled eggs, jalapeno lime sauce and everything bagel seasoning
0141
Salem @gothcow.farm · 25/03/2026
A double-enforced "hey maybe stop wasting your finite time and energy on those things that aren't paying off" message huh?
080
Salem @gothcow.farm · 24/03/2026
finally, some good fucking literature
manga panel of a dude saying "Fine, I admit it. Now that I'm in this world, I'm a milf hunter." From the manga "Betrayed by the hero, I formed a milf party with his mom!"
0142
Salem @gothcow.farm · 18/03/2026
9 fave games minus chrono trigger or elden ring (cuz duh)
2150
Salem @gothcow.farm · 09/03/2026
tit 4 tit for posterity and having a bday on women's day (hi I take womandrugs to be woman-er)
4342
Salem @gothcow.farm · 04/03/2026
the united states government not even 3 whole months into 2026
0241
Salem @gothcow.farm · 11/02/2026
goon
060
Salem @gothcow.farm · 11/02/2026
woe; tired cow tits cast upon ye
Salem's honkin boobers spilling out of her top because she can't freaking keep them hidden for more than an hour at a time i swear to god
10550
Salem @gothcow.farm · 07/02/2026
it's never too late
180
Salem @gothcow.farm · 07/02/2026
TRUE!!!
2174
Salem @gothcow.farm · 06/02/2026
it's finally here baybee
0110
Salem @gothcow.farm · 05/02/2026
They're always doing this to me 😔
2120
Salem @gothcow.farm · 04/02/2026
waow,,
4325
Salem @gothcow.farm · 03/02/2026
⁶🤷⁷ or somethin
050
Salem @gothcow.farm · 01/02/2026
just played 3 hours of Don't Stop, Girlypop! This is the most accurate review I could find and it is fantastic
081
Salem @gothcow.farm · 01/02/2026
omw
010
Salem @gothcow.farm · 27/01/2026
!! on moo way
010
Salem @gothcow.farm · 22/01/2026
longing to say "no, i can't do that" one single time, enjoying a restful weekend with 8 or more hours of sleep per night and no obligations for a whole day,, can u even imagine the power of a well-rested cow lady
2220
Salem @gothcow.farm · 16/01/2026
they're calling me this
140
Salem @gothcow.farm · 14/01/2026
woops <3 I'm not sure what redacted implies but uh, I'm just gonna assume that means I'm ignorant
3120
Salem @gothcow.farm · 04/01/2026
what did nintendo mean by this
061
Salem @gothcow.farm · 04/01/2026
Sums up today i think
0181
Salem @gothcow.farm · 01/01/2026
love my stinky pokemon son
0241
Salem @gothcow.farm · 01/01/2026
Wrow we caught a @cloudycanine.bsky.social
3363
Salem @gothcow.farm · 30/12/2025
i think i hauve covid
3170
Salem @gothcow.farm · 16/12/2025
I love how steam calls me out for the time period I was unemployed from layoff 😭
290
Salem @gothcow.farm · 15/11/2025
tank tops r cool
8463
Salem @gothcow.farm · 03/11/2025
legally distinct The More You Know thank u Zwei
050
Salem @gothcow.farm · 16/10/2025
hormones are fuckin crazy dude lol
11410
Salem @gothcow.farm · 13/10/2025
You should milk yourself NOW
105010