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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Oh. The bats in my belfry are in uproar tonight after watching this. You were so right @carolynmichelle.bsky.social

Screen shot of the divine Gillian Anderson in Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Haven’t had a Digestive biccie in decades! I still haven’t. Making do with the Rich Tea plus over here.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Chalk it down, kiiiiid. TEB is a bit mad on a good weather day when everything is working fine.

FAA airport status update for the Teterboro airport.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Update : They’re like brand new boots but completely broken in. I wish I had a ‘before’ picture but trust me. They were banjaxed after a couple of years riding the Fenian Broomstick.

Resoled and repaired moto style black leather boots back from the cobbler.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I love a Saab. These long bois are substantial aircraft.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Vile things. Although this made me laugh when my broken brain saw this sign and interpreted it as “ Humans prohibited from operating Wankpanzers”

Red International prohibition circle/slash across a silhouette of a human figure on a wall in Seoul.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I was today years old when I twigged the origins of ‘pannier’…AND YES! I KNOW THAT IS TECHNICALLY NOT ONE SO STAND FAST BIKE CARGO KNOWERS. OBVIOUSLY.

A cargo box atop the Fenian Broomstick early today containing two loaves of bread. One sliced in a plastic bag and a chonky sourdough loaf in a brown paper one.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Oh, hey Canada. I couldn’t help noticing you across the lake there. I like your vibe.

A very green bit of Canadian farmland by a lake shore. Not Lake Ontario unfortunately. It’s ALWAYS going to be Ontario. Trump can fuck all the way off. Photo is partitioned by a silver wing.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

There’s yer man, Chuy there. Keeping an eye of his Flock. Gave me an ‘Nawful fright.

Tiny Jesus surveillance node in some sort of enamel Ur-Bento box thingy spying on people having their brekkie. There is a red thing (crab/lobster maybe?) in the adjacent compartment which kind of amuses me as it suggests that someone venerates Decapoda or maybe it’s nothing of the sort and I made that up because I was bored off my tits.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Lads! Feens! Beours! Comrades! Mad love to @bsakat.bsky.social for showing me around his beloved Detroit today. A perfect gentle knight on a mighty steed. Sounder, honorary Fenian and overall Good Egg.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Lads! I’ve been Béal na Bláth-ned by a team of sniper pints. Fierce messing now for a Monday. My hair’s a feck, my eyes have changed colour (again-they do that a lot) and a trucker at the bar is chancing his arm. This night could go anywhere.

A gray/blonde woman in her mid 50s with big square readers and a gray gay ghost t-shirt is exerting all the willpowers to appear in the vicinity of sober.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Wnen the WX gods are straight up fucking with you.

Departure airport depicted on a chart with a Havocado thunderstorm cell sitting on it.

Arrival airport about to be rinsed by a different Havocado thunderstorm cell.

The full route on a chart. Dep. and arr. airports are being entertaining thunderstorms. The route between the two is fine.

For now.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Being prepped for the bum periscope. Nurse: “ Can you remove your septum ring?” Me: “ Uuuuuh, I don’t like where you’re going with this.”

Eugene “ Arseface” Root from the Preacher graphic novels.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

At the very spendy hospital today for a bum periscope ( all is good. Just screening. GET IT DONE!) and I spy this howler. I wonder if the Braille is banjaxed too.

There will be signs.

A sign that reads “ EXIT TO COORIDOR” in very spendy endoscopy centre is a major hospital system’s flagship facility.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I got my very first LEGO set today. First LEGO anything. At 54 human years of age. Worth the wait. The truth IS out there.

LEGO X-Files set. My very first LEGO. Look, I know. It’s fucking ridiculous and ridiculous it’s shitty of me to spend that much on myself for a toy in the midst of all that’s going on in the world right now.

I get it. I’m fucking preposterous. HOWFUCKINGEVER I am also expelling some deep traumatic memories with this so judge me if you like.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Why yes. I DID upgrade just to sneer at the Gothsons as they shuffled aft to steerage. The 45kg of obsidian in my checked bags may have had something to do with that decision as well.

Me. Blondish middle age white woman with glasses siting in an upgraded seat on an airliner .

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Of course looking like a derpy gobshite on hols is not restricted to the Gothsons.

An utterly cursed gothograph of me, a mid middle ages white woman with “ my hair is a feck” hair, derpy glasses and gormy expression on my face.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Made it to Ithaca in a hour, like. Don’t get all the fuss about this Uselesses lad. Shit drills at the navigation, bud. OBVIOUSLY.

Me. Driving a company bus over the small city in upstate New York that calls itself Ithaca.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I feel like the doormat here has already spoken for me.

A beige doormat with COME BACK WITH A WARRANT in black lettering on it outside of a gray apartment door.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

This is my Feuriger Geist-Hodensackwerfer. It werfs Feuriger Geist-Hodensacks.

Me. Very unusually in direct sunlight under a clear blue sky. Camera is on the ground pointing up and at my glistening with SPF 100 form shooting an extremely fucking stupid gun that does make some impressive fireballs. Or Fiery Ghost Scrotum launcher if you prefer.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Uh, lads…. I really am getting messages through my telly.

A season 11 X-Files tagline/title card that reads ‘ Accuse Your Enemies Of That Which You Are Guilty ‘ in place of the iconic ‘ The Truth Is Out There’

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

It was far too early/late to be confronted with this. Makes me want to punch whoever designed it in the taint. This is what happens when you give techbros too many cocaine/ketamine enemas and access to wind tunnels.

Front view of, and I’m being generous, an aircraft. There’s two of them on the field and I assume they flew in. I mean they could be some weird fungal growth that popped up overnight. Some semi-sentient mushroom that mimics its environment and comes out vaguely aeroplane shaped. It’s a pod and boom, pusher with an enormous stabilator/ruddervator whatever the fuck. It honestly looks like a seagull, a Shorts Skyvan and an Adam A500 (in a gimp suit) had a threesome in a grottty little motel room while a Fouga Magister looks on from the cuck chair whilst languidly chain smoking. In other words, a nasty little den of bad choices that I want in on.

Three quarter front view of, and I’m being generous, an aircraft. There’s two of them on the field and I assume they flew in. I mean they could be some weird fungal growth that popped up overnight. Some semi-sentient mushroom that mimics its environment and comes out vaguely aeroplane shaped. It’s a pod and boom, pusher with an enormous stabilator/ruddervator whatever the fuck. It honestly looks like a seagull, a Shorts Skyvan and an Adam A500 (in a gimp suit) had a threesome in a grottty little motel room while a Fouga Magister looks on from the cuck chair whilst languidly chain smoking. In other words, a nasty little den of bad choices that I want in on.

Side view of, and I’m being generous, an aircraft. There’s two of them on the field and I assume they flew in. I mean they could be some weird fungal growth that popped up overnight. Some semi-sentient mushroom that mimics its environment and comes out vaguely aeroplane shaped. It’s a pod and boom, pusher with an enormous stabilator/ruddervator whatever the fuck. It honestly looks like a seagull, a Shorts Skyvan and an Adam A500 (in a gimp suit) had a threesome in a grottty little motel room while a Fouga Magister looks on from the cuck chair whilst languidly chain smoking. In other words, a nasty little den of bad choices that I want in on.

Rear view of, and I’m being generous, an aircraft. There’s two of them on the field and I assume they flew in. I mean they could be some weird fungal growth that popped up overnight. Some semi-sentient mushroom that mimics its environment and comes out vaguely aeroplane shaped. It’s a pod and boom, pusher with an enormous stabilator/ruddervator whatever the fuck. It honestly looks like a seagull, a Shorts Skyvan and an Adam A500 (in a gimp suit) had a threesome in a grottty little motel room while a Fouga Magister looks on from the cuck chair whilst languidly chain smoking. In other words, a nasty little den of bad choices that I want in on.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Shite! Dad’s here. Surprise inspection. Everybody look evil.

An extremely beautiful matte black HondaJet with a red stripe on the fuselage and engine cowlings.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I’ve half a mind on me to get one of those Belgian footy shirts and get a bit kinky.

Magritte inspired Belgian away football kit. A very trans flag coded pink and blue with black trim, short sleeve footy jersey.

Gritty. Hero of Philadelphia. A comrade.

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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Today was exceedingly annoying. For about 10 seconds. Which for us goths of the airborne persuasion is the equivalent of a human decade.

Me. At work. Not pleased because a minor inconvenience that lasted seconds couldn’t be inflated into a genuine grievance. Bah.

Also, fuck off sun, you cunt.

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